PyratePhil Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 What Would Pyrates Do? ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 changed Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 LOL! Good ones! How about... "My Pyrate beat up your Honor Student"? "Vote Pro-Pyrate in '08" "If you can read this, you're about to die" "Treasure chests wanted...Inquire within" ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Cabin boy tryouts.. Is there a sign up list, or is it open tryouts??? Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 changed Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 LOL... there's a sign up list for the sign up list, Doc...just kidding. "sits back in her chair and chuckles" I don't why you'd want an ole lady like me to train you.. seems to me at your level of expertise, you'd want someone..... fiery. Oh no no no had more than enough fire for more than three lifetimes. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 you'd want someone..... fiery. WOH...... my mind is spinnin' wit that one..... Merrydeath sayin' thar be something more fiery than her out thar.......... Sorry Doc.... but Merrydeath be more my type than you...... but I kinda think we both agree on that one.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Pat... what a handful of rogue you are!! thank you! but I know that Doc can handle plenty of fire. "adjusts her skirt and bodice.." Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Pat... what a handful of rogue you are! I kinda like the sound O' that...... can I put it inter me porno Bio.... or be it coypwrit or somethin'......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 OK... back on topic...... I though up an idea for a bumpersticker.... "Pyrates ain't PC ! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Use it with my blessing... "some men are handsome, but she says I am a handful!!" Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady renee Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 "honk, if you love pirates" a pirate's life for me(gold, rum and men). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusi Sparrow Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Only a handful Merrydeath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 "Pyrates-7, Mariners - 0" ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 "Keep your yardarms off my dinghy!" ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 "Proud Parrots of a Dishonorable Student" ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Only a handful Merrydeath? I woulda said more, but I didn't want the poor man killed by all the womens coming after him.. and I'll keep the PG17 version quiet, but it had to do with location. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 God is my co-pirate (I read that one somewhere) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady renee Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 my, what big yardarm you have! a pirate's life for me(gold, rum and men). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 The pub needs a print shop. These are great. I love "Pirates aren't PC." Patrick's "thumb your nose" Jolly Roger is perfect. You print one, I'll be taking an order. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Dog Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 the fastest way to a pirates heart is through his back. Prepare to be boarded!!!! Pirates Code: It's R, P then B Rape, Pillage then Burn Time flies when your drinking rum Piratin's in my blood he who lives by the cutlass, dies by the stiletto The Sea, she is a fickle mistress.... Which way to the pub? Hand over your loot! This message brought to you by the IRS. Live with honor, Get on her, stay on her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seagjoe Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 the fastest way to a pirates heartis through his back. Prepare to be boarded!!!! Pirates Code: It's R, P then B Rape, Pillage then Burn Time flies when your drinking rum Piratin's in my blood he who lives by the cutlass, dies by the stiletto The Sea, she is a fickle mistress.... Which way to the pub? Hand over your loot! This message brought to you by the IRS. Live with honor, Get on her, stay on her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 the fastest way to a pirates heart is through his back. Love that one. Mine be simple.... ARRRRRR! Drive Respectfully or prepare to be boarded! *read that one somewhere* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Dog Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Just saw "Ok Boys, grapnels to the ready! Was it one of the pub members by any chance? It was in So. Orange County CA. Big black truck, Ford F-*50, just freekin' scary, it was really cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Blydes Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Found a plaque that we bought and mounted behind the bar in our ship's Wardroom: "Got Rum?" William Blydes I don't get lost, I EXPLORE! Adventures on the High Seas (refitted and back on station!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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