Cap'n Pete Straw Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Red Handed Jill -- I swear I have seen this same woman. Or her twin sister. That's what I am talking about. *shudder* There must be a more flattering clothing option. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Most of the over-hangs are with women who are very large uptop. It doesn't look good. Well in my case I can actually put my 'girls' out over the top (I'm not that big) of most of my bodices, however my shirts with their elastic has proven more than once than I can pop out unexpectedly, so I tend to keep the nipples down into a more respectable look. (quit looking so sad Pete Straw! I've flashed the best o' them) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 While I deeply appreciate an ample bosom, and I agree, some can be extreme to the point of frightening, I thing this one takes the cake - (just barely safe for work!) The Unusual Patron Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bob Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 The Unusual Patron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 The Unusual Patron *Koff* *gasp* Okay, I wholeheartedly support this woman's right to wear that outfit wherever and whenever she so desires. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Shyte! If I had her figure I would too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Being a member of the "Gee I wish I had a bit more of those" I was heartened to read where for POTC, Kiera Knightly spent two hours in make up just to have her cleavage air-brushed on. Flat as the proverbial board, is that girl. I even went to a Victoria's Secret years ago, and was informed that their wonder bra would give anyone a cleavage. Sigh....apparently, even the wonder bra needs material to work with. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 This has been shared in person with a few Pub people.... My son and I were at a certain Renaissance Faire a few weeks ago (identity of Faire not divulged to retain anonymity), where we noticed a short woman and her son walking around. The woman was wearing leather (pleather? we didn't want to get closer to check) shorts that were (1) too short and (2) too tight. And she had far too much stuff that she was trying -- or neglecting -- to cram into those shorts. Oh, don't discount this... these shorts were way too tight for her available.... er... acreage. I do not mean to offend anyone who may have a similar body type, but I hope that said persons will have the ability to understand that some clothes are not the best choice for some people. I succeeded in capturing the Fashion Police violation on my camera several times: subsequent opportunities afforded better and better ... er... worse and worse photo ops. If I can crop these photos in such a way as to be somehow anonymous regarding the people (mother and son) involved, I may consider posting them... but then again, the Moderator -- and, actually, anyone with eyeballs -- might find the photos unsuitable... Everyone I have shown them to has the exactly identical facial expression: a combination of shock, horror and revulsion. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Put them on a photo site with a link. Probably a good idea to cut heads in case anybody here recognizes themselves.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I cannot offer an off-site link... Photos carefully chosen; only the backs of heads are seen. Still thinking about it... "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I have no words left... "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 The Unusual Patron I've seem pics of that before and worse at the Texas Ren faire. They wear chain mail there and not much else. This pic is not the most risque'. I can't help but wonder what kind of sun burn she has after 8 hours of sun. http://www.robynsroost.com/trf03/week6/TRF14.JPG Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 "spoob" Exactly the term I've been searching for to describe this interesting phenomenon. Now what is it called from behind? "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Being a member of the "Gee I wish I had a bit more of those" I was heartened to read where for POTC, Kiera Knightly spent two hours in make up just to have her cleavage air-brushed on. Flat as the proverbial board, is that girl. I even went to a Victoria's Secret years ago, and was informed that their wonder bra would give anyone a cleavage. Sigh....apparently, even the wonder bra needs material to work with. "Not sure why cleavage is that important to slim gal. Consider the followin': Do ye have a flat stomach? Arr yer hips bigger than yer waist? Would ye say yer legs or yer torso is longer (probably legs)? If ye answered affirmative to these questions, then yer a supermodel! Most of them don't have much cleavage either." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Being a member of the "Gee I wish I had a bit more of those" I was heartened to read where for POTC, Kiera Knightly spent two hours in make up just to have her cleavage air-brushed on. Flat as the proverbial board, is that girl. I even went to a Victoria's Secret years ago, and was informed that their wonder bra would give anyone a cleavage. Sigh....apparently, even the wonder bra needs material to work with. "Not sure why cleavage is that important to slim gal. Consider the followin': Do ye have a flat stomach? Arr yer hips bigger than yer waist? Would ye say yer legs or yer torso is longer (probably legs)? If ye answered affirmative to these questions, then yer a supermodel! Most of them don't have much cleavage either." Let's put it this way. I'm 5' 6", weigh 116 lbs, which is what I weighed in high school. I wear a size 4 Gap jean. I gave up worring about cleavage a long time ago. On a brisk day, and if I'm standing up straight, I can still pass the pencil test (if you CAN'T hold a pencil under your "girls", then you can go without a bra—in theory). For someone of my age, that's achievement enough! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Let's put it this way. I'm 5' 6", weigh 116 lbs, which is what I weighed in high school. I wear a size 4 Gap jean. I gave up worring about cleavage a long time ago. On a brisk day, and if I'm standing up straight, I can still pass the pencil test (if you CAN'T hold a pencil under your "girls", then you can go without a bra—in theory). For someone of my age, that's achievement enough! "Brag, brag, brag... Ye just gettin' all the lads hot and bothered wit' the pencil test. No pencil tests for the lads, thar be other tests which we can't describe in mixed company." "So what's it like bein' a supermodel?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Let's put it this way. I'm 5' 6", weigh 116 lbs, which is what I weighed in high school. I wear a size 4 Gap jean. I gave up worring about cleavage a long time ago. On a brisk day, and if I'm standing up straight, I can still pass the pencil test (if you CAN'T hold a pencil under your "girls", then you can go without a bra—in theory). For someone of my age, that's achievement enough! You know what? I want to see some pictures. No... not of the pencil test. Oh... wait. Maybe... "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Supermodel! Not even close! Sorry guys, no pictures. A girl likes to keep a bit of mystery about her. Besides, I still can't &%^#$@*& figure out how to post pictures, avatars, etc. I am totally computer challenged! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 "spoob" Exactly the term I've been searching for to describe this interesting phenomenon. Now what is it called from behind? Damn - did this woman have surgery to have her nipples removed??? Alien boobs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 NOSE WARMERS!!!! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 did this woman have surgery to have her nipples removed Nah..... her eyes are just closed...... It's not my fault, they were stairing at me................ Jill, it's too bad we didn't get a photo of the scarry spoobige from Bakersfield..... no one would beleave us with out a photo......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Yeah - she certainly was unusual. I wish I could have gotten away with taking a picture; still can't figure out how she did that. Plates, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caraccioli Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Besides, I still can't &%^#$@*& figure out how to post pictures, avatars, etc. I am totally computer challenged! If you decide you want to upload photos, it's pretty simple for your avatar and personal photos. Go into "My controls" and select "Edit Avatar Settings" to change your avatar or "Change Personal Photo" to do that. Once inside those widows, you can pull them right off your computer by navigating to the file location using the Browse button. It's just like opening a Word processing document, only you're looking for a picture document. I've found it's best to pick a square photo with minimal details for your avatar. Putting photos inside of a post response is more advanced. The photos must be out there somewhere on the web and you must know the URL of the location. A lot of people use photobucket or similar free photo posting sites and then copy the URL out of their address bar on their browser into a post using the IMG button. "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Besides, I still can't &%^#$@*& figure out how to post pictures, avatars, etc. I am totally computer challenged! If you decide you want to upload photos, it's pretty simple for your avatar and personal photos. Go into "My controls" and select "Edit Avatar Settings" to change your avatar or "Change Personal Photo" to do that. Once inside those widows, you can pull them right off your computer by navigating to the file location using the Browse button. It's just like opening a Word processing document, only you're looking for a picture document. I've found it's best to pick a square photo with minimal details for your avatar. Putting photos inside of a post response is more advanced. The photos must be out there somewhere on the web and you must know the URL of the location. A lot of people use photobucket or similar free photo posting sites and then copy the URL out of their address bar on their browser into a post using the IMG button. Thanks for the lesson. On a day when I'm feeling in a Zen mode, I'll give it a try! Otherwise, if it doesn't work, I'll get so frustrated, I'm liable to throw my Mac out the window—and it's not the poor Mac's fault. BTW Jill, I was wondering the same thing. Where are that girl's nipples? Her spoobs look like two ostrich eggs. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Sue Phonix Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 alright all here is the picture I promised you granted this not from last year...when I did get those pictures they were nearly all eaten away from the sun. And this is not the normal way this bodice is worn...I told a good friend of mine I wanted clevage and he advised me to wear it with the back in the front since the other way around covers nearly all the clevage that could be had. But my BF is saying that he will help me get a new bodice this year at KCRF so I am hoping I can find something that will make em stand out a lil more hopefully some time soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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