Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 I think I could put this together in time for Ojai..It's a variant on something I used to have in my cube while in tech support: AVAST SIE LOOKENSPEEPERS! Der BiggenBoomen ist nicht fur Gefingerpoken und MittenGrabben. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken Landeslubbers keepen das skurvy-picknen hans in dem pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das BiggenBoomen macht Bangybangen. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Coyote Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 LOL, LP! That be awesome! BTW, ye wouldn' 'appen ta 'ave th' original from yer tech supportin' days would ye? Be mighty nice ta replace me "I'll be nicer when you are smarter" poster. Rumors of my death were right on the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted September 24, 2003 Author Share Posted September 24, 2003 As a matter o' fact, I have a full version of it right here. Goes as follows: Achtung! Alles Lookenspeepers! Das Computermachine is nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist zu easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Also ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in dem pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten. There are a few little dots over vowels that I am missing. Ahwell. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 :) Ye've got me vote,Lucky....hardee,har... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Touring Gentleman Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Funny bits, Lucky Penny! It'll regretfully glaze the eyes of 75% of everybody that looks at it, but for the rest... good stuff. Only by great risks can great results be achieved. -Xerxes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Coyote Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 As a matter o' fact, I have a full version of it right here. Bless ya' lass! Ya made me day. I'll print it out on me parchment paper first thing tamorry! I just wish me customers could see it, but that be th' burden o' phone tech. Rumors of my death were right on the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkmalkin Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 The Pyromaniac Pirate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 I get it!! I can't believe it, but I get it!!! "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneHunterLane Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 I'd hang the original over my desk in a heart beat... unfortunately the clients could see it, and I'd get ummm, spoken to. (The boss has a way...) The cannon sign is perfect. (o' course, you could put a 'hands off' sign under it for the more moronic... but they wouldn't understand that, either...) Great signs tho! And, of course you get it, Mad Maudlin! You're a pyrate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 ROTDLMAO!!!!! (thunk!) Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 ROTDLMAO!!!!! (thunk!) ya,what she said I just sent those to my various and assorted friends,relatives and others with a sick sense of humor that I know. :) Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 :) Call them little dots 'umlauts'......RRR, der deutsche pyraten bitte... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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