Mad Matt Posted January 6, 2006 Author Posted January 6, 2006 I got yer work, luv! (I've got a smilie saved I should insert here - 'tis inappropriate fer this Pub, tho') Ye must've been dreamin' if you tho't you won. You were huffin' and puffin' when we were through. It was fun, tho'. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Whaaaate'er! I Kick'd e'er arss from her t' the pub! tee hee, the smiley I put into yer backside has hard'nd.... tee hee now ye can come and go wit a smile! tee hee hee. Bunny Cutlass
Mad Matt Posted January 6, 2006 Author Posted January 6, 2006 Aye, but at certain times one o' those smiles may have Pinocchio's nose.... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Well, your backside is smiling at me... I can't believe you didn't feel that! Hi nice t' meet ye, o' ye say yer name is HAIRY! Bunny Cutlass
Mad Matt Posted January 6, 2006 Author Posted January 6, 2006 All the mud kinda caused me problems. At least it isn't in me backside...If it was, we'd have problems.... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Problems with what parts? :Bunny makes kissy-face: Anything I can make all better? or do I need to get Scarlet? Bunny Cutlass
Mad Matt Posted January 6, 2006 Author Posted January 6, 2006 Scarlet does a fyne job at takin' care o' things fer me. Thanks fer the offer, tho'! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Well, ifin ye wouldn't push sweet littl' o' Bunnies int' the mud, things like that wouldn't happen! So there! Bunny Cutlass
Mad Matt Posted January 6, 2006 Author Posted January 6, 2006 Still, it was a grand time. I hope t' do it again soon. *Mad Matt bum-rushes the Bunny, hopin' t' catch her off guard* YER GOIN' DOWN, Y' FURBALL! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 "YER COMIN BACK IN WIT ME!" :Bunny holds onto Matt wit all her might as they tumble back into the mud: "DARN IT MATT, HAIRY IS GONE NOW!" :she tries her patent sweepin of the leg motion: Stupid Mud is so slippery... :She grabs his now wet again coat and jumps on him to push him down with all her weight: WHY WON'T YOU EAT MUDD! Bunny Cutlass
Mad Matt Posted January 6, 2006 Author Posted January 6, 2006 Well, if yer straddlin' me and I'm face up, that makes it kinda hard t' eat it! Say, are ye ticklish? ***Tickle, tickle, tickle!*** You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Ha. I AM NOT! Ye can keep tryin to though ifin it keeps yer hands busy! And, I am on yer back, Hairy has his face in me chest! RIGHT HAIRY, Hairy is mumbling yes! :eh, eh, eh: Must get ye dunk'd! Ye are strong! Bunny Cutlass
Mad Matt Posted January 6, 2006 Author Posted January 6, 2006 Well, I try, luv! Bein' on me stomach, I would be able t' spin 'neath ya and know you off balance, sendin' ya tumblin' head o'er heels! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Hmm tis a good point! :so I reach into the mud and grab Matt under a leg, lift him partially out o' the mudd like I am going to body slam him: Did I happen t' mention, I was a strong lass too? :Matt is sort of out o' the Mudd in me arms: BODY SLAM! YEAH BABY! Bunny Cutlass
Mad Matt Posted January 6, 2006 Author Posted January 6, 2006 Poor Bunny. I am trained in hand t' hand combat, y' know... Yer jest gettin' me started! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Well, I be lykin' yer right and yer left hands, so give it yer best! (( oh, tee hee, I be fergettin yer a Quatermaster of the outside world)) Either way, ye won't hear me arguin' being held down by anyman! Ifin I loose or win, I STILL WIN! ::Bunny circles Matt after tossin him into the mud in a body slam...:: Ye look a bit tired there laddy, ye need yer nap? oh yeah it is on! Bunny Cutlass
Scarlet McBayne Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Scarlet leans back aginst the wall sippin her tankard of pear cyder, enjoyin the show of Matt and Bunny covered in mud and tryin te one up each other. Way te go Matt, watch her other hand darlin! Bunny fight fair lass..oops thats gonna leave a mark boy am I glad te be clean an dry on the side lines! :) Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley"
Bunnycutlass Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 I can'st fight faire... he is stronger then I be! Sorry Matt, did I hurt ye wit that last one? :Matt fireman picks up Bunny over his shoulder, she just sort of sits there while he struts his stuff for Scarlet, Bunny whispers: Ye done showin off? Bunny Cutlass
Scarlet McBayne Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 way te go luver!!! bunny, look a little more weak and timid darlin, it will be more convincing [/size] Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley"
Bunnycutlass Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 " Oh, help.... Matt is so strong.... and I can not beat him.....Oh whoa is me!" Don't drown me too badly Matt, me Lad! Bunny Cutlass
Mad Matt Posted January 7, 2006 Author Posted January 7, 2006 Nay, lass! I'll not beat ye badly, jest enough so ye know who's boss! ***Mad Matt throws a handful of mud at Scarlet*** Ye can't be sittin' on the sidelines here, luv. YER NEXT! ***Matt runs slip-sliding at Scarlet as she squeals and giggles while running away from him.*** You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Mad Matt Posted January 8, 2006 Author Posted January 8, 2006 You've been missed here. Bunny's been keepin' me busy as you can see. I think it's time fer Scarlet t' be a durty gurl, too! :) You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Scarlet McBayne Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Matt darlin....do ye really think ye want Scarlet te be a durty gurl? wink, wink here at the pub? with everyone watching? Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley"
Mad Matt Posted January 9, 2006 Author Posted January 9, 2006 Well, maybe not too dirty... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
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