Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 Not bein' confrontational, jest defendin' m'self! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 All right then...:as they circle in the Mudd: Let's see how ye handle this! ::Bunny sweeps Matt's leg as he tries to counter...both being so slippery they just seem to keep sliding off each other:: Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 Jest careful what ye grab, luv! Some of it's attached! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Oh, sorry... ye do the same! :Bunny hugs Matt and Matt hugs Bunny and they stop: Hmmm, think we be at a bit of an impass! Do ye yeild? Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 Nay, I never yield! But we can sit here, hug each other and talk. That friggin' barmaid better come...OH! Tharrrrr comes one now! Bunny what would ye like. It's on me, lass. Hmmm...in more ways than one...***Matt looks into his purse, tryin' t' pull coins out o' the mud*** You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 HA, Ye let go first! I WINS! Cyder... thinkin spiced and warm. Darn, there went me feathers on me hat! Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 A warm spiced cider it will be. (((Don't look now, but I think Dorian is spyin' on us!))) You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 I do wish Scarlet would join us. I hope the lack of her presence is not a sign of things t' come... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Tis Fyne! He can watch me beatin' ye up! Alas, I just be havin' a wee bit o' fun... and that is all. I will be a lone Bunny fer awhile to come, per me own doin'! :Bunny leans on ledge of the spa: Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 Uh, oh. Whadya do now? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Nay Naught! I jest don't be wishin t' have any man at the moment. I need a wee bit o' a break from them! "AH HI SCARLET ME LOVELY! MATT AND I WERE JEST TALKIN!" Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 She left... that can't be a good thing fer you! I don't think she recogniz'd us maybe. We are covered head to toe! Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 Believe me, she knew. She's a sharp lass! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Well, back t' chattin... So, how be the new job... tell me about it lad? Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 It's a J-O-B. It sucks. What else ya wanna know? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 What ye be doing at yer J.O.B? Come on, I am happy that ye got one! Tis a good thing, isn't it? Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 Loss Prevention, HAZMAT, Safety Officer, First Aid...stuff like that. I work at a local ACE Hardware distribution center. I've got a couple applications pending to see if I can get back into "real" cop work. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Oh... no wonder ye aren't that excited about it. Sounds excitin' tho what ye are tryin to accomplish! ::Bunny thinks mud is starting to dry:: Matt, me matey.....ummm is there a place to wash up here? Me thinks the mud is starting to harden! Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 5, 2006 Author Share Posted January 5, 2006 Sure. Ye take a few steps out the secret passage, turn left and head down to the ocean. I may hafta go with ye. Mud's startin' t' cake up in places it shouldn't be... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Oh, good so now ye can push me into the cold water instead o' the hawt mud, no thank ye! I will go alone. Who knows maybe I can meet someone who will chisel me free! hmmm, What ifin I harden on me way to the shore? What ifin ye find me a statue solid by mornin? Stuck solid like this....:Bunny poses in a walkin stance: Would he a shame to be stuck and have any passer by pick me up and walk off with me n'er to be heard from again!!!! Would ye miss me? "Bunny bats very muddy, and crusty eyelashes" Tee hee.... Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biker Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 let me see if I can find something hard enough around here to help ya with the mud.... " Never knock on Heaven's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that" ' Whatever is not nailed down is MINE. Whatever I can pry loose, is not nailed down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 5, 2006 Author Share Posted January 5, 2006 Would I miss you? Well......er.......ummmmm ***Mad Matt looks at the ground, drawing little circles in the dust on the floor***Yeah, probably... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 :Bunny hugs Matt and the muds cracks and chunks fall off of them: We better go get wash'd off. How about the deck hose? You pump and I will spray! Or is that, I will pump and you will spray? ((Bunny Blushes)) Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 Yeah, I think it works that way! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnycutlass Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 How was work today dear? Tee hee Care fer another Dunk int' the mudd? I beat yer arss the last tyme! Bunny Cutlass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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