Bunnycutlass Posted December 29, 2005 Posted December 29, 2005 I do not! There jest be no one on or in, when I am on or in! Like now...There be no one...in or on! The Bunny is all alone! What would happen ifin she fell in... There wouldst be no one t' save her! There would be just ears stickin' themselves out o' the mudd. No one wouldst e'en know I was here! :sniff sniff: Death to the Bunny....????? Me ulo'gie is over... back t' bathin'! Bunny Cutlass
Rummy3 Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 I'm with you, Sister Bunny! Even though the thought of a mud bath be inviting, I truly enjoy the thought of a nice hot shower right about now. I think I need a volunteer to scrub me back, though. It's been too lonely over here in me life:(
Bunnycutlass Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Ah, I will scrub ye back fer ye! Come on Baby, Let's shower! Oooooh, that be ticklin! Ye can come hang out with us don't be forgettin we live on this side of this here coast! Bunny Cutlass
callenish gunner Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 i been lookin fer ye rummy m'lass ye can always talk w' me any tyme you'd like i really don't bite .....ok i do nibble but i don't leave marks
Rummy3 Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Ah, I will scrub ye back fer ye! Come on Baby, Let's shower!Oooooh, that be ticklin! Ye can come hang out with us don't be forgettin we live on this side of this here coast! WooHoo! We are neighbors indeed! Now that shower has me spanking clean - best be settin' some realistic resolutions - and partying with me sisters be at the top of the list!
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 mmmmmmmmmmm...spankin' clean? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Don't make us change your name to "Spankin Mad Matt!" Bunny Cutlass
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 That won't happen. Takes an act o' Congress t' get a name change... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 I have decided t' change the room (since tharrrrr be no wimmins sparrin' in 'ere). This, as the Hot Tub, will be more seductive, sensual even. Wimmins wantin' t' enter and relax like some fancy day at th' spa arrrrrr welcome... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Rummy3 Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Don't make us change your name to "Spankin Mad Matt!" LOL - sounds like a party, Bunny - spankin Mad Matt Best get Sister Scarlet and Lady Devyl'N in here too!
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 The four of you would surely kill me...OK, where am I going with this? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Aye, but ye would go with the biggest smile in history! Bunny Cutlass
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 YOU KNOW IT! :) You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Matt, me friend be nice t' seein ye again... seems like ye disappear'd fer a bit! Bunny Cutlass
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 Well, a new job definitely cuts into Pub time. Today's a day off. I'll be in and out... Plus I'm tryin' t' be less......confrontational.... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Who ye being confrontational wit? Surely not us lasses! ((Bunny giggles at the idea and pushes Matt into the Mud, clothes on and all)) SORTA LIKE THAT??? Bunny Cutlass
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 :Bunny laughs way to hard at the site of Matt cover'd in mud from head to toe! Only the whites of his eyes give the chocolate blob some other color: Sorry Matt, me darlin... I be way too playful! Bunny Cutlass
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 OH! Yer gonna get it! Here's mud in yer eye! ***Mad Matt throws two globs of mud @ Bunny, split seconds before he trys to run at her. Mud.....slippery on the floor......LOOK OUT I CAN'T STOP!!!*** You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 Don't count me out, lass. I'm no quitter! ***Mad Matt gets up off the floor and while she is hunched over laughing her arse off, grabs a Bunny foot (good luck, some say!). He pulls himself to her as she tries to back away, still laughing feverishly. Bunny isn't looking where she's going. As Matt tries to stand up, she falls backward into the mud, dragging Mad Matt right back into it again.*** You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 AVAST YE MATT! :Bunny dunks Matt into the mud fer draggin her in!: :Feelin Matt grab her by the legs he barely gets a grip on her slick legs but pulls her down as well: :both popping out of the mudd and laughing, they keep trying to dunk each other: "Your eatin' mudd today Matey!" Bunny Cutlass
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 Come 'ere, lass! ***Matt hugs Bunny and they fall down in the mud*** You're fer sure a goodtime gal. How 'bout a drynk? Now if I could jest find the barmaid.... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 All right, I could go fer a waterin down! ::Bunny can't help herself....drips more mudd onto Matt's head, as he keeps wipin it from his eyes, he can't figure out why it keeps comin down ... But Bunny giggles again and the wrestlin insues again:: Ye know Matt, I can take ye... When ye are all slippery like this... makes us about e'en! Bunny Cutlass
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 Aye, but Bunny's arrrrrr known fer bein' fast not strong! Watch out! *Matt pushes Bunny down again, mud splatters everywhere. A barmaid comes by t' get our order but is upset her clothes are now sullied and wanders off...* You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Bunnycutlass Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 ::Bunny giggles:: SEE WHAT YE DID! WHAT HAPPEN'D T' BE NICER, YE BIG CONFRONTATIONAL MEANIE! :Bunny creates a Mud ball and tosses it at him: CANNONBALL! :) Bunny Cutlass
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