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Crikey! It's only Friday, here......

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You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.

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Saturday now ... and Mad Matt never appeared with those Corona ... so I guess Hester and I will have to go to the liquor store today. Can't let the key limes go lonely!

Kowabunga, baby!

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Aye! Nor squishy...nothing worse than squishy limes..

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Oh? Got an extra Corona JAcky? :huh:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Aye, didn't know the CAt drank anythin' other than Samuel Adams, which I tried two nights ago (and found it a bit bitter).

Had a Michelob lager yesterday, an Pirate Ale t'day.

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Aye! Nor squishy...nothing worse than squishy limes..

Oh I don't know, I squish an squeeze me limes in t' Coronas all the time.

I like lots of limes in my Corona.

I do feel sorry for the cabana boys, though -- having to fish all the squashed lime wedges out of the empty bottles before returning them for the deposit.

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Aye, didn't know the CAt drank anythin' other than Samuel Adams, which I tried two nights ago (and found it a bit bitter).

Had a Michelob lager yesterday, an Pirate Ale t'day.

I'll have th occasional Corona wit a lime :)

Sam Adams...depends which one ye drink!

Ah those poor cabana boys an their limey fingers..

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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I just got "carded" by the Samual Adams website! It told me I was underage (bless it) and wouldn't let me in!

Never seen Sam Adams here. But then we Canucks are awfully smug and snobby about Yanqi beer and don't tend to import it.

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That's hilarious, William. It took me halfway through the commercial to realize he was singing a Duran Duran cover!

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How long does an open bottle of Bailey's 'keep' in the fridge?

Baileys even open does not need to be refrisgerated..or so I am told..anyhow there is a expiration date on the bottle.

mmmmm baileys..over ice or ice cream :o

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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All I can say is that after a while the cream does curdle. I have poured it from the bottle in gloppy clumps ...I suspected it was bad then, I wasn't about to taste it.

On a happer note, Haggendass (sp?) makes Bailey's Irishcream icecream!

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On teh subject o Bailey tis no bad in earl grey tea on a cold night either, never have tried it cold.

Mud Slinging Pyromanic , Errrrrr Ship's Potter at ye service

Vagabond's Rogue Potter Wench

First Mate of the Fairge Iolaire

Me weapons o choice be lots o mud, sharp pointy sticks, an string

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Completely off-topic, but I did do a speculative uniform, based on two partial descriptions, of Frederick Ward's Ever Victorious Army of 1862 last night...

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Pauly caught a bullet

But it only hit his leg

Well it should have been a better shot

And got him in the head

They were all in love with dyin'

They were drinking from a fountain

That was pouring like an avalanche

Coming down the mountain

Butthole Surfers,

PEPPER

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Wouldn't be off topic if you were wearing it and drinking a Bailey's coffee or tea..

BTW very nice..

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Mmmm... guess the rum'll have to do.

Thanks, Red Cat Jenny.

Well, I'm off to Memorial Day it up out of town. See you late-arrr...

Pauly caught a bullet

But it only hit his leg

Well it should have been a better shot

And got him in the head

They were all in love with dyin'

They were drinking from a fountain

That was pouring like an avalanche

Coming down the mountain

Butthole Surfers,

PEPPER

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Aye it's the air show and a barbeque this weekend fer me

Then off to buy a wedding present and card and shoes to match the dress I am wearing to said weddin..hope the foods good, if not the drinks are :lol:

Sleep? ya never know...

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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FINALLY! MRI is scheduled for Friday afternoon. Damn doctor is on vacation the next week so he can't see my 'til the 14th of June. Hopefully all is well and nothing in the rotator cuff is torn. Hook up a couple cortisone shots and be done with it.

Well, I guess I've waited THIS long....

See what gettin' old does to ya? :ph34r:

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You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.

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Another 'woodcut' try... Ship this time.

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Pauly caught a bullet

But it only hit his leg

Well it should have been a better shot

And got him in the head

They were all in love with dyin'

They were drinking from a fountain

That was pouring like an avalanche

Coming down the mountain

Butthole Surfers,

PEPPER

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