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'Never heard it quite desccribed in that way; I'm surprised you were able to type Black Jack Shalaq! Right now I am having trouble with one of my servers and feeling like we both need a little down time. :D

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Sitting here at work sipping my morning coffee and planning out my day. Rummy, I'm assuming by server you meant your computer and not some cabin boy......either way, I hope it works out for you!

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"There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize... the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men....Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it."

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:D ......Thumppin' me dummy to Christines nightie pic..... :D

  MMMMMMMMMM...ahhhhhhh....uh huh....uh huh......oooooh....Ahhhhh! :D

Yer dummy? Gotta say I never heard that one before either. I'm curious, which nightie pic do ye speak of? Something from many posts back?

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I should be trying to get some rest. Someone at work passed along their cold to me, and I'm attempting to fight it off.

And yet, here I am, dinking around on the net, tv on (watching the news), and a Toscano magazine on my lap.

My cats are the only ones sleeping here. :lol:

Perhaps we'll meet again under better circumstances. ---(---(@

Dead Men...Tell No Tales.

Welcome, Foolish Mortals...

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Let's see. I'm finishing the design on two web sites, shifting two others two servers and managing all that, writing five articles about food on the internet and redesigning a brochure. Yes, basically all at once.

And I just finished cutting out pattern pieces for 20 pirate vests for the Morgan Harbour Resort in Jamaica.

Oh, and in the spirit of things, downing a couple of Red Stripes.

Whew!

-- Hurricane

-- Hurricane

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http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg

  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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Thumppin' me dummy to Christines nightie pic.....

Well let's see....I've heard it called:

baloney pony

bishop

bone

cock

crank

crotch

crotch monkey

crotch rocket

dick

dildo

dip stick

dong

dork

flugelhorn

f--k stick

gristle whistle

groin

hammer

head

heat seeking moisture missile

johnson

jolly rod

knob

little Elvis

lizard

love muscle

manhood

meat puppet

mister happy

muff missle

one eyed monster

one eyed trouser trout

one eyed wonder worm

pants monster of love

pecker

pee pee

penis

peter

pole

prick

pud

purple-headed warrior

rod

sausage

schlong

sex root

shaft

shank

staff

sword

tallywacker

the bald-headed champ

the main vein

third leg

tool

trouser snake

tube steak

unit

wang

wanger

wanker

wee wee

weenie

wiener

Willy

wong

yard arm

....but not dummy.......

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"There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize... the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men....Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it."

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Oh, and in the spirit of things, downing a couple of Red Stripes.

As they say in Jamaica: Red Stripe - get it right!

When I was in Jamaica, Red Stripe probably constituted most of my useful calories until I made it to Negril. (Although there were a couple of decent restaurants in Montego Bay...)

That's a heck of a lot of multitasking, Hurricane! I'm impressed!

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Thumppin' me dummy to Christines nightie pic.....

Well let's see....I've heard it called:

baloney pony

bishop

bone

cock

crank

crotch

crotch monkey

crotch rocket

dick

dildo

dip stick

dong

dork

flugelhorn

f--k stick

gristle whistle

groin

hammer

head

heat seeking moisture missile

johnson

jolly rod

knob

little Elvis

lizard

love muscle

manhood

meat puppet

mister happy

muff missle

one eyed monster

one eyed trouser trout

one eyed wonder worm

pants monster of love

pecker

pee pee

penis

peter

pole

prick

pud

purple-headed warrior

rod

sausage

schlong

sex root

shaft

shank

staff

sword

tallywacker

the bald-headed champ

the main vein

third leg

tool

trouser snake

tube steak

unit

wang

wanger

wanker

wee wee

weenie

wiener

Willy

wong

yard arm

....but not dummy.......

LOL!!!! That reminded me of a George Carlin skit-lol! ;)

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Oh, and in the spirit of things, downing a couple of Red Stripes.

As they say in Jamaica: Red Stripe - get it right!

When I was in Jamaica, Red Stripe probably constituted most of my useful calories until I made it to Negril. (Although there were a couple of decent restaurants in Montego Bay...)

That's a heck of a lot of multitasking, Hurricane! I'm impressed!

Ah, the joys of running a small business. Always too much to do and no time to do it. Plus this pirate thing Diosa and I've cooked up is taking off faster than we thought.

-- Hurricane

-- Hurricane

______________________________________________________________________

http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg

  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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I be sippin' a hot rich dark chocolate made with half n' half n' a couple o' good jiggers o' Morgan's Private Stock in a big mug.....hmmmmmmmm. warmin' the soul on a cool night..... :)

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Reading book 12 of Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril. It's about time it came out, it was taking forever it seemed!

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Well, I'm in the library right now, of course, but prior to this...

-was up at 4am doing my personal workout

-took a walk in the park at sunrise

-after I'm done here, I'm going to pick up the new pair of boots I ordered (no, not pyrate boots - Western - I wear 'em all the time)

-2 private lessons to teach this afternoon

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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crawling back to bed to let the medicine work. also, this damn migraine is making me feel nauseous, laying down would be better.

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