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POTC 2 & 3 Rumors

I just made up...

* Due to personal health reasons, Gore Verbinski (director of the original Pirates of the Caribbean film) has resigned as director for the remaining POTC sequels. In his place, Disney has hired Kevin Smith (of “Clerks / Jay & Silent Bob” fame) to take the helm.

* After days of hiding from the media circuit, Orlando Bloom has finally admitted that he truly doesn’t know what the difference between a wood elf and a pirate is.

* The title of the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie will not be "Dead Man's Chest" as so eagerly anticipated. Instead, the theatrical release will simply be known as "Pirates of the Caribbean 2: When Booty Calls".

* The upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean film will feature the new hit single by the Backstreet Boys: "Yo Ho Baby, I Love You".

* Before POTC 2 actually shows in theaters, Walt Disney Studios will premier a teaser trailor for their latest ride themed live-action movie: "The Tiki Room".

* Geoffrey Rush will definitely be back for the next two sequels. However, he will not appear as the Deadly Barbosa (who died in the first film). Instead, he will play the role of "Mikey", Jack Sparrow's futuristic time traveling buddy.

* According to a reliable resource, endorsement products for Pepsi Cola, Taco Bell, and Hertz Rent-a-Car will be strategically scattered on the Black Pearl.

* It is estimated that the cost of POTC 2 will reach over 100 million dollars--20 million towards actors, 10 million towards film production, and 70 million for mascara.

*Bootstrap Bill--who was never seen in the first movie--will make a cameo in POTC 3 as the crazy, haggard merchant who sells only sandals and flip-flops.

* Actor Johnny Depp has already begun killing several members of the POTC production crew, after violent storms began to delay principal photography last month.

*Captain Jack Sparrow's love interest in POTC 2 will be played by the hilariously talented comedienne, Sandra Bernhard.

* A TV series spin-off, starring the monkey "Jack", is in network negotiations at ABC.

* Disney plans to release 27 more Pirates of the Caribbean features that are straight-to-video.

* Do to the popular success of the first film, Walt Disney theme parks will tear down their old Pirates of the Caribbean ride in order to make room for their new showcase exhibit featuring nothing but pictures of Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, and Keira Knightley.

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omg! thats so friggin funny! ;) I'm looking forward to the Jack the monkey TV series...you better watch out or they may actually steal your idea. ;)

Hmmm...ya know they are going to make some straight- to -video movies that have nothing to do with the original movie at all. Isn't that just like disney? ;)

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*Captain Jack Sparrow's love interest in POTC 2 will be played by the hilariously talented comedienne, Sandra Bernhard.

;) who will dump him for keira knightly

~snow :D

with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible ;)

if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

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This whole thing has me rolling with laughter! :D:D

Touche'

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In the pub scene, Jimmy Buffet will make a cameo appearance while eating a cheeseburger.

~Black Hearted Pearl

The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.

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*******NEWS FLASH ********

It's NOT going to be Kieth Richards playing Bootstrap Bill .....

It will be........... Mick Jager....... B)

remember.... you heard it here first........

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In the Harbor scene, one of the ships will have the Volvo logo as its figurehead.

~Black Hearted Pearl

The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.

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In the Harbor scene, one of the ships will have the Volvo logo as its figurehead.

Don't you mean *hood ornament* lass? :P

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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In the Harbor scene, one of the ships will have the Volvo logo as its figurehead.

Don't you mean *hood ornament* lass? :P

:P my, how times have changed. :P

~Black Hearted Pearl

The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.

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(snap, snap, snap...)

"When the shark bites...." :lol:

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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when the winds bow

when the waves crash............

~snow :D

with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible ;)

if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

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emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005

improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival

lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire

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The wedding dress will be designed by Vera Wang. {Ah, but who's wedding will it be?} :D

~Black Hearted Pearl

The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.

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NEWS FLASH...

"It was discovered today on the location set of *Pirates of the Caribbean II* that Kira Kightly is really Michael Jackson.

Police close in on Santa Barbra to discover the identity of the faux Michael Jackson who is in Court.

Film at 11:00" :D

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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NEWS FLASH...

"It was discovered today on the location set of *Pirates of the Caribbean II* that Kira Kightly is really Michael Jackson.

Police close in on Santa Barbra to discover the identity of the faux Michael Jackson who is in Court.

Film at 11:00" B)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! B)

~Black Hearted Pearl

The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.

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NEWS FLASH...

"It was discovered today on the location set of *Pirates of the Caribbean II* that Kira Kightly is really Michael Jackson.

Police close in on Santa Barbra to discover the identity of the faux Michael Jackson who is in Court.

Film at 11:00"    B)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! B)

B)B)B)

I second that notion!

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********** NEWS FLASH ******************

As everyone knows , Keath Richards will be in PotC 2 and 3.... but just released from the studios...... Mick Jager will be playing a camio.... just look for the drunken sot in the background in the tavern sceen........

Remember you heard it here first.........

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Oh, I had heard that Keith Richards was playing one of the skeleton pirates since little or no special effects make up was needed. :lol:

~Black Hearted Pearl

The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.

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