Mr_Scabbs Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 POTC 2 & 3 Rumors I just made up... * Due to personal health reasons, Gore Verbinski (director of the original Pirates of the Caribbean film) has resigned as director for the remaining POTC sequels. In his place, Disney has hired Kevin Smith (of “Clerks / Jay & Silent Bob” fame) to take the helm. * After days of hiding from the media circuit, Orlando Bloom has finally admitted that he truly doesn’t know what the difference between a wood elf and a pirate is. * The title of the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie will not be "Dead Man's Chest" as so eagerly anticipated. Instead, the theatrical release will simply be known as "Pirates of the Caribbean 2: When Booty Calls". * The upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean film will feature the new hit single by the Backstreet Boys: "Yo Ho Baby, I Love You". * Before POTC 2 actually shows in theaters, Walt Disney Studios will premier a teaser trailor for their latest ride themed live-action movie: "The Tiki Room". * Geoffrey Rush will definitely be back for the next two sequels. However, he will not appear as the Deadly Barbosa (who died in the first film). Instead, he will play the role of "Mikey", Jack Sparrow's futuristic time traveling buddy. * According to a reliable resource, endorsement products for Pepsi Cola, Taco Bell, and Hertz Rent-a-Car will be strategically scattered on the Black Pearl. * It is estimated that the cost of POTC 2 will reach over 100 million dollars--20 million towards actors, 10 million towards film production, and 70 million for mascara. *Bootstrap Bill--who was never seen in the first movie--will make a cameo in POTC 3 as the crazy, haggard merchant who sells only sandals and flip-flops. * Actor Johnny Depp has already begun killing several members of the POTC production crew, after violent storms began to delay principal photography last month. *Captain Jack Sparrow's love interest in POTC 2 will be played by the hilariously talented comedienne, Sandra Bernhard. * A TV series spin-off, starring the monkey "Jack", is in network negotiations at ABC. * Disney plans to release 27 more Pirates of the Caribbean features that are straight-to-video. * Do to the popular success of the first film, Walt Disney theme parks will tear down their old Pirates of the Caribbean ride in order to make room for their new showcase exhibit featuring nothing but pictures of Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, and Keira Knightley. "I like nachos. Mermaid nachos." The Seabeaver - Official Website Facebook MySpace Twitter * * * * * * * * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateXPrincess Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 omg! thats so friggin funny! I'm looking forward to the Jack the monkey TV series...you better watch out or they may actually steal your idea. Hmmm...ya know they are going to make some straight- to -video movies that have nothing to do with the original movie at all. Isn't that just like disney? ~ ~ ~A wise man once said..... I don't know, ask a girl."~ ~ ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 *Captain Jack Sparrow's love interest in POTC 2 will be played by the hilariously talented comedienne, Sandra Bernhard. who will dump him for keira knightly ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 This whole thing has me rolling with laughter! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 What the??????? Thisin all be a good belly buster. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 In the pub scene, Jimmy Buffet will make a cameo appearance while eating a cheeseburger. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 *******NEWS FLASH ******** It's NOT going to be Kieth Richards playing Bootstrap Bill ..... It will be........... Mick Jager....... remember.... you heard it here first........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 ROTFLMAF!!!!!! Oh jeeze, my eyes are tearin' up from laughin' so hard! Rumba Rue ** ** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Anna the ghost of Barbossa be comin back played by Sean Connery. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 In the Harbor scene, one of the ships will have the Volvo logo as its figurehead. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 In the Harbor scene, one of the ships will have the Volvo logo as its figurehead. Don't you mean *hood ornament* lass? Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 In the Harbor scene, one of the ships will have the Volvo logo as its figurehead. Don't you mean *hood ornament* lass? my, how times have changed. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Don't you mean *hood ornament* Hood ordament........ ? They are Pyrates...... NOT gangstas........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Ok, lets clarify... Gangstas o the sea.. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Gangstas o the sea.. That's not the group that has Charlie the shark as thier spokesfish is it ? ......."Sorry Charlie.........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 I dona think so, but I not be sorry fer em in the least. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 (snap, snap, snap...) "When the shark bites...." Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 when the winds bow when the waves crash............ ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 ********* NEWS FLASH ******* They decided the shower sceen with Johnny Depp is a GO ! Remember, you heard it here first........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 The wedding dress will be designed by Vera Wang. {Ah, but who's wedding will it be?} ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 NEWS FLASH... "It was discovered today on the location set of *Pirates of the Caribbean II* that Kira Kightly is really Michael Jackson. Police close in on Santa Barbra to discover the identity of the faux Michael Jackson who is in Court. Film at 11:00" Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 NEWS FLASH..."It was discovered today on the location set of *Pirates of the Caribbean II* that Kira Kightly is really Michael Jackson. Police close in on Santa Barbra to discover the identity of the faux Michael Jackson who is in Court. Film at 11:00" ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Mad Eye Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 NEWS FLASH..."It was discovered today on the location set of *Pirates of the Caribbean II* that Kira Kightly is really Michael Jackson. Police close in on Santa Barbra to discover the identity of the faux Michael Jackson who is in Court. Film at 11:00" ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I second that notion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 ********** NEWS FLASH ****************** As everyone knows , Keath Richards will be in PotC 2 and 3.... but just released from the studios...... Mick Jager will be playing a camio.... just look for the drunken sot in the background in the tavern sceen........ Remember you heard it here first......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Oh, I had heard that Keith Richards was playing one of the skeleton pirates since little or no special effects make up was needed. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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