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Be there ANY picture o' foodstuffs ye DON'T be possessin'??? :o:o

It isn't that which you posses, but who you know. I do believe that this here "net" we all spend so much time surfing, has every image I may ever need. Aye.

Now what shall it be, mate? A drink? A dish?

 

 

 

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Now what shall it be, mate? A drink? A dish?

why, William...You are quite a dish, so a glass of cognac will do nicely.

...Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn, Tombless, with no rememberance over them: Either our history shall with full mouth Speak freely of our acts, or else our grave, Like a Turkish mute, shall have a toungueless mouth, Not worshipped with a waxen epitaph... King Henry V- William Shakespeare

'She wore a gown the color of storms, shadows and rain and a necklace of broken promises and regrets.'~Susanna Clarke

Attention! All formats of plot and characterizations produced under the monikers "Aurore Devareaux" or "Tempest Fitzgerald" are protected under the statutes of Copyright law. All Rights Reserved. F.T.M.

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And yes, Captain Ciaran I have some of both

Ye are the greatest, William! (hands him a small bag filled with gold coins)

(bites into a chocolate. Ciaran's eyes roll into the back of his head)

Orgasmic!

Ciaran, you say its pure melted iceberg water...

yet it smells liek Vodka...which it be mate?

(looks at Captain JS and wihtout blinking or removing his gaze, reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out.....)

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

-- Loreena McKennitt

My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime.

-- Stan Rogers

I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

-- Johnny Depp

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(...an identical bottle as the one he offered Hetha)

Here matey, try it and see.

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

-- Loreena McKennitt

My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime.

-- Stan Rogers

I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

-- Johnny Depp

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It isn't that which you posses, but who you know....

Now what shall it be, mate? A drink? A dish?

...ahh...

...and here I were thinkin' o' ye sittin' there, with yer hard-drive chock-a-block full o' food figures and dainty dietary diagrams...

I'll jes' pick at th' leftovers, sira - not too a-starved right now...

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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(turning to Captain Jack)

And so me bucko, twas it water from an iceberg or vodka that ye jes downed?

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

-- Loreena McKennitt

My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime.

-- Stan Rogers

I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

-- Johnny Depp

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(always wishing to stay on William's good side)

Drinks all around, Good Sir. Refill everyone's glass.

(hands Williams a BIG bag of Crowns)

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

-- Loreena McKennitt

My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime.

-- Stan Rogers

I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

-- Johnny Depp

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(always wishing to stay on William's good side)

Drinks all around, Good Sir.  Refill everyone's glass. 

(hands Williams a BIG bag of Crowns)

Blazes, mate. That's three bags of crowns so far today that ye've given me.

Who had the bad luck to cross you in a stealing mood?

 

 

 

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If'n ye remember William, I performed a few, shall we say, transactions, down at the bank last week on yer behalf. I have Crowns to spare.

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

-- Loreena McKennitt

My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime.

-- Stan Rogers

I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

-- Johnny Depp

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Well, lads and lasses. I'm off for the night. I've left out a barrel or two and the cook can see to your needs. Aye. I've put out the small stage for poetry readings and there's a piper and a mandolin player for those who care to dance.

Goodnight all.

 

 

 

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(raises glass to William)

Sleep well, matey.

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

-- Loreena McKennitt

My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime.

-- Stan Rogers

I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

-- Johnny Depp

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Well, lads and lasses. I'm off for the night. I've left out a barrel or two and the cook can see to your needs. Aye. I've put out the small stage for poetry readings and there's a piper and a mandolin player for those who care to dance.

Goodnight all.

Good eve to you, dear William. May your slumbers be peaceful. Until our next merry meeting do be well. Thank you ever so much for the cognac, truly a delight to my palette.

...Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn, Tombless, with no rememberance over them: Either our history shall with full mouth Speak freely of our acts, or else our grave, Like a Turkish mute, shall have a toungueless mouth, Not worshipped with a waxen epitaph... King Henry V- William Shakespeare

'She wore a gown the color of storms, shadows and rain and a necklace of broken promises and regrets.'~Susanna Clarke

Attention! All formats of plot and characterizations produced under the monikers "Aurore Devareaux" or "Tempest Fitzgerald" are protected under the statutes of Copyright law. All Rights Reserved. F.T.M.

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Only kidding, Thank ye Captain Ciaran, and William and the rest of ye...

Ye've all been so kiind... B)

OOps! That was my outside voice;)!

"Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt

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~Sail it like you stole it!~

"Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"

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