Charity Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Hey! Pirates would NEVER go in a disco! (period) Never been to London? I am not disco fan, i love rock and there, in London there's places like the Electric Ball room and the Slime Light where they play only rock
Black Hearted Pearl Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 You might be a pirate --If a "door to door" person comes to your house and you try to take them prisoner or sign ships articles. What a jolly good idea to do to the next Jehovah Witnessess that come to me door! ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
Red-Handed Jill Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Hee hee - I once scared the crap out of a couple of door-to-door religious folk when they came to my house at the wrong time. A few years ago, I was having difficulties with epic-sized kidney stones and one morning was waiting for my stepfather to pick me up and take me to the emergency room. I looked like death warmed over (hair standing on end, extreme dark circles from lack of sleep, permanent grimace from the extreme pain, that sort of thing.) I managed to throw on some sweats and crawl to my front door, where I waited. After a few minutes, I heard voices and wasn't sure who it could be, since I was distracted by the pain. When they were in front of my door, I realized what they were, opened the door, screamed, "GO AWAY!!!" and slammed the door shut. They ran away as quickly as they could.
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 You might be a pirate --If a "door to door" person comes to your house and you try to take them prisoner or sign ships articles.  What a jolly good idea to do to the next Jehovah Witnessess that come to me door! god that's good have a full set of enlistment papers into the Marines! Sign here please! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Cpt Thorn Ashrow Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 -- all of your grog tankards have glass bottoms! -- you are attracted to things in shops with the skull and crossbone motifs AND you buy them. (This does not include 'baby goths' and alike) -- you walk around a harbour and see a tall ship and wounder would anyone miss it? :) Chhheeeesssseeee
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 -- all of your grog tankards have glass bottoms!-- you are attracted to things in shops with the skull and crossbone motifs AND you buy them. (This does not include 'baby goths' and alike) -- you walk around a harbour and see a tall ship and wonder would anyone miss it? :) -- you walk around a harbour and see a tall ship and wonder would anyone miss it? Yep! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Red-Handed Jill Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 If the necessary sailboat accessory is a cannon (a small one, mind you.)
lorien_stormfeather Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 Ye have a cannon on yar front porch... some folks approach ye with their camera phone while at the pub and ask to pose with ye fer a picture and ye think "whaat the ???" 'Cause ye fergot yarself was all garbed up! If ye wear civies to the local watering hole and nobody recogizes ye!
Charity Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 OK, this'll be a long one... If instead of voting in the referendum about a European groundlaw you go to the head office of the European Union and stand outside their building yelling AVAST! Belay forcing yer European Rules upon our country!
Cascabel Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 If yer at a grocery store in street clothes, and little kids whisper to their mothers, "I just saw a pirate !!!", ye might be a pirate. (Happened to me several times) >>>>> Cascabel
Cpt Thorn Ashrow Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 OK, this'll be a long one...If instead of voting in the referendum about a European groundlaw you go to the head office of the European Union and stand outside their building yelling AVAST! Belay forcing yer European Rules upon our country! Oh I have got to try that one, when we eventually get the referendum over here! Chhheeeesssseeee
Charity Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 Oh I have got to try that one, when we eventually get the referendum over here! laugh.gif Good luck! So you're European too, HUZZAH, I'm not the only one anymore I just saw you're British, cool . You know you guys got lucky already, NO EURO...man i wish we'd been listened to, no one wanted the bloody Euro and all's too expensive now ..
Red-Handed Jill Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 Ye have a cannon on yar front porch... Got a couple of those!
Silent Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 Someone asks "Would you like fries with that" and you resond "Can ye eat em' with a hook?"
Charity Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 You have to sign papers and prick yourself in the fingers with the tip of a cutlass and sign the papers with blood.
Silent Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 When a waitress ask what do you want for a drink and you say rum, then start laughing because you robbed her of her tips as she was asking the question.
TheCaptainWilliam Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 If ye built riggin leading ta yer roof, an ye use THAT ta clean yer gutters!
Cpt Thorn Ashrow Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 .... if you go to port and blow them away, who didn't vote for norway in the Eurovision, so 80's rock is was great Sad but True Chhheeeesssseeee
Black Dog Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 ye may be piratical if - you try to explain to complete strangers that rum and pirates helped settle the new world - you see, rum was needed to make the water drinkable over long voyages - pirates shipped(smuggled) the rum under the king nose for the good of the kingdom. arrrrrrrrrrrrrr You can ner' have enough sand in yer stew.
Black Dog Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 You defend the pirates as one of the first free democracies in the new world. And you truely believe they had it right. You can ner' have enough sand in yer stew.
Black Dog Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 all your plans for retirement are based on the size of the ship and guns you need for the next "Golden Age" of piracy You can ner' have enough sand in yer stew.
Capt DaggezEber Posted June 11, 2005 Posted June 11, 2005 When you can pick your nose with a hook and you friends are ok with that. Life is only for the one that is not afraid to die.
Charity Posted June 11, 2005 Posted June 11, 2005 If you When you flog your hubby with the cat'o nine tails for not taking the thrash out .
Capt DaggezEber Posted June 11, 2005 Posted June 11, 2005 ~~You refer to your car as 'the fast galleon' Hey! I be do'in that! Life is only for the one that is not afraid to die.
 {if(f.fbq)return;n=f.fbq=function(){n.callMethod? n.callMethod.apply(n,arguments):n.queue.push(arguments)}; if(!f._fbq)f._fbq=n;n.push=n;n.loaded=!0;n.version='2.0'; n.queue=[];t=b.createElement(e);t.async=!0; t.src=v;s=b.getElementsByTagName(e)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(t,s)}(window, document,'script', 'https://connect.facebook.net/en_US/fbevents.js'); fbq('init', '1074427760321280'); fbq('track', 'PageView'); </script> <noscript><img height=)
&ev=PageView&cd%5Bitem_id%5D=3960&cd%5Bitem_name%5D=You+Might+Be+a+Pirate+if+.+.+.&cd%5Bitem_type%5D=topic&cd%5Bcategory_name%5D=Scuttlebutt"/>
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now