TheCaptainWilliam

The event was a total success! I hope you all enjoyed your time there too! Just to show you how much I rock, here's a picture of me wif me crew! ....ok, so the pic is being retarded.... grrrr.... ...@#$% MOTHER@$##$%* god@#$$ computer! Ok so the pic won't work, sorry.... Oh wait a sec... ...oh no, it wont work, sorry.

Alright, alright. The final count is in, and I shall be there with FULL RETINUE! Yes ladies and gentlemen that is right, on Sunday, You shall see: 1 The (great) Captain William Alucard (myself) 2 First mate Dase Frost 3 Helmsman Dent 4 Ships doctor Paeregrine Bombin 5 Boozemonkey Salty Bob (Yay Salty Bob!) 6 Our Cabin Boy (but not in a creepy way) 7 Musketeer Dragus 8 Bilge Rat Brigg 9 Our Freeloading Wench (my sister, she's awesome) 10The Helmsmans Wench 11Our resident Assasain Dante Rubindale 12Maybe our Piper and his wench 13And the Captains wench if he can aquire one So if you see 11-ish teenagers all dressed and armed to the teeth, that'll the crew of good 'ol The Good Ship Interfearance. If you see us, throw up a "Woa TGSI!" or something of the like and we'll answer back with an "AAAAYYYYHH!"

Huzzah!

ARGH! I can only be a'gion on the Sunday of that wekkend. I'ma miss all me new shipmates! ARGH!

-low bow- thank'e Lady Snow.

HAR HAR HAR!!! Cut-Throat, that happens to tha best of us! HAR HAR HAR !!!

Staying young? Or enjoying youthfullness?

HERE HERE!!! Flogging Molly be tha' best music this young'ns e'er HEARD! Drunken Lullabies FOREVER!! HUZZAH!

How do I look Lasses an' Ladies? An' NO Lyin' or I'll shoot ye meself!

Well, as the time draws nearer, the plans get a'changed! Me an' me boys will only be goin the Sunday of the weekend. We'll be playin' a good 'ol LARP on Friday Saturday, and so Only on sunday will we be thar.

If ye built riggin leading ta yer roof, an ye use THAT ta clean yer gutters!

If yeh can scare any one off in a public place, the instant they realize theres a crew about ye!

"AK-47, when you absolutely, positively, gotta kill every mutha in the room, accept no substitutes..." There, try that one out...

No sir! "behind blue eyes" does not make ye diced carrots!

Well Pew, didja cheat? Or are ya just that awesome?

Okay, okay Okay The mhovie is called Six String Samurai, and you should all go watch it. Its awesome! In the final scene the main character rocks out in a guitar off against death himself, then they duel to the death!

No guesses?

Well? Well? Give up yet?

Yer close Diego, close, but wrong. Sorry...

This one's awesome... Man it's a hot one Like seven inches from the midday sun I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone But you stay so cool I bet you know this, but I love the song anyway... What would you do if I sang out of tune, Would you stand up and walk out on me. Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song, And I’ll try not to sing out of key. And heres my last one today... Gripping the wheels his knuckles went white with desire The wheels of his mustange exploding on the highway like a slug from a .45 True Death 400 Horsepower of maximum performance, piercing the night This, is black sunshine...

Alright, alright, ye got me again.... I thought for SURE I'd get ya with those lock stock and 2 smoking barrels quotes... Lets see If you can manage me... SUPER SECRET WEAPON!!!! "Only one man could kill this many russians..." Now, don't cheat and google this one, because the first of ye to get it, wins 15 Pyrate Bonus Points!!!

---------------Ok, take THIS! (bwahahahaha)--------------------------- Man 1: "Which did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?" Man 2:: "Empire." Man1: "Blasphemy!" Man 2: "Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets." -----------------------and THIS!!!---------------------------------------- This is your life and it's ending, one minute at a time. -----------------------or THIS!------------------------------------------- 1: "What's wrong?" 2: "It just feels so weird." 1: "You mean that Mr. Arrow's dead?" 2: "Yeah, that... and my pants are filled with starfish." 1: "You and your hobbies." ---------------------------and summa THIS!!!--------------------------- "The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken " 1: "Ah! They shot me!" 2: "Well, shoot em back!" 3: "Jesus, (name of 1), couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi-- Ah! I've been shot!" 2: "Look, will everyone stop gettin' shot! " -----------------------Bwahahaha! Do those!----------------------------

I'm not sure why, but I was suddenly compelled to post a section about me n' me crew. We all live in the Valley Forge area (-ish) Most of us attend Methacton Highschool, but a few of us attend schools in the surrounding area. We're always lookin fer more members, feel free ta post and swear yer allegience ta me any time The only nifty info I have right now is that we're goin on a LARP tour this summer, we'll be attendin as many LARPs as we can on the east coast an makin a name fer ourselves. It should proove fun. If you have any LARP suggestions, please, post em here!

Garb, attire, skin, or something similar. My most common is: "Me Capn's clothes" its just what comes out first...

Well, me an me crw are goin regardless. It'd be a lovely chance ta meet up with some of ye. More on the subject when the time approaches...