Coastie04 Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 -When you do fancy ropework on the handles of all your coffee mugs -When some of your mugs are pewter, leather, or wood -When your telescope is more powerful than your new binoculars -When all your friends know by now what a head is when you ask them -When you end the citation of any regulations with "according to the code of the bretheren set down by Bartholemew..." -When your freinds automatically reply to the previous with "I know the code" -When you are contemplating rigging a square tops'l on a modern sloop in order to give you that edge when sailing downwind -When a cold breeze picks up and you think about reefing sails before buttoning up your jacket -When you think port wine should be called larboard wine -When you spend more time on the pyracy pub than you do checking your email Coastie She was bigger and faster when under full sail With a gale on the beam and the seas o'er the rail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 the only reason you have tea bags and coffee in your house is to stain clothing. you yell "heave to" and "step lively" to your kids. your son (11yrs) finally earns enough money to buy something at a faire/event...and what does he get???? ....a flogger but not just any flogger!! "I want the red one, so it doesn't show stains." - Micah, POC powder monkey "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OryginalCinn Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 - you can't have fun playing a game unless you cheat. - you hope someone catches you cheating so you can say "Pirate!" By all means, kill the whelp! ...or at least give him a good flogging. Better yet, let me do it. Flogger * Pyrates of the Coast Bloodthirsty Novelist Pyrate Adventuress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 your son (11yrs) finally earns enough money to buy something at a faire/event...and what does he get???? ....a floggerbut not just any flogger!! "I want the red one, so it doesn't show stains." - Micah, POC powder monkey LOL - sounds just like my youngin'... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Ye just mayhaps be a pirate ifin: ye be awakened by four or five bells You say it's everyoneone else when realy it's you that smells Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sealegs Constance Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 When talking about kids you call them cabin boys, and girls just lass. Sometimes the kids even get bilgerats or the crew. Sealegs Constance I am what I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratelassie Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Your preferred mode of transportation is a boat...even over land. You are not fazed by music/movie piracy. After all, you're just carrying on a proud tradition. You have had nautical/pirate expressions on the whiteboard on the door to your dorm room for over a week...and your roomate is afraid to erase them. Your main question while clothes shopping is Can this look piratical? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 You have had nautical/pirate expressions on the whiteboard on the door to your dorm room for over a week...and your roomate is afraid to erase them. pirates with 'whiteboards???.......say it isn't so..... .......where's me rum ration.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 pirates with 'whiteboards???.......say it isn't so..... But she did say ...and your roomate is afraid to erase them. so that makes it better........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hook Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Yer favorite saying to a new lass is "avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly"? or "Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm me lass?" Whar's me pipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Handed Jill Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Ye don't let the fact that Talk Like a Pirate Day falls on a Sunday... ARRR ye be knowin' Jesus, Matey? (and nobody thinks yer behavin' peculiar!) "Congratulations Madame, that's another town you've destroyed." William Shaw I'm the "honest one" Jack Sparrow warned you about, honestly....Red Handed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 People aren't surprised when you answer the phone with YAARRRRR... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 Your main question while clothes shopping is Can this look piratical? Oh yes, sooo true . . . You might also be a pirate if you take serious offence whenever someone says pirates don't exist anymore! Grr! It makes me mad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 if what it be yer holdin is yours! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longarm Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 if what it be yer holdin is yours! Shouldn't that be "if what it be yer holdin isn't yours!" ? I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning. To me it smells like....PIRACY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longarm Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 You might be a pirate if... You find yourself burying your wifes jewlery in the backyard for no apparent reason. Your wish list includes pillaging and plundering Panama. I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning. To me it smells like....PIRACY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackjohn Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 ... you aren't afraid to sail under the banner of "King Death" or, if you can subscribe to this philosophy: Warriors live with death at their side, and from the knowledge that death is with them they draw the courage to face anything... the worst that could happen to us is that we have to die, and since that is already our unalterable fate, we are free; those who have lost everything no longer have anything to fear. (Bonus pirate points if you can name the author of that quote.) My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Great quote!! Ya might be a pirate if... when death smiles atcha, YA SMILE BACK!! AAARR! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Warriors live with death at their side, and from the knowledge that death is with them they draw the courage to face anything... the worst that could happen to us is that we have to die, and since that is already our unalterable fate, we are free; those who have lost everything no longer have anything to fear.(Bonus pirate points if you can name the author of that quote.) Carlos Castaneda ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackjohn Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 BING!!! Phil gets the bonus pirate point!!! My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 BING!!! Phil gets the bonus pirate point!!! Heh, heh - and they said I'd never amount to anything by reading all those books... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francois Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 You might be a Pirate If you have a full size deck cannon (6 lb) on a ship carriage in your garage. With 5 lbs of black powder ready to go at any time. If the jolly roger is hanging outside your house. If your cutlass is slung on the back of a chair in your living room with your tricorn sitting on the chair. If you have 20 gallon wooden kegs in your living room. If your sea service pistols are hanging on the wall in your living room. If you teach your children to use a deck knife to eat with instead of a fork. If your son asked santa for a cutlass instead of a baseball bat. If you changed all your cash on hand to dollar gold coins. Francois I am a Free Men of The Sea I don't pillage and plunder.I covertly acquire!François Viete Domont de la PalmierI haven't been accused of Pyracy...............YET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Tito Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Ye might be a pirate if'n ye dumps a whole bottle a rum inta the batter of the cake ye just made fer yer wife's birthday. <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Ye might be a pirate if'n ye dumps a whole bottle a rum inta the batter of the cake ye just made fer yer wife's birthday. ....And then eat the whole thing yerself....... Obviously.....NOT a marrage counselor.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 ooo good to ya both on the quote and the answer! and to Francios for the list.. He really does have that stuff in his house. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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