You Might Be a Pirate if . . .

[Jonathan Hawks]

Ell, or if'n ya like ta eat cats.

Ok, where be the ASPCA. I be waitin fer em.

[Patrick Hand]

Hey hawks...... go for it........ but when we start calling you no lips hawk..... hey .... your own fault................

[Charity]

Or your cat LIKES to chase dogs............

Dang... I inherented a bad a** pyrate cat............... ph34r.gif

Oh i don't know..it's better then the other way around

Ell, or if'n ya like ta eat cats.

Ok, where be the ASPCA. I be waitin fer em.

Yer gettin'an angry pirate instead mate!

[Patrick Hand]

Cats iz cats................

sometimes they just happen in your life..... this one did (well it were two of them.... Fuzzbutton I think got eatten by the raccoons).....

Cats are a "Pill" kinda demanding ..... scrathce me weow........but they are cool to have around.... I miss Fuzzbutton,,,,,,,so this one gets more scrathhies... (can you ever give a cat to many scratshies?)

[Charity]

(well it were two of them.... Fuzzbutton I think got eatten by the raccoons).....

Raccoons do thát?

That's just awful..

What's scatshies..not food left overs?

Full blown family members of mine they are, get good food (afterall i want it too) actually, both need special food from the vet's.

Cat's are demanding..but then again you get so much back for it..scratch?

I get scratched all the time

Not purposely, i can do anything but their nails are just so..long and sharp

[Patrick Hand]

oops.... should have been "scratchies"

[Tudor MercWench Smith]

you might be a pirate if you refer to your one-eyed cat as "The Cap'n" and said cat has a tendency to try and broadside the dog, who you refer to as "The First mate". Consequently, you are contemplating writing a pirate children's story called "Cap'n Wonky the Pirate kitty; Scourge of the Bounding Mange."

[Red-Handed Jill]

You might be a pirate if this is part of your office decor.

[Charity]

[TheCaptainWilliam]

That is the most awesome piece of Office anything that I've ever seen! Where/how/from whom did you get it?? I needs one fur me room!!

[Red-Handed Jill]

It's a bucky skeleton, available at any medical supply provider. Of course, you have to stain it a bit to make it look more authentic and then go to your local charity clothing shop to get the ensemble and of course rip and stain them to match them to their wearer.

[Patrick Hand]

You might be a pirate if this is part of your office decor.

But I thought Skelitons in an office or bedroom were bad Feng Shui

(Someone mentioned that in the Pyrate Bedroom thread..... )

[Charity]

ut I thought Skelitons in an office or bedroom were bad Feng Shui laugh.gif

Isn't it the other way around for pirates?

It's not good NOT to have one?

[Jonathan Hawks]

Ya mites be a pyrate if'n ya be a cop and ya pull out yer wheel lock ta stop the criminal

[TheCaptainWilliam]

Or if instead a handcuffs ya carry manacles, the ol' Irons if ya will, if ya wont, then a pair of manacles.... :)

[bluravn]

... when asked to say the alphabet you automaticly sat the priates alphabet.

... if you download more sea shanties than rock off of kaza (or other music sight).

... if ARRRR realy is YOUR favorite word.

[Charity]

... if you download more sea shanties than rock off of kaza (or other music sight).

... if ARRRR realy is YOUR favorite word.

Does listening to chanties every day and forgetting about your rock cd's count to? (and Aaarr is...)

When you have toilet and kitchen paper with a joly roger decor

[Sealegs Constance]

... if you download more sea shanties than rock off of kaza (or other music sight).

... if ARRRR realy is YOUR favorite word.

Does listening to chanties every day and forgetting about your rock cd's count to? (and Aaarr is...)

When you have toilet and kitchen paper with a joly roger decor

Aye Charity I do believe that listening to pirate shanties instead of good old rock-in-roll CD's counts because I do the same thing. :)

[Smashing Pirates]

Yarr, ye might be a pirate if when ye get told to stop putting jolly roger flags round school by the headteacher & you reply "Aye aye captain"

..you call the other teachers skipper.

[Diego Santana de la Vega]

Ye jes might be a pirate ifin ye takes offense ta non introduced posters on the pub!

Bildge rats! Hummmpphhh!

[NicoleDeLaMer]

You might be a pirate

-if ye can write an' speak in piratical lingo without any effort.

-If a "door to door" person comes to your house and you try to take them prisoner or sign ships articles.

[TheCaptainWilliam]

If yeh can scare any one off in a public place, the instant they realize theres a crew about ye!

[Charity]

If you enter a disco and the whole dance floor is cleared so you and your crew have all space..

[Jonathan Hawks]

Ya mite be a pirate if'n yer pet Monkey gets more womens attentions then the men when goin out.

[Diego Santana de la Vega]

If you enter a disco and the whole dance floor is cleared so you and your crew have all space..

Hey! Pirates would NEVER go in a disco! (period)