Charity Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 LOL find pyracy fan i am The only way i can get rum down my throat is in chocolate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Handed Jill Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 ye have "house rules" posted as "articles o' shipboard conduct" and when yer pulled over fer speeding ye present your letter o' marque (forged of course) instead o' yer drivers license. "Congratulations Madame, that's another town you've destroyed." William Shaw I'm the "honest one" Jack Sparrow warned you about, honestly....Red Handed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 You use a brass ship's bell to keep track of time at your house... and you refer to the time in "bells" (i.e. "That's four bells!" clang-clang, clang-clang, clang-clang, clang-clang!) Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Yep....I must be a pirate. :) ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 You just might be a pirate if ye answer to yer first mate "tis gotta be up here someswheres close I knows" when she says "just stop and ask directions"! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 You might be a pirate if... You head downstairs to the basement and tell you're wife 'you're going down below.' The only thing you can do on your backyard deck is pace back and forth and scan the horizon looking for enemy ships. Your wife asked you to clean the bedding and you ask her if she means the mainsheet or the mizzin'. You find yourself tying your kid's shoes with a bowline. Conversation suddenly stops at your inlaw's dinner table when you say something totally inappropriate, then cover with, "Everybody's thinking it. I'm just saying it." You are making love and you suddenly shout, "Get ready to board her mates. She's ready to plunder." Your mate has heard this many times... too many times. -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 You might be a pirate if THIS is your Christmas tree topper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sealegs Constance Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Now that is a good idea lass. Might be using something like that this year. Do not know if this one used so here goes Instead MPH you use knots. Sealegs Constance I am what I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Tito Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Ye sings Pirate songs and other sea shanties whilst ye dust the wood around the house. <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renee Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 you might be a pirate if.... you think that the las vegas treasure island pirate crew and show is a re-enactment of a famous sea battle. or you think that the las vegas treasure island pirate crew is for real and you want to sign up to join the pirate crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OryginalCinn Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 You might be a pirate if THIS is your Christmas tree topper. That's got to be the best Christmas tree topper I've ever seen. However, after being soundly beaten by an old aunt for making bat-shaped Christmas cookies one year, I try to keep it only angels and Santas round here come that time of year. By all means, kill the whelp! ...or at least give him a good flogging. Better yet, let me do it. Flogger * Pyrates of the Coast Bloodthirsty Novelist Pyrate Adventuress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 Shame on your aunt! One thing that doesn't show in the picture is that the eyes glow red when the tree lights are on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 It is a shame we can't get this thread going again. Come on ye black hearted cutthroats... throw out some more "you know you are a pirate" lines. Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 I guess I can starts em out again. Ya knows yer a pyrate when, ya goes fishin with friends and ya post a jolly roger in place of e're own flag, use the scrap food fer bait and replace them beer bottles wit Rum. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 OK , you know you're a pirate if you take apart you're doctor's (fake, the ones that are standing in a doc's room, not his ) skeleton to form the Skull&bones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Ya knows yer a pyrate when ya go afor a judge after bein arrested and yells "Parlay"!! Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 you force your cabin boys to walk the plank outside their window on the second floor for conduct unbecoming a pyrate ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jacob Badger Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 When the shopkeeper shortchanges you, you shout ''ye scurvy dog'' an' reaches fer ye cutlass.. when shoppin' yer ''takin on supplies'. when ye name is called, you ignore them till they says 'Cap'n'... when travellin' down the motorway, y' tack from the slow t' the fast lane... ye quotes POTC...at every available moment... yer best friend is the parrot in the pet shop that ye've bin tryin' so hard t' get to say 'dead men tell no tales'... ye pushes t' the front o' the Q in the post office wearin' yer pirate garb.....an' no one says nuthin'.... Yes, it be pointy…..and ye be at the wrong side o’ it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 you force your cabin boys to walk the plank outside their window on the second floor for conduct unbecoming a pyrate huh.gif When you're dining out and finished eating ye put your knife between your belt instead of on your plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 You might be a pirate if, when being disciplined in school, you call it "being caught by the navy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jacob Badger Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 'caught by the navy'......ooooh, I bets that hurts! Yes, it be pointy…..and ye be at the wrong side o’ it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 well, 3 lunch detentions ain't to bad. . . . You might also be a pirate if you refer to detentions as "Three years confinement" or "Three years penal servitude" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessie k. Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 If you drool so much over "pretties" (knives, flintlocks, etc.) that you have to wipe them off so they don't rust. "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear, and life stands explained." --Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Ya knows yer a pyrate when in Gym class ya beats em all at rope climbin waitin at the top fer the rest and sits thar the rest of the class lookin out. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Ya knows yer a pyrate when in Gym class ya beats em all at rope climbin waitin at the top fer the rest and sits thar the rest of the class lookin out. ...and done while holding a knife in your teeth! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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