You Might Be a Pirate if . . .

[Charity]

LOL find pyracy fan i am

The only way i can get rum down my throat is in chocolate

[Red Handed Jill]

ye have "house rules" posted as "articles o' shipboard conduct" and when yer pulled over fer speeding ye present your letter o' marque (forged of course) instead o' yer drivers license.

[Capt. Morgan]

You use a brass ship's bell to keep track of time at your house... and you refer to the time in "bells" (i.e. "That's four bells!" clang-clang, clang-clang, clang-clang, clang-clang!)

[Black Hearted Pearl]

Yep....I must be a pirate. :)

[Diego Santana de la Vega]

You just might be a pirate if ye answer to yer first mate "tis gotta be up here someswheres close I knows" when she says "just stop and ask directions"!

[hurricane]

You might be a pirate if...

You head downstairs to the basement and tell you're wife 'you're going down below.'

The only thing you can do on your backyard deck is pace back and forth and scan the horizon looking for enemy ships.

Your wife asked you to clean the bedding and you ask her if she means the mainsheet or the mizzin'.

You find yourself tying your kid's shoes with a bowline.

Conversation suddenly stops at your inlaw's dinner table when you say something totally inappropriate, then cover with, "Everybody's thinking it. I'm just saying it."

You are making love and you suddenly shout, "Get ready to board her mates. She's ready to plunder."

Your mate has heard this many times... too many times.

-- The Captain

[Red-Handed Jill]

You might be a pirate if THIS is your Christmas tree topper.

[Sealegs Constance]

Now that is a good idea lass. Might be using something like that this year.

Do not know if this one used so here goes

Instead MPH you use knots.

[Captain Tito]

Ye sings Pirate songs and other sea shanties whilst ye dust the wood around the house.

[renee]

you might be a pirate if....

you think that the las vegas treasure island pirate crew and show is

a re-enactment of a famous sea battle.

or you think that the las vegas treasure island pirate crew is for real

and you want to sign up to join the pirate crew.

[OryginalCinn]

You might be a pirate if THIS is your Christmas tree topper.

That's got to be the best Christmas tree topper I've ever seen.

However, after being soundly beaten by an old aunt for making bat-shaped Christmas cookies one year, I try to keep it only angels and Santas round here come that time of year.

[Red-Handed Jill]

Shame on your aunt!

One thing that doesn't show in the picture is that the eyes glow red when the tree lights are on.

[Ross]

It is a shame we can't get this thread going again. Come on ye black hearted cutthroats... throw out some more "you know you are a pirate" lines.

Ross

[Jonathan Hawks]

I guess I can starts em out again. Ya knows yer a pyrate when, ya goes fishin with friends and ya post a jolly roger in place of e're own flag, use the scrap food fer bait and replace them beer bottles wit Rum.

[Charity]

OK , you know you're a pirate if you take apart you're doctor's (fake, the ones that are standing in a doc's room, not his ) skeleton to form the Skull&bones.

[Jonathan Hawks]

Ya knows yer a pyrate when ya go afor a judge after bein arrested and yells "Parlay"!!

[lady snow]

you force your cabin boys to walk the plank outside their window on the second floor for conduct unbecoming a pyrate

[Captain Jacob Badger]

When the shopkeeper shortchanges you, you shout ''ye scurvy dog'' an' reaches fer ye cutlass..

when shoppin' yer ''takin on supplies'.

when ye name is called, you ignore them till they says 'Cap'n'...

when travellin' down the motorway, y' tack from the slow t' the fast lane...

ye quotes POTC...at every available moment...

yer best friend is the parrot in the pet shop that ye've bin tryin' so hard t' get to say 'dead men tell no tales'...

ye pushes t' the front o' the Q in the post office wearin' yer pirate garb.....an' no one says nuthin'....

[Charity]

you force your cabin boys to walk the plank outside their window on the second floor for conduct unbecoming a pyrate huh.gif

When you're dining out and finished eating ye put your knife between your belt instead of on your plate.

[Tudor MercWench Smith]

You might be a pirate if, when being disciplined in school, you call it "being caught by the navy"

[Captain Jacob Badger]

'caught by the navy'......ooooh, I bets that hurts!

[Tudor MercWench Smith]

well, 3 lunch detentions ain't to bad. . . .

You might also be a pirate if you refer to detentions as "Three years confinement" or "Three years penal servitude"

[jessie k.]

If you drool so much over "pretties" (knives, flintlocks, etc.) that you have to wipe them off so they don't rust.

[Jonathan Hawks]

Ya knows yer a pyrate when in Gym class ya beats em all at rope climbin waitin at the top fer the rest and sits thar the rest of the class lookin out.

[lady snow]

Ya knows yer a pyrate when in Gym class ya beats em all at rope climbin waitin at the top fer the rest and sits thar the rest of the class lookin out.

...and done while holding a knife in your teeth!