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Hey! Pirates would NEVER go in a disco! (period)

Never been to London?

I am not disco fan, i love rock and there, in London there's places like the Electric Ball room and the Slime Light where they play only rock :ph34r:

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You might be a pirate

--If a "door to door" person comes to your house and you try to take them prisoner or sign ships articles. :ph34r:

What a jolly good idea to do to the next Jehovah Witnessess that come to me door! :ph34r:

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The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.

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Hee hee - I once scared the crap out of a couple of door-to-door religious folk when they came to my house at the wrong time.

A few years ago, I was having difficulties with epic-sized kidney stones and one morning was waiting for my stepfather to pick me up and take me to the emergency room. I looked like death warmed over (hair standing on end, extreme dark circles from lack of sleep, permanent grimace from the extreme pain, that sort of thing.) I managed to throw on some sweats and crawl to my front door, where I waited. After a few minutes, I heard voices and wasn't sure who it could be, since I was distracted by the pain. When they were in front of my door, I realized what they were, opened the door, screamed, "GO AWAY!!!" and slammed the door shut. They ran away as quickly as they could. :ph34r:

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You might be a pirate

--If a "door to door" person comes to your house and you try to take them prisoner or sign ships articles.    :P

What a jolly good idea to do to the next Jehovah Witnessess that come to me door! :rolleyes:

god that's good have a full set of enlistment papers into the Marines! Sign here please!

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.

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-- all of your grog tankards have glass bottoms!

-- you are attracted to things in shops with the skull and crossbone motifs AND you buy them. (This does not include 'baby goths' and alike)

-- you walk around a harbour and see a tall ship and wounder would anyone miss it?

:)

Chhheeeesssseeee

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-- all of your grog tankards have glass bottoms!

-- you are attracted to things in shops with the skull and crossbone motifs AND you buy them. (This does not include 'baby goths' and alike)

-- you walk around a harbour and see a tall ship  and wonder would anyone miss it?

:)

-- you walk around a harbour and see a tall ship and wonder would anyone miss it?

Yep!

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.

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OK, this'll be a long one...

If instead of voting in the referendum about a European groundlaw you go to the head office of the European Union and stand outside their building yelling AVAST! Belay forcing yer European Rules upon our country!

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OK, this'll be a long one...

If instead of voting in the referendum about a European groundlaw you go to the head office of the European Union and stand outside their building yelling AVAST! Belay forcing yer European Rules upon our country!

Oh I have got to try that one, when we eventually get the referendum over here! :rolleyes:

Chhheeeesssseeee

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Oh I have got to try that one, when we eventually get the referendum over here! laugh.gif

Good luck!

So you're European too, HUZZAH, I'm not the only one anymore ;)

I just saw you're British, cool .

You know you guys got lucky already, NO EURO...man i wish we'd been listened to, no one wanted the bloody Euro and all's too expensive now .. :rolleyes:

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ye may be piratical if -

you try to explain to complete strangers that rum and pirates helped settle the new world - you see, rum was needed to make the water drinkable over long voyages - pirates shipped(smuggled) the rum under the king nose for the good of the kingdom. arrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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You can ner' have enough sand in yer stew.

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