Jonathan Hawks Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Ell, or if'n ya like ta eat cats. Ok, where be the ASPCA. I be waitin fer em. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Hey hawks...... go for it........ but when we start calling you no lips hawk..... hey .... your own fault................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Or your cat LIKES to chase dogs............Dang... I inherented a bad a** pyrate cat............... ph34r.gif Oh i don't know..it's better then the other way around Ell, or if'n ya like ta eat cats.Ok, where be the ASPCA. I be waitin fer em. Yer gettin'an angry pirate instead mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Cats iz cats................ sometimes they just happen in your life..... this one did (well it were two of them.... Fuzzbutton I think got eatten by the raccoons)..... Cats are a "Pill" kinda demanding ..... scrathce me weow........but they are cool to have around.... I miss Fuzzbutton,,,,,,,so this one gets more scrathhies... (can you ever give a cat to many scratshies?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 (well it were two of them.... Fuzzbutton I think got eatten by the raccoons)..... Raccoons do thát? That's just awful.. What's scatshies..not food left overs? Full blown family members of mine they are, get good food (afterall i want it too) actually, both need special food from the vet's. Cat's are demanding..but then again you get so much back for it..scratch? I get scratched all the time Not purposely, i can do anything but their nails are just so..long and sharp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 oops.... should have been "scratchies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted May 1, 2005 Author Share Posted May 1, 2005 you might be a pirate if you refer to your one-eyed cat as "The Cap'n" and said cat has a tendency to try and broadside the dog, who you refer to as "The First mate". Consequently, you are contemplating writing a pirate children's story called "Cap'n Wonky the Pirate kitty; Scourge of the Bounding Mange." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 You might be a pirate if this is part of your office decor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCaptainWilliam Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 That is the most awesome piece of Office anything that I've ever seen! Where/how/from whom did you get it?? I needs one fur me room!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 It's a bucky skeleton, available at any medical supply provider. Of course, you have to stain it a bit to make it look more authentic and then go to your local charity clothing shop to get the ensemble and of course rip and stain them to match them to their wearer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 You might be a pirate if this is part of your office decor. But I thought Skelitons in an office or bedroom were bad Feng Shui (Someone mentioned that in the Pyrate Bedroom thread..... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 ut I thought Skelitons in an office or bedroom were bad Feng Shui laugh.gif Isn't it the other way around for pirates? It's not good NOT to have one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Ya mites be a pyrate if'n ya be a cop and ya pull out yer wheel lock ta stop the criminal Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCaptainWilliam Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Or if instead a handcuffs ya carry manacles, the ol' Irons if ya will, if ya wont, then a pair of manacles.... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluravn Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 ... when asked to say the alphabet you automaticly sat the priates alphabet. ... if you download more sea shanties than rock off of kaza (or other music sight). ... if ARRRR realy is YOUR favorite word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 ... if you download more sea shanties than rock off of kaza (or other music sight).... if ARRRR realy is YOUR favorite word. Does listening to chanties every day and forgetting about your rock cd's count to? (and Aaarr is...) When you have toilet and kitchen paper with a joly roger decor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sealegs Constance Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 ... if you download more sea shanties than rock off of kaza (or other music sight). ... if ARRRR realy is YOUR favorite word. Does listening to chanties every day and forgetting about your rock cd's count to? (and Aaarr is...) When you have toilet and kitchen paper with a joly roger decor Aye Charity I do believe that listening to pirate shanties instead of good old rock-in-roll CD's counts because I do the same thing. :) Sealegs Constance I am what I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashing Pirates Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Yarr, ye might be a pirate if when ye get told to stop putting jolly roger flags round school by the headteacher & you reply "Aye aye captain" ..you call the other teachers skipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Ye jes might be a pirate ifin ye takes offense ta non introduced posters on the pub! Bildge rats! Hummmpphhh! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NicoleDeLaMer Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 You might be a pirate -if ye can write an' speak in piratical lingo without any effort. -If a "door to door" person comes to your house and you try to take them prisoner or sign ships articles. Floggin's are a natural part of life "Well behaved women rarely make history." Member of the International Wenches Guild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCaptainWilliam Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 If yeh can scare any one off in a public place, the instant they realize theres a crew about ye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 If you enter a disco and the whole dance floor is cleared so you and your crew have all space.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Ya mite be a pirate if'n yer pet Monkey gets more womens attentions then the men when goin out. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 If you enter a disco and the whole dance floor is cleared so you and your crew have all space.. Hey! Pirates would NEVER go in a disco! (period) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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