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Or your cat LIKES to chase dogs............

Dang... I inherented a bad a** pyrate cat............... ph34r.gif

Oh i don't know..it's better then the other way around :ph34r:

Ell, or if'n ya like ta eat cats.

Ok, where be the ASPCA. I be waitin fer em.

Yer gettin'an angry pirate instead mate! guns.gif

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Cats iz cats................

sometimes they just happen in your life..... this one did (well it were two of them.... Fuzzbutton I think got eatten by the raccoons).....

Cats are a "Pill" kinda demanding ..... scrathce me weow........but they are cool to have around.... I miss Fuzzbutton,,,,,,,so this one gets more scrathhies... (can you ever give a cat to many scratshies?)

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(well it were two of them.... Fuzzbutton I think got eatten by the raccoons).....

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: Raccoons do thát?

That's just awful.. :ph34r:

What's scatshies..not food left overs? B)

Full blown family members of mine they are, get good food (afterall i want it too) actually, both need special food from the vet's.

Cat's are demanding..but then again you get so much back for it..scratch?

I get scratched all the time :ph34r:

Not purposely, i can do anything but their nails are just so..long and sharp B)

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you might be a pirate if you refer to your one-eyed cat as "The Cap'n" and said cat has a tendency to try and broadside the dog, who you refer to as "The First mate". Consequently, you are contemplating writing a pirate children's story called "Cap'n Wonky the Pirate kitty; Scourge of the Bounding Mange." :lol:

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It's a bucky skeleton, available at any medical supply provider. Of course, you have to stain it a bit to make it look more authentic and then go to your local charity clothing shop to get the ensemble and of course rip and stain them to match them to their wearer.

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... when asked to say the alphabet you automaticly sat the priates alphabet.

... if you download more sea shanties than rock off of kaza (or other music sight).

... if ARRRR realy is YOUR favorite word.

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... if you download more sea shanties than rock off of kaza (or other music sight).

... if ARRRR realy is YOUR favorite word.

Does listening to chanties every day and forgetting about your rock cd's count to? :( (and Aaarr is...)

When you have toilet and kitchen paper with a joly roger decor

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... if you download more sea shanties than rock off of kaza (or other music sight).

... if ARRRR realy is YOUR favorite word.

Does listening to chanties every day and forgetting about your rock cd's count to? :( (and Aaarr is...)

When you have toilet and kitchen paper with a joly roger decor

Aye Charity I do believe that listening to pirate shanties instead of good old rock-in-roll CD's counts because I do the same thing. :)

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You might be a pirate

-if ye can write an' speak in piratical lingo without any effort.

-If a "door to door" person comes to your house and you try to take them prisoner or sign ships articles. :lol:

Floggin's are a natural part of life

"Well behaved women rarely make history."

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