Nigel Posted December 12, 2004 Posted December 12, 2004 I look forward to cookin' up somethin' special together, my dear. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
Paisley Posted December 12, 2004 Author Posted December 12, 2004 And what is it with The Pyrates and those darned pseudo foods anyway? Summer sausage isn't a real food - next thing you know I'll hear there's Cheeze Whiz aboard the vessel. Or worse, Deadpacca. Throw the sausage overboard, lasses. It does none of us any good. And five lashes dear Flogger for Sir Nigel for introducing that mangy foodstuff to unsuspecting Olaf, The Wanderer. Poor lad...Here I thought the crewe was being well fed by Diosa at PiP. I will have to check the ship's stores to be sure, but even the cockroaches, rats and moldering hard tack should have been favored over summer sausage. Sigh! I think I'd rather starve... -- The Captain think i'd be with ya on that one capt..... i don't eat, spit, or swallow summer sausage (doh! )...with or without cheese whiz! and yes capt....diosa kept us very well fed! i am in her debt. "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Nigel Posted December 12, 2004 Posted December 12, 2004 i don't eat, spit, or swallow summer sausage Geez, Paisley. What a straight line. Oh behave now. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
Paisley Posted December 13, 2004 Author Posted December 13, 2004 nigel- now how can i behave when i've been rooming with you for 5 nights...and 4 days!?!? "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Sheila Posted December 13, 2004 Posted December 13, 2004 Now you know why I changed rooms. Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Merrydeath Posted December 13, 2004 Posted December 13, 2004 change rooms?? because you like outies and not innies? And you were jealous of the cuddle pug sleeping wit us? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Olaf Grumby Posted December 13, 2004 Posted December 13, 2004 Let me defend the virtures of beef jerky's bigger brother summer sausage. Long ago on my wanderings I found that I was hungry. With no time to busy myself with fire starting I wandered still hungry. That hard tac was all gone. So it was grass and twigs. Munching away on these "vegatables' I happened along a most pleasent merchant. Looking succesfully fed, I quandried if he could spare some victuals for a wandering pirate. He immediatly passed over a summer sausage. I tried this interesting morsal and to my "amazement" it satisfied my hunger so I thanked this man and continued my wanderings. knowing that I would not be hungry again as long As I had a summer sausage, I saught the neccasary ingredients to my now famous elixir. So if not for the summer sausage the quest of the elixir would have faded in a far away tavern that I had to find food in. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours.
hurricane Posted December 13, 2004 Posted December 13, 2004 So lad, is the summer sausage inspiration or ingredient for the elixir? -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Animal Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 Inspiration, Capt'n. Ya throw everything in it and see how it tasts. I heard on the radio a twisted Christmas Carol about squirls and chipminks. Interesting receipe they had in that song. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!
Patrick Hand Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 ...Hey Summer sausage is good...... but they become questionable when left in a ice chest in the heat for a "bit" to long............ I don't think "suprise" is quite the right adgitive..............
BLACK SKOT Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 Olaf! What brand of SS do you recommend? I may be living on it when I'm back in KW in Jan. BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
Paisley Posted December 14, 2004 Author Posted December 14, 2004 BLACK SKOT Posted on Dec 13 2004, 11:03 PM Â Olaf! What brand of SS do you recommend? I may be living on it when I'm back in KW in Jan. ohhh god...please no sausage skot! besides.... "TBM" MIGHT GET THE WRONG IDEA!!! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
BLACK SKOT Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 OK.....nevermind! Mac-N-Cheez instead! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
Merrydeath Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 From the song, The Moose song by Three Pints Gone: Moose, moose, I likes a moose, I've never had anything quite like a moose. I've had lots of lovers, my morals are loose, But I've never had anything quite like a moose. Now that I am old and advanced in my years, I look back on my life and shed me no tears. As I sit in my chair with my glass of Matteus, Playing Hide-The-Salami with Melba the Moose. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Paisley Posted December 14, 2004 Author Posted December 14, 2004 GUESS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Merrydeath Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 some one with a good sense of humor you hope, and not a chest full of Uzi's and grenade launchers aimed at your house... Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Paisley Posted December 14, 2004 Author Posted December 14, 2004 woooohooooo I LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE BABY! ON...THE.....EDGE!!!! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Merrydeath Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 Edge of reason and good taste.. always!! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 Olaf!What brand of SS do you recommend? I may be living on it when I'm back in KW in Jan. absolutely not!!! You will be in my vehicle and I will not have summer sausage as part or your diet!! no no no!!!! Mac & Cheese is much much better of an option.... I am a mac & cheese crazed woman...so you're ok there...as long as it's Kraft... can't subsitute on mac and cheese.... Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
hurricane Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 That be a lovely FOTO, Paisley. I think we will make you the official ship's FOTOgrapher. It just captures, the, how do I say, rare moment in a crewe member's panicked, rum sodden life. A masterpiece if there ever was one. The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
hurricane Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 Skot, Bring the biggest SS you can find up north so that I may whack you with it for the full 8 hours to KW. I want a real slugger of an SS. I'd recommend Hickory Farms as the preferred weapon. -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Olaf Grumby Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 Now If'n ya'll like I could bring some of the other types o sausae from round yonder in the backwoods. Call it "southern sausage". To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours.
OryginalCinn Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 Mac & Cheese is much much better of an option.... I am a mac & cheese crazed woman...so you're ok there...as long as it's Kraft... can't subsitute on mac and cheese.... What about velveeta shells & cheese? That stuff is pretty damn good. By all means, kill the whelp! ...or at least give him a good flogging. Better yet, let me do it. Flogger * Pyrates of the Coast Bloodthirsty Novelist Pyrate Adventuress
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 Now If'n ya'll like I could bring some of the other types o sausae from round yonder in the backwoods. Call it "southern sausage". i'd still be a bit concerned about the contents of the 'southern sausage...' I think i'll just stick with meat I can identify. Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 Mac & Cheese is much much better of an option.... I am a mac & cheese crazed woman...so you're ok there...as long as it's Kraft... can't subsitute on mac and cheese.... What about velveeta shells & cheese? That stuff is pretty damn good. Cinn - you are a long lost member of the family!!! you are sooo right on the shells and cheese... although since we were talking economy foods for a trip..... they are on the higher end of the mac and cheese price scale, but thouroughly nummy with nice gooey velveeta!!!! I truly think velveeta is important enough to be it's own food group!! Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
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