What Do You Like In A Woman?

[Jacky Tar]

Probably should pose this question on a different thread... But here goes, "Ladies, if ye could pick Sawyer or Jack, from Lost?"

Well, as we haven't had TV in our house for...oh about ten years, I've never seen an episode of Lost, and...who are Sawyer and Jack?

Lost is a show about a group of survivors of a plane crash on a mysterious island. Sawyer is a rouge, long blonde hair and an opportunist. Jack is a doctor, dark cropped hair and like everyone else on the show has issues and a history. Jack is the emergent leader and a good guy and Sawyer a not so good guy, but not all bad.

"Both fellas are 'beef cakes' accordin' t' the ladies. But wit' out seein' 'em, it's back t' the question of do ye prefer the attractive bad guy or the good guy?"

[Ransom]

...it's back t' the question of do ye prefer the attractive bad guy or the good guy?"

I like a good guy, with a little bad around the edges.

[Jacky Tar]

I like a good guy, with a little bad around the edges.

Aye, ye would!

[Red Cat Jenny]

But if nothing else, I figure the ladies love a fella who knows when to be a gent, but also knows how to be a scoundrel.

Aye....words ta live by men! woo hoo

[DocF225]

Tried bein a gent; got passed over for a scoundrel.

Tried being the scoundrel got bypassed for a gent.

Think she finally married some rich knucklehead

Ne'er could figure that out.

Oh well, least my dog loves me....

[Red Cat Jenny]

Then mate, yer dog is wiser than th woman was.... :) Hats off to ye fer tryin

[Merrydeath]

Tried bein a gent; got passed over for a scoundrel.

Tried being the scoundrel got bypassed for a gent.

Think she finally married some rich knucklehead

Ne'er could figure that out.

Oh well, least my dog loves me....

poor Doc.. and here I sit so far awaay.. not even close enough fer a drink... Guinnes or Morgans or mead or ...

Tried being a friend and got passed over for a hottie

Tried being a hottie and got bypassed for a lot of someones..

and my cats love me.

[Merrydeath]

"Truth be told, we luv ye all... except maybe June Cleaver!"

What, not into aprons and pearls?

havn't worn an apron in a long time.. but I follow the Jerry Hall approach to housework.

My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.

[Sea Sage]

A mate once told me you can tell a man's intelligence by his preference: An arse man is more intelligent than breast man.

Where does that leave me?

I likes the eyes, the windo to the soul.

[Capt.Trade.Wind]

What does Capt. Wind look for in a woman?

Hmm… Good question. I guess first it is appearance, I have to admit I am a breast man, however this will just get me to look at a woman, I prefer a woman with intelligence and a sense of humor, they can have all the booty and breasts in the world and be a complete 10 but if they are missing the rest… They will not be riding the Buccaneer’s Lust.

Wow when did I stop being shallow?

[Wednesday]

What does Capt. Wind look for in a woman?

Hmm… Good question. I guess first it is appearance, I have to admit I am a breast man, however this will just get me to look at a woman, I prefer a woman with intelligence and a sense of humor, they can have all the booty and breasts in the world and be a complete 10 but if they are missing the rest… They will not be riding the Buccaneer’s Lust.

Wow when did I stop being shallow?

Ye didn't think that was shallow?

Brutally honest ye asked for?

Shallow men never stop being shallow, they just add a few more things to the list a' what they like after a few years of experience with the other.

[Cpt Sophia M Eisley]

Merrydeath wrote:

Tried being a friend and got passed over for a hottie

Tried being a hottie and got bypassed for a lot of someones..

and my cats love me.

Hey Merrydeath - I detect an echo to your reply to Doc, 'cept switch "hottie" with "youngin". Ah well...

At least my cats (and friend n' family) love me.

[Jacky Tar]

"If I try t' be any thin' other what I am, it never works fer very long. The real me is always there, and that is all I have to offer anyone."

"This has been true fer friends and lovers alike!"

[Ransom]

"If I try t' be any thin' other what I am, it never works fer very long. The real me is always there, and that is all I have to offer anyone."

"This has been true fer friends and lovers alike!"

"Who you are works just fine for me, luv.

[Merrydeath]

[Hey Merrydeath - I detect an echo to your reply to Doc, 'cept switch "hottie" with "youngin". Ah well...

At least my cats (and friend n' family) love me.

buys a round of drinks to those that have a bent heart, or skritches on it, or have dried a few ocean tears..

[Mad Matt]

I'll take ye up on it, luv.

Yer kindness does wonders t' me black heart.

[Red Cat Jenny]

Matt awwww...

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The original question asked "What do you lke in a woman?" How about "what have you found that you liked in a woman you met? guys?

[Merrydeath]

Matt awwww...

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The original question asked "What do you lke in a woman?" How about "what have you found that you liked in a woman you met? guys?

the Cynical pirate lass in me will say.... a can of beer/rum in her hand.

[Black Syren]

I think as a woman we are a little of all those things in one package. some just have a wee bit more in some areas than others. Since coming to the Pub I have found me wicked side..never thought I had one of those..*grins*

[DocF225]

I think as a woman we are a little of all those things in one package. some just have a wee bit more in some areas than others. Since coming to the Pub I have found me wicked side..never thought I had one of those..*grins*

** Tries to reconcile a Nun with a wicked side** A little wicked is a good thing from time to time.

[Red Cat Jenny]

::Smiles:: well in touch wi her wicked side...but not telling....

[Red Cat Jenny]

Matt awwww...

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The original question asked "What do you lke in a woman?" How about "what have you found that you liked in a woman you met?  guys?

the Cynical pirate lass in me will say.... a can of beer/rum in her hand.

You forgot "pizza money tucked in her thong" *snicker*

[Jacky Tar]

"What this pirate likes in a woman..."

"I like a woman who is comfortable in her own skin. She must have a sense of humor and not take herself too seriously. She enjoys my companionship, but is secure in our relationship when we are apart. She would not be uncomfortable showing her affection. She is a willing partner in all our endeavors. She is not afraid to grow old with me."

[Red Cat Jenny]

Judging from yer birthday, not an entirely surprising answer..

:)

[Jacky Tar]

Judging from yer birthday, not an entirely surprising answer..

:)

"If yer implyin', because of my age and finances, I can buy my own drinks and pizza; tis true I don't need those things from the ladies. But twenty years ago, I'd given ye the same answer. I'd been married before, and had other women in my life. Appearances may be important when yer under twenty. But busted relationships and divorce teach ye, t' look fer things in a spouse that matter."