Jacky Tar Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Probably should pose this question on a different thread... But here goes, "Ladies, if ye could pick Sawyer or Jack, from Lost?" Well, as we haven't had TV in our house for...oh about ten years, I've never seen an episode of Lost, and...who are Sawyer and Jack? Lost is a show about a group of survivors of a plane crash on a mysterious island. Sawyer is a rouge, long blonde hair and an opportunist. Jack is a doctor, dark cropped hair and like everyone else on the show has issues and a history. Jack is the emergent leader and a good guy and Sawyer a not so good guy, but not all bad. "Both fellas are 'beef cakes' accordin' t' the ladies. But wit' out seein' 'em, it's back t' the question of do ye prefer the attractive bad guy or the good guy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 ...it's back t' the question of do ye prefer the attractive bad guy or the good guy?" I like a good guy, with a little bad around the edges. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I like a good guy, with a little bad around the edges. Aye, ye would! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 But if nothing else, I figure the ladies love a fella who knows when to be a gent, but also knows how to be a scoundrel. Aye....words ta live by men! woo hoo Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Tried bein a gent; got passed over for a scoundrel. Tried being the scoundrel got bypassed for a gent. Think she finally married some rich knucklehead Ne'er could figure that out. Oh well, least my dog loves me.... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Then mate, yer dog is wiser than th woman was.... :) Hats off to ye fer tryin Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Tried bein a gent; got passed over for a scoundrel.Tried being the scoundrel got bypassed for a gent. Think she finally married some rich knucklehead Ne'er could figure that out. Oh well, least my dog loves me.... poor Doc.. and here I sit so far awaay.. not even close enough fer a drink... Guinnes or Morgans or mead or ... Tried being a friend and got passed over for a hottie Tried being a hottie and got bypassed for a lot of someones.. and my cats love me. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 "Truth be told, we luv ye all... except maybe June Cleaver!" What, not into aprons and pearls? havn't worn an apron in a long time.. but I follow the Jerry Hall approach to housework. My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea Sage Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 A mate once told me you can tell a man's intelligence by his preference: An arse man is more intelligent than breast man. Where does that leave me? I likes the eyes, the windo to the soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Trade.Wind Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 What does Capt. Wind look for in a woman? Hmm… Good question. I guess first it is appearance, I have to admit I am a breast man, however this will just get me to look at a woman, I prefer a woman with intelligence and a sense of humor, they can have all the booty and breasts in the world and be a complete 10 but if they are missing the rest… They will not be riding the Buccaneer’s Lust. Wow when did I stop being shallow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wednesday Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 What does Capt. Wind look for in a woman?Hmm… Good question. I guess first it is appearance, I have to admit I am a breast man, however this will just get me to look at a woman, I prefer a woman with intelligence and a sense of humor, they can have all the booty and breasts in the world and be a complete 10 but if they are missing the rest… They will not be riding the Buccaneer’s Lust. Wow when did I stop being shallow? Ye didn't think that was shallow? Brutally honest ye asked for? Shallow men never stop being shallow, they just add a few more things to the list a' what they like after a few years of experience with the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt Sophia M Eisley Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Merrydeath wrote:Tried being a friend and got passed over for a hottie Tried being a hottie and got bypassed for a lot of someones.. and my cats love me. Hey Merrydeath - I detect an echo to your reply to Doc, 'cept switch "hottie" with "youngin". Ah well... At least my cats (and friend n' family) love me. Perhaps we'll meet again under better circumstances. ---(---(@ Dead Men...Tell No Tales. Welcome, Foolish Mortals... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "If I try t' be any thin' other what I am, it never works fer very long. The real me is always there, and that is all I have to offer anyone." "This has been true fer friends and lovers alike!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "If I try t' be any thin' other what I am, it never works fer very long. The real me is always there, and that is all I have to offer anyone.""This has been true fer friends and lovers alike!" "Who you are works just fine for me, luv. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 [Hey Merrydeath - I detect an echo to your reply to Doc, 'cept switch "hottie" with "youngin". Ah well...At least my cats (and friend n' family) love me. buys a round of drinks to those that have a bent heart, or skritches on it, or have dried a few ocean tears.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I'll take ye up on it, luv. Yer kindness does wonders t' me black heart. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Matt awwww... ---- The original question asked "What do you lke in a woman?" How about "what have you found that you liked in a woman you met? guys? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Matt awwww...---- The original question asked "What do you lke in a woman?" How about "what have you found that you liked in a woman you met? guys? the Cynical pirate lass in me will say.... a can of beer/rum in her hand. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 I think as a woman we are a little of all those things in one package. some just have a wee bit more in some areas than others. Since coming to the Pub I have found me wicked side..never thought I had one of those..*grins* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 I think as a woman we are a little of all those things in one package. some just have a wee bit more in some areas than others. Since coming to the Pub I have found me wicked side..never thought I had one of those..*grins* ** Tries to reconcile a Nun with a wicked side** A little wicked is a good thing from time to time. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 ::Smiles:: well in touch wi her wicked side...but not telling.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Matt awwww...---- The original question asked "What do you lke in a woman?" How about "what have you found that you liked in a woman you met? guys? the Cynical pirate lass in me will say.... a can of beer/rum in her hand. You forgot "pizza money tucked in her thong" *snicker* Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 "What this pirate likes in a woman..." "I like a woman who is comfortable in her own skin. She must have a sense of humor and not take herself too seriously. She enjoys my companionship, but is secure in our relationship when we are apart. She would not be uncomfortable showing her affection. She is a willing partner in all our endeavors. She is not afraid to grow old with me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Judging from yer birthday, not an entirely surprising answer.. :) Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Judging from yer birthday, not an entirely surprising answer.. :) "If yer implyin', because of my age and finances, I can buy my own drinks and pizza; tis true I don't need those things from the ladies. But twenty years ago, I'd given ye the same answer. I'd been married before, and had other women in my life. Appearances may be important when yer under twenty. But busted relationships and divorce teach ye, t' look fer things in a spouse that matter." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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