Pirate single's bar

[OL Jack The Pirate]

i be a scorpio pirate looking for a pirate mate to sail the seven seas or the caribbean and spanish main with

[capt. hellraiser]

The hell with dating. I'd rather stare down the barrel of a cannon

[DreadPirate Diedra]

Aye lad, I be thinking I may be in tha same state a mind as ye, sad I feel fer being single, but events o the last few tides ave me thinking id like a place fer me head in tha cannon too. Doubt id be be able ta do me wenching were I a taken woman, men nary do like tha.

[Rummy3]

Ye gots ta finds yerself a pyrate that likes ye wenching with the lads just a bit but knows ye be his in the end!

[Scarlet McBayne]

I not be knowin signs and all that, but be there any lad out there brave enough to play with a red-haired, Irish, Scottish, Cherokee who be a Gemini? I know, I know..I be at war with meself all the time. LOL

[Capt. Marcus Keys]

Well I ave to chime in on this subject. being that I will be single soon after 15 years of marriage.

This be my second and last, I know everyone says that. But at the tender age 41 being single again is not all it's cracked up to be. The clubs are full of women to young for me or their not interested in somebody so old, actually heard that. Or they are attached to someone. Well now that I'm single and having 50K in baby debt from trying to have children, didn't work obviously. My wife has decided she wants to run off and have a full life. Which includes two "friends with benefits".

So for me I will continue to go out alone and consume massive amounts of alcohol. It would be nice to find someone just to hang with for the ocassional movie or a nice dinner. This may sound weird coming from a guy and no I'm not Gay in case any guys are going to spout up but sex with another woman is going to be tough for a while, age not being a factor, since I have only been with her for 15 years. Right now I just want to move on, If it happens that would make my day, week, month!!!!

So any lasses interested in going out with a 41 year old speak up and I'll buy the drinks

[Rummy3]

Singledom is not a prescription for doom! Not to worry, Mr Pirate - you'll do fine. Maybe clubs aren't exactly the right place for you to find a companion. Try posting your picture and someone will find you, not to worry!

[hurricane]

Fear not Mr Pirate. . . I have you beat by a few years and had my second fall apart a year ago. Now I have a beautiful woman who loves to pirate with me, is as much as a kook as I, can whip up amazing jewelry and costuming in mere hours, has a great sense of humor and is 17 years younger than I (I don't really pay attention to the age thing - much more into someone's eyes and brains - But that was a bonus). You just never know what will happen and who you'll meet along the way. The key is to get out and about in things that interest you. That's the quickest way to find someone who may be of interest.

That's a bunch of crap, by the way, about younger women not being interested in older men. Shallow women yes. But women with more on the ball are attracted to older men because they actually know how to treat a woman, unlike many of the younger generation's peers who are into everything but the woman they're with.

-- Hurricane

[Scarlet McBayne]

I second that Hurricane. !!!MrPirate I too am single after too long ( 9 years ) and can't seem to find anyone interested in an 32 year "old",pyrate wench with red-hair ( and yes the occasional temper to match ) I seem to be to old or too different for the local boys, an yes I do mean boys. But being the eternal romantic that one half of my gemini personality is, I have hope that there is someone out there who can appreiciate me finer attributes and wicked sense of humor.LOL

Cheer up lovey, ye have a mate in me and I'll even spot ye a round to toast our freedom from unhappy shackles.

[delmar]

What if your not always single, but can be single for a given amount of time?

Does that work?

Delmat

[Durty Mick Moon]

Damn!....spare ol' Mick the tears n' violins....I be fifty two years on this planet (wi' momentary adventures in ta outer space but that be a story fer another tyme) n' single after a few bouts o' marriage n' I be havin' the best time o' me life....think quality not quantity here, lads n' lassies, 'course I always got me eye out fer that someone special where 'er she be hiddin' I find her eventually....but it ain't chronology....it be jes what's in yer mind....some be thirty n' live like their eighty n' some be eighty n' live like they be thirty...ye be gettin' me drift?....it be what's in yer heart that matters....n' Scarlet I kin see into yer heart n' the universe that lives there, it be full o' stars n' sights to behold....thar be oceans o' wondrous beings dancin' in yer smile....sorry, I be gettin' a bit wordy n' need 'nother pint.....

[Rummy3]

...Well here's a round to all me single mates on the pub. Huzzah to Happiness!

[Rumba Rue]

I'll drink to that!

[Scarlet McBayne]

Mick ,me dear, ye do say the sweetest things te me. And ye be right lovey, its a marvelous adventure out there and I be enjoyin it more each and every "single" day.

[delmar]

It looks like with the right marketing we can make a match right here in the singles bar!

Rummy and me!

(just a joke, but not really, but it is, kinda)

Ok, what about,

Scarlet McBayne

and

Durty Mick Moon

We could be like harmony dot com but different,

Buggering dot com?

Delmar

[Rummy3]

... as in You BUG me! OK, I am teasing! Really I am!

[delmar]

Rummy can be so mean. I be crying in me beer, but look now it appears I have more beer, yo ho!

Delmar

[Scarlet McBayne]

Delmar, yer idea might be havin merit...cept I be thinkin that Rummy and I should be chosen. Ladies first and all. Now itsy, mitsy.... hhmmmmm so many choices, so little time... :)

[Rumba Rue]

Hmmmffffff! Well at my days o' sleepin' with Tom, Dick, an' Harry are long gone!

Now I'm far pickier. So what do ye males have ta offer an older woman who can't go for as long as some o' the younger ones?

Rumba Rue

**The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune**

[Lady Devyl'N]

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, it's a singles life for me... too!

Did I hear a pirate dating site? What? Where?

Scarlet and all other singles, drynk with me to singlehood... even though it does suck sometimes!

Here's my toast to ye:

Here's to man's kisses,

and to drynks & whiskey, amber or clear;

Not as sweet as a man's kiss,

but a darn sight more sincere!

[Rummy3]

Rummy can be so mean. I be crying in me beer, but look now it appears I have more beer, yo ho!

Delmar

Mean? Me? Nay not, lad! I can be very, very bad, though~

[Diego Santana de la Vega]

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, it's a singles life for me... too!

Did I hear a pirate dating site? What? Where?

Scarlet and all other singles, drynk with me to singlehood... even though it does suck sometimes!

Here's my toast to ye:

Here's to man's kisses,

and to drynks & whiskey, amber or clear;

Not as sweet as a man's kiss,

but a darn sight more sincere!

And adding to this ryme:

Heres to me loves kisses bein so dear

to the times in between thoughts of beer

holding onto those perfect little ears

fills Delmars' glass with all his tears

[Black Crowen]

Ahoy there. I'm back again. im thinkin about givin' up this thing called love.

[Scupper]

Well Scarlet Luv. I be brave enough to take on a real redhead. I be Irish after all. But as me luck seems to be as usual. Ye be on the wrong coast. Tis Scupper's fate to be lost on yon East coast. But If'n I be over there ye would have a run for ye dubloons lass.

Scupper

[Scarlet McBayne]

Promises, promises...Jk. Scupper, were ye on the west coast, I'd be givin ye a run fer yer money! O course, I be an aquired taste. No champage dreams or beer reality here...jest pure red-haired, mischeif-makin, temper, claws and all. Oh my