Merrydeath Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 taps christine on the shoulder.... can I drip in?? LOl Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
PyratePhil Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 I'll just be leavin' me rubbers 'ere in the 'all... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Christine Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 LOL! Aye, there seems to be a lot of drippage going on here-lol!
PyratePhil Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 His leather pants glisten with the accumulated water, fitting him like a second skin... "So much for my close-up, Mr. Demille" lol ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Merrydeath Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Its going to be HARD gettin you out of those... Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
PyratePhil Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 ...well, if you notice, they have side snaps for easy access... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Christine Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Ah, now that be quite useful eh Merry-lol!
Merrydeath Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Chris and Merry both get the cuff..and snap snap snap.. he's in his boxers.. Chris.. i dont share well.. but with you.... well its going to be hard.. (notices Pphil).... LOL.. lets make his world rock.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
PyratePhil Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 ...(PPhil smiles like an Idiot)... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Christine Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Cute Valentine boxers ye got there Phil! I on the other hand be used to sharing. Do it all the time in the real world. Tis okay when it be with someone I like, so this will be a lot fun Merry! *looks at Phil who be grinning and blushing like an idiot in his boxers*
PyratePhil Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 I on the other hand be used to sharing. Do it all the time in the real world. Tis okay when it be with someone I like, so this will be a lot fun Merry! ... ...ya know, sorry to break character here, but I just want to state for the Pyracy Pub's archives that I, PyratePhil, on this 10th day of February, 2005, am about to die a happy man... "We, who are about to die, salute you!" ...carry on, lasses...good show! Pip pip! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
PyratePhil Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 ...oh, and a hint... ...Ladies - if you'd be interested in entering the Guiness Book of World Records, we could just call up, oh, let's just say, Fancy... (Ducks from frying pan thrown by Merry...) ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Christine Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 The more lasses for ya, the better eh Phil? Reminds me of some of the guys I know up in Hollywood-lol! The Beach Boys really coined that phrase well, "2 girls for every guy!" But now in this case, "the one with the most lasses dies a happy man!
PyratePhil Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Un rictus de morte... "PyratePhil, 1958-2005" He died with his boots on... Though he lusted the ladies And committed sin, It's nice that he went in their sleep, with a grin! PyratePhil, star of stage, screen, and bedroom, died today after a prolonged bout of menage a trois. He was employed as a professional escort with "Studs Be Us" and was known for his engaging smile, witty bon mots, and lengthy tongue. Viewings at Our Mother of Perpetual YeeHa's - send a dozen roses and a box of Godiva, in lieu of floral offerings at the home, to: Ms. MerryDeath Ms. Christine Ms. Fancy PyrtaePhil is survived by two sons and dozens of broken hearts. ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Merrydeath Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 PPhil lad, just be careful about you dying... I look damn good in the red velvet dress I have! and I have a ton of black hankies from a wedding I contributed to. tosses a pillow at his head... the lower one. Chris.. what do you say we use the furr cuffs today, get him hot an bothered, then go shopping? Vickies has a sale on the Tangos.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Christine Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 Yup, warm him up before he gets cold. Get it, being he just died and all-lol! Ah, yes, shopping at Vickies is a great way to spend a soggy, gloomy afternoon. I need a row boat, I swear. It's been pouring all day here!
PyratePhil Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 PPhil lad, just be careful about you dying... I look damn good in the red velvet dress I have! and I have a ton of black hankies from a wedding I contributed to. tosses a pillow at his head... the lower one. Chris.. what do you say we use the furr cuffs today, get him hot an bothered, then go shopping? Vickies has a sale on the Tangos.. I won't ask exactly HOW you contributed to th' wedding, M'Lady... Ah, very Yin/Yang - soft, hard... You're just downright cruel, ya' know that? ...and I like it... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
PyratePhil Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 Yup, warm him up before he gets cold. Get it, being he just died and all-lol! Hey, now, this is a very grave matter... ...and you might have some stiff competition, can you dig it? Just stay a wake and don't start coffin'... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Merrydeath Posted February 12, 2005 Posted February 12, 2005 I won't ask exactly HOW you contributed to th' wedding, M'Lady...Ah, very Yin/Yang - soft, hard... You're just downright cruel, ya' know that? ...and I like it... I was the cheif mourner at the wedding.. I cried..but he promised to marry me.. and then all the others joined in.. including one man and a pregnant woman. and hunny... i like you st*ff but not that much... Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
PyratePhil Posted February 12, 2005 Posted February 12, 2005 ...and hunny... i like you st*ff but not that much... ...in a Mae West voice...LOL ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted February 12, 2005 Posted February 12, 2005 Then there was that Whole" Turning into a Pirate Zombie' thing-I Mean, Really... RtR aye and i supose you had nothin to do wit dat at tall did ye But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Roger the Red Posted February 13, 2005 Posted February 13, 2005 Then there was that Whole" Turning into a Pirate Zombie' thing-I Mean, Really... RtR aye and i supose you had nothin to do wit dat at tall did ye Ya Know, Mary-I been Married So Long that Whenever a Woman Accuses Me o' Somethin' I Automatically Pleads Guilty...So, Aye, Mistress- I Be Zombie Mary's Father-and 'tis Proud of Me Undead Daughter I am. RtR "For I have dipped My Hands in Muddy Waters, and Must a Pirate be- A short but Merry Life shall be My Motto!"- Bartholomew Roberts
PyratePhil Posted February 13, 2005 Posted February 13, 2005 -I been Married So Long that Whenever a Woman Accuses Me o' Somethin' I Automatically Pleads Guilty... Aye, I remembers bein' thet way when I were in Human Bondage.... ...took 3 priests, 6 pshrinks, and a whole gaggle o' party girls ta be deconditioned...praise Neptune... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Merrydeath Posted February 14, 2005 Posted February 14, 2005 You forgot the female mermaid and the keg of tea... Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
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