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Well I might not know about the pain of divorce, but I also don't know about the joy of marriage... and at the moment I don't even have a reliable man to run around with. Oh, well I need to enjoy being single for awhile I suppose. :P Find out who I am :P I was in an eight year relationship not long ago that I ended because it was going no where and I was miserable. So I might not know divorce, but i know pain. :P

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Men confuse me so!

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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What's to be confused about?

There's no need to be confused. There is only one thing that is important, and that's the time of day.

It's 5:00

...somewhere.

[Your signature has a much more important question anyway. ]

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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i'm confused cause this guy who i know dosnt like me was acting odd today.

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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Men confuse me so!

The feeling is mutual.

Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.

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I act odd everyday.

What is he doing?

I agree with Nigel, bring on the booze.....

Well lets see he was really playful yesterday which is unusual but then he was also more touchy feely and i dont know it was weird.

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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i guess i just thinnk he was really high

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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whatever it was it knocked both me and him completly out

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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Cavemen used clubs with decent effectiveness for that purpose.

Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.

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;) now theres a mental image

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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Probably an uneventful evening after the clubs get put down.

Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.

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perhaps... the world may never know, its like how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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According the the old tv commercial it only took 3 licks.

Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.

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no! two and a chomp

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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no! two and a chomp

Ow! Some girls just don’t understand good lovin' at a…

...ohhh, we’re talking about Tootsie Pops!

oooOOOOHHHhhhhh….

:ph34r:

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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no! two and a chomp

True it was 2 licks and a chomp but the owl said 3.

Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.

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If'n I had a shilling fer every time I heard that at a party.....

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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I'd have a shilling

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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Aside from a pig falling in mud or a pirate falling into the bilge? If not those then sure.

Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.

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sure i'm game

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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