Laura Silver Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 And the entertainment never ends. Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Z Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 where did it begin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Silver Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 hmmm... I have no idea. Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 *crawls in slowly and sits on a stool slumped over the counter* uuuugh But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Have' n a bad day Mary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 oh aye i am having a bad month so far But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Want to talk about it? *pushes over an ale* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 well starting monday i had my classes canceled so i decided to go to dell taco with friends only to come home and get yelled at by me pa fallow that up with tuesdays sucky japanese test. Writing short stories Wed and another test today! But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Try Google. Google for a better half??? Hmmm I always thought the best place to meet women was www.foreignchicks.com. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 that was bad... But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Yeah but it could have been worse. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 this is true *sips her rum* But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Perhaps, www.drunkchicks.com Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 is now disterbed But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 There is a drunkchicks.com? Hope I'm not on there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 you and me both darlin! But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 There is a drunkchicks.com? Hope I'm not on there.... Actually I was rambling of odd names I remember seeing or hearing over the years. It appears neither is an actual web site but the drunkchicks one does forward you to a site your mother would probably not approve of. About the best site I have seen on the net, which is now long gone, was www.helpmedivorcemyhusband.com. I saw it on some talk show or something and thought they had to be lying. After typing the address, sure enough there was a site. It had a paypal link for you to make donations so this woman could have enough money to afford a divorce. The part I found the most disturbing was people were willingly giving money to her for this endeavor. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 well if your that unhappy But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Actually I was thinking about if she was that tired of her husband she could have just left him and let him pay for the divorce or stay married until he hit it big then get the divorce and demand HALF. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 i supose so but some wemon really want out But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 I don't know the way divorce works exactly so I should just keep my mouth shut on this one. I'm tired. Is it 5pm yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 I'm tired. Is it 5pm yet? I dunno, hey Captain- I just can't help but wonder...whaddya think Jimmy Buffet would say? funny you should ask... He'd say... It's 5:00 somewhere! Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 lol! its always 5 o'clock in margarita ville But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 I don't know the way divorce works exactly so I should just keep my mouth shut on this one. Count yourself blessed. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 I don't know the way divorce works exactly so I should just keep my mouth shut on this one. Count yourself blessed. i secound that But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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