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taps christine on the shoulder.... can I drip in?? LOl

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

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Its going to be HARD gettin you out of those...

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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Chris and Merry both get the cuff..and snap snap snap.. he's in his boxers..

Chris.. i dont share well.. but with you.... well its going to be hard.. (notices Pphil).... ;)

LOL.. lets make his world rock..

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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Cute Valentine boxers ye got there Phil! ;)

I on the other hand be used to sharing. Do it all the time in the real world. Tis okay when it be with someone I like, so this will be a lot fun Merry! ;)

*looks at Phil who be grinning and blushing like an idiot in his boxers*

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I on the other hand be used to sharing. Do it all the time in the real world. Tis okay when it be with someone I like, so this will be a lot fun Merry!

...

...ya know, sorry to break character here, but I just want to state for the Pyracy Pub's archives that I, PyratePhil, on this 10th day of February, 2005, am about to die a happy man...

"We, who are about to die, salute you!"

...carry on, lasses...good show! Pip pip!

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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The more lasses for ya, the better eh Phil? Reminds me of some of the guys I know up in Hollywood-lol! The Beach Boys really coined that phrase well, "2 girls for every guy!" But now in this case, "the one with the most lasses dies a happy man! ;)

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Un rictus de morte...

"PyratePhil, 1958-2005"

He died with his boots on...

Though he lusted the ladies

And committed sin,

It's nice that he went

in their sleep, with a grin!

PyratePhil, star of stage, screen, and bedroom, died today after a prolonged bout of menage a trois.

He was employed as a professional escort with "Studs Be Us" and was known for his engaging smile, witty bon mots, and lengthy tongue.

Viewings at Our Mother of Perpetual YeeHa's - send a dozen roses and a box of Godiva, in lieu of floral offerings at the home, to:

Ms. MerryDeath

Ms. Christine

Ms. Fancy

PyrtaePhil is survived by two sons and dozens of broken hearts.

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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PPhil lad, just be careful about you dying... I look damn good in the red velvet dress I have! and I have a ton of black hankies from a wedding I contributed to. :huh:

tosses a pillow at his head... the lower one.

Chris.. what do you say we use the furr cuffs today, get him hot an bothered, then go shopping? Vickies has a sale on the Tangos..

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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PPhil lad, just be careful about you dying... I look damn good in the red velvet dress I have! and I have a ton of black hankies from a wedding I contributed to.  :huh:

tosses a pillow at his head... the lower one.

Chris.. what do you say we use the furr cuffs today, get him hot an bothered, then go shopping? Vickies has a sale on the Tangos..

I won't ask exactly HOW you contributed to th' wedding, M'Lady...

Ah, very Yin/Yang - soft, hard...

You're just downright cruel, ya' know that?

...and I like it... :huh:

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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I won't ask exactly HOW you contributed to th' wedding, M'Lady...

Ah, very Yin/Yang - soft, hard...

You're just downright cruel, ya' know that?

...and I like it... :huh:

I was the cheif mourner at the wedding.. I cried..but he promised to marry me.. and then all the others joined in.. including one man and a pregnant woman.

and hunny... i like you st*ff but not that much...

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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Then there was that Whole" Turning into a Pirate Zombie' thing-I Mean, Really...

;) RtR ;)

aye and i supose you had nothin to do wit dat at tall did ye

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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Then there was that Whole" Turning into a Pirate Zombie' thing-I Mean, Really...

;) RtR ;)

aye and i supose you had nothin to do wit dat at tall did ye

Ya Know, Mary-I been Married So Long that Whenever a Woman Accuses Me o' Somethin' I Automatically Pleads Guilty...So, Aye, Mistress- I Be Zombie Mary's Father-and 'tis Proud of Me Undead Daughter I am.

;) RtR ;)

"For I have dipped My Hands in Muddy Waters, and Must a Pirate be- A short but Merry Life shall be My Motto!"- Bartholomew Roberts

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-I been Married So Long that Whenever a Woman Accuses Me o' Somethin' I Automatically Pleads Guilty...

Aye, I remembers bein' thet way when I were in Human Bondage.... ;)

...took 3 priests, 6 pshrinks, and a whole gaggle o' party girls ta be deconditioned...praise Neptune...

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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You forgot the female mermaid and the keg of tea... ;)

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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