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*crawls in slowly and sits on a stool slumped over the counter*

uuuugh

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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oh aye i am having a bad month so far

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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well starting monday i had my classes canceled so i decided to go to dell taco with friends only to come home and get yelled at by me pa fallow that up with tuesdays sucky japanese test. Writing short stories Wed and another test today!

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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that was bad... ;)

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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this is true *sips her rum*

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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is now disterbed

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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you and me both darlin!

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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There is a drunkchicks.com? Hope I'm not on there.... :D

Actually I was rambling of odd names I remember seeing or hearing over the years. It appears neither is an actual web site but the drunkchicks one does forward you to a site your mother would probably not approve of.

About the best site I have seen on the net, which is now long gone, was www.helpmedivorcemyhusband.com. I saw it on some talk show or something and thought they had to be lying. After typing the address, sure enough there was a site. It had a paypal link for you to make donations so this woman could have enough money to afford a divorce. The part I found the most disturbing was people were willingly giving money to her for this endeavor.

Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.

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well if your that unhappy

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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Actually I was thinking about if she was that tired of her husband she could have just left him and let him pay for the divorce or stay married until he hit it big then get the divorce and demand HALF.

Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.

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i supose so but some wemon really want out

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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I'm tired.  Is it 5pm yet?

I dunno, hey Captain-

I just can't help but wonder...whaddya think Jimmy Buffet would say?

funny you should ask...

He'd say...

It's 5:00 somewhere!

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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lol! its always 5 o'clock in margarita ville

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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I don't know the way divorce works exactly so I should just keep my mouth shut on this one.

Count yourself blessed.

Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.

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I don't know the way divorce works exactly so I should just keep my mouth shut on this one.

Count yourself blessed.

i secound that

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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