Capt. Morgan Posted April 11, 2005 Posted April 11, 2005 Everythings bigger in Texas, right? I even went to a steakhouse that serves a 72 oz. steak, that you get free... if you can finish it! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
Hetha Posted April 11, 2005 Posted April 11, 2005 PyratePhil Posted on Apr 11 2005, 01:28 AM Yeah (sigh), I'm still waiting for them to call me - 2 months after the contest ended... Then M' shall pray that ye hear from them very soon... Capt. Morgan Posted on Apr 11 2005, 01:29 AM Everythings bigger in Texas, right? I even went to a steakhouse that serves a 72 oz. steak, that you get free... if you can finish it! Ahh...sounds like ye've visited the ol' Trail Dust steakhouse..I pray ye didn't walk in with a long necktie then.. (They cut them off short t the door) Part o' th' dress code.. OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"
PyratePhil Posted April 11, 2005 Posted April 11, 2005 Had my first breaded-catfish-and-jalapeno dinner in Austin, at a big barn-like building...never having eaten the peppers before, I took a few, popped 'em in my mouth, and began chewing... But the catfish was delicious! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Capt. Morgan Posted April 11, 2005 Posted April 11, 2005 No way!! Necktie?!? Only at funerals, and then ya have to twist my arm! (ahem, no disrespect to any recently departed loved ones...!) Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
Christine Posted April 11, 2005 Author Posted April 11, 2005 Well, anyway Hetha, ye really should meet Merrydeath. You and her would get along great! For some odd reason she hasn't posted in awhile. Guess she's busy. She's married too, just like you. How nice huh?
Hetha Posted April 11, 2005 Posted April 11, 2005 M' take it, they didn't serve the 'canned' jalepenos, rther the fresh grden grown variety we enjoy so many types o' 'ere...Glad ye enjoy'd the catfish tho..catfish is plentiful 'ere..(M should know..M' love to fish..channelcat is quite tricky tho...but not tricky 'nuff fer me) BTW helpful hint, when they ofa water afta partakin' o' jalepenos...ask fer milk..cools the palette a bit better..water makes it worse... OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"
Capt. Morgan Posted April 11, 2005 Posted April 11, 2005 Those jalapenos have bite!! Reminds me of my first encounter with a habenero... Talk about hot! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
Hetha Posted April 11, 2005 Posted April 11, 2005 Christine Posted on Apr 11 2005, 01:39 AM Well, anyway Hetha, ye really should meet Merrydeath. You and her would get along great! For some odd reason she hasn't posted in awhile. Guess she's busy. She's married too, just like you. How nice huh? Married by proclamation only, been with a man fer seven years..seems 'common law" doesn't count in th' state o' TX anymore...things are a bit rocky right now.. OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"
Christine Posted April 11, 2005 Author Posted April 11, 2005 Funny, Merrydeath's marriage is rocky too. It's like ye both are the same person. Ye too really should talk, it might help.
Hetha Posted April 11, 2005 Posted April 11, 2005 Perhaps M' should at some point....it's a bit o' a touchy subject at th' moment...thank ye fer understanding.. but no, merrydeath and I hev yet to speak, we are diff'rent people... OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"
Captain Jacob Badger Posted April 11, 2005 Posted April 11, 2005 ....... ...... ..... Yes, it be pointy…..and ye be at the wrong side o’ it.
lady snow Posted April 11, 2005 Posted April 11, 2005 never give up hope pphil! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire
Hetha Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 Capt. Morgan Posted on Apr 11 2005, 01:46 AM Those jalapenos have bite!! Reminds me of my first encounter with a habenero... Talk about hot! Aye! Our famed habaneros do hev quite a bite..Our state grows quite a variety o' the lil devils! If ye want somethin' a bit less bitin' ye should try our rellenos stuff'd wit' queso or sweet banana peppers...they are tasty..and don't forget..at least in San Antonio, they hev an extra eatin' utensil...care to guess? Ye hev, th' knife, th' fork, th'servin' spoon of course..but never forget... (looks both ways, before whisperin') :::THE TORTILLA!!::: OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 So I'm walkin out on the strand thinkin a goodly two and a half hour walk by the time I get down the shore I can head back lookin fer big shells. I brought a nice ly duffle in great antic i pa tion hoping the low tide will bring them into site. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted April 14, 2005 Posted April 14, 2005 Mary swaggers in burnt to a crisp and obviously intocicated (sp?) leading a barrel of rum on a string. "here kitty kitty kitty" But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted April 15, 2005 Posted April 15, 2005 Nye a shelll Mary! What be in yer barrel thar lassie? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted April 15, 2005 Posted April 15, 2005 Mary straightens up "barrel diego?" she looks back at the rum. "There be no such thing.... this be kitty.... i found it...." But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Patrick Hand Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 It looks like Mary's kitty is barfin' into Diego's tankard....... eeeeeeewhhhhhh....
lady snow Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 kitty ye say? me thinks ye better look agin - stangest lookin' kitty i e'er did see. and he do seem to be barfin' inna diego's tankard! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted April 18, 2005 Posted April 18, 2005 that's nice! I prefer to use the term "selling BUICKS" but it be only an example of mind alteration in yer minds eye as me tankard be not wit me and pon further inspect I'm not even here either. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted April 18, 2005 Posted April 18, 2005 bad kitty bad! But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Christine Posted April 25, 2005 Author Posted April 25, 2005 *walks along the beach wearing her bikini and a sarong. Heads to the lagoon to just relax til it be time to go to work.....sigh....*
DocF225 Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 **espies Christine in her finery** Ahoy oh lovely one, care to share a bit o sand wi me? I made some delightful crab stuffed mushrooms and a nice rice pilaf. Add in a bit of rum and a fine meal to be sure. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Christine Posted April 26, 2005 Author Posted April 26, 2005 MMmm.....sounds yummy! Sure, I'll join ye. *sits down next to him*
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Twas a most memorable moon in the lagoon this past weeksend were it not? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
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