Laura Silver Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 Aye lass, I hope all your finals FINALLY went well and that while bein home fer a month may not thrill ye, that ye has a great time none the less. Ye said ye were goin out to Minnesota fer part of it? Hope it be fun :) Well, I just got out of me History test and I think it went good. I was able to answer all the questions. I was a bit nervous about the English Monarchs cause I thought I'd said the wrong King issued the Domesday Survey, but when I got back to my room and checked my notes it turned out I was right! Hurrah! Now I just have to do the chem homework and lab and take the test! Then FREEDOM! And I set sail for MN to visit me family and get and give some plunder Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 15, 2004 Posted December 15, 2004 Jesus Mary! Who the Hell doesn't? Get yer sad for all sorry arsed teary eyes out a yer hands and get off the damn couch and go meet a nice guy in a library, or hang out at the local jiffy lube pick yer poison what e'r ya been doin is fer certs not workin out on this continent eh? Like Ireland has stupid men? Just kidding but seriously though! Where is the magical lass in cuffs I remember from The beach of long? Ye must be "barkin at the wrong tree" girl! Go find a new forrest (but not gump) please! If you go back and read all yer posts how many guys on this planet let alone Ireland er gonna want all the unhappy you bring on a weekly basis? Get a new job! Create a new place for you to get some happy into your life. Do something good for someone you don't know. Give a buck to a bum! You must desire a change to implement a change, if what yer doin isn't working stop doin it? Find some self gratification by doing a job well done. Then take it out and smile cause yer worth that smile! Or don't but stop snivling! Holy shit! i'm only going for a vacation this summer for one. And as for the girl you know from the beach of long she is only an illusion i dont have that confidence in real life. I'm just a 19 year old coffee maker. Thats why i go to the fair, to regain that feeling of goddess in a bodice. I wish i could be as beautiful and confident as she is but truth be told i'm not so i guess thats that. As for the library or jiffy lube neither.... guys suck and i'm sick of chasing them. All they want to do is make me sad. I really need to get back into the beer wench buisness (lol) cant beat the attention. However i get three weeks away from the welps at school so i got a little plan to make a good impression next semester. Oh i am so clever. Okay so i i'm not. But you guys are right i'm not myself. I think its all the stress lol well marry christmas. A thought just hit me while i was writing this, if there is a part of me that has that fire deigo described whose to say i dont have it the whole time i just dont let it show. Why? what am i afraid of? Oh great now the questioning begins.... again.... Seriously though i kinda agree with ya diego i need to be that girl. I need to show my confidence, even if that means digging it out from six feet under. One things for sure no more drinking.... for a while (as bad as my writing is its twice as bad in real life). And i need to cut the cigs.... i cant breath.... But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 Mary Girl! We loves ya I knows ya I loves ya even more! Yes dig it out fer certs and carry yer chin high ye be a woman and womens with that whole mystique 'ave the world by the tail. Never gives in never gives yer all! Start treatin them nasty arsed men/boys (you been chasin round) treats 'em like the scurvy scum suckin bildge water drynkin piles o dung they are. Atart a thread and ask all the attending wenches here what the secret is to keepin a man? I might be so lucky so as to add fer the record right here and now that you never give it all up you keep somethin in reserve never let him know 'es the one if thar be no wonder thar might as well be no plunder! Huzzah! Best of seasons greetins little lady you'll get it it comes with age and persistance not to make the same mistakes. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 I thank ye for the boost of confidence lol. To tell you the truth i think it might have worked theres been a weird change in the las couple days. All the guys that have been using me for the past couple months told me i was being either a real bitch or just plain no fun anymore. I had to laugh. I mean they didnt expect me to be there litte toy for ever right? I think they are afriad of me cause i grew a new spine which makes sence because its a lot stronger then thiers. In fact when one of them heard that i have the house to myself this weekend he started his same old song and dance but when i told him i was already having company (i'm lying) he acted all hurt and was practically i dont know begging to come over. I think he just wants to play with my playstation . But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Merrydeath Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 I think its time to repost an old fav of mine.. This is one I pilfered and wrote. I hope someone will make a video of it someday, and give me a bit of credit for it. Its been updated since I wrote it in August. My version of Save a Horse Ride a cowboy save a ship, ride a pirate.... Well I stroll into the room passin out gold dubloons and it kills and it thrills like the figurehead on my ship. and I buy the bar a double round of rum from Doc's blue pouch, and this town ain't never gonna be the same. Cause I raise the sails on my ship an' I sail into the city. I make a lot of noise 'cause the lads, they are so pretty. Ridin' up an' down the harbor on my tall ship, Foole's Gold, And my girls say: "Save a ship, ride a pirate." Everybody says: "Save a ship, ride a pirate." Well I don't give a damm about nothing, I'm sailing and high tailing, While the lads are sucking them Blushing Lasses down! And I wouldn't trade my Ung Foy or my Brethern for your Galleon or your pirate parade! I'm the only Jack Sparrow in this town!! (not true but it sounds good) Well I'm a legend, (now a pirate legend) Thats what Rich said on the deck of my ship, As I was gettin buzzed on Rum out on some back tropical key. We were flying high, fine as wine, Having ourselves a time against the walls an I was going, just as far as he would let me go... But his evaluation of my pirate reputation Had me begging for salvation all night long. So I let him play with my booty and treasures Introduced him to my old parrot One Eye an sang every Jolly Roger song I could think of. and we made love.. An' I raise the sails on my ship an' I sail into the city. I make a lot of noise 'cause the lads, they are so pretty. Ridin' up an' down the harbor on my tall ship, Foole's Gold, And my girls say: "Save a ship, ride a pirate." Everybody says: "Save a ship, ride a pirate." Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 very nice *claps* But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted December 20, 2004 Posted December 20, 2004 Mary, Of the nature of men when there is no challenge there is no need! Same can be said fer women but it's a strength thing that comes from practice and a world of knowin ye be the best because ye just know! (after beating a nationally ranked dart throwin bum we calls it high chin rites) It fer certs comes from practice and if life is a game? then Damn it play to win. Hate to loose! I mean absolutely HATE to lose! My signature is my tell all to that. Be with an aire of dignity and proudness that comes from the inside. When i said go give a buck to a bum that was a cop out! An easy way around really saying "do something fer someone" where there is no expense to you. Give yes. Till it hurts F*** no. Give till it feels good and recharge your humanity in small charges all of them ad up and life goes on! Feel good about yourself because you are! Good! Good? Good! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Mary climbed a very high rock and stood on the summit smiling out looking at the water, the wind picking up bit and pieces of her signature black dress. She could feel the wind carring the smell of the water as it rushed across her face. "Today i am going to start over" whispered with a smile droping a bottle into the water inside it carried a not to some one she had long since lost. "I got to give it up, he aint coming back" she smiled with a sigh and it was on that rock she cryed her last tear for him. "Well tomarrow is another day and i have to get started if i am going to right the wrongs that have pleged me over the last few months. I'm not going to lose Diego. I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE!" But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 Aye good lady and well said and meant of spirit from yer own heart ye be now taking thoise steps outa the lost and into the found ye found yer way and it be a goodly be it known that ye have alot to be proud of most importantly a great handle on the old being anchor cut loose a drift and enterin a new oceanic sized life ahead a ye. Be of safe consequence this holiday little one we be on yer side in all and ever more. Safe harboure to ye. Here the rums not gone! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 "Har har! Merry christmas to all" Marry took out her dancing scarf and began to dance on the rock. But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
privateer Posted December 25, 2004 Posted December 25, 2004 * walks up humming an old tune and sits on an old palm log watching the ocean waves * now this is what I need to relax for christmas. the serinity of the ocean , a bright full moon and a lot of peace. hears wishing everyone a very heartwarming and peaceful christmas !
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 25, 2004 Posted December 25, 2004 "it be christmas and i be wanten to party" But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted December 27, 2004 Posted December 27, 2004 I believe that song ye be hummin was a pirate shanty were it not? By the Artist fomermy known as Prince? "We're going to party like it's 1699" Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
DocF225 Posted December 27, 2004 Posted December 27, 2004 Arrrrrrrrgh... Diego now that little ditty 'll be rattlin about me head for days. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 27, 2004 Posted December 27, 2004 Mary runs in with her scarf dangling from her hips begains to climb a large rock once on the top she screams. "Sorry about that everyone i'm just pissed and confused." But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted December 28, 2004 Posted December 28, 2004 Arrgghhhh That too be a shanty in me beliefe! It be covered most famously by that thar dred zeplin me think the name be "pissed and confused" goes sompin like this: Been pissed and confused fer so long it's not true wan ted a wo man never bar gained fer you lots of people talk few of them know soul of a woman was cre a ted be low Any one remembers it? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 29, 2004 Posted December 29, 2004 "i've heard it..." mumbles mary from the rock sit there croched down like the creature golum. "The reason i am so is i dont see how someone who is in a commited relationship and says that he cant cheat on his girlfriend can cuddle up to another woman. Have feelings for that same woman. Be there for her and care about her. Then turn around and hurt her, the woman hes not dating that is. It boggles the mind." But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 there are a million reasons for the things that people do... Mayhaps tryin to reach past this ones un ability to cast off and hurt yer obvious feeling on the front side is not being considered on the back end. Me thinks 'is own confusion is 'is own problems that aren't ever going to be any different until: one. you confront him in these exact words you share here. and two. you know that friendship doesn't always have to end up in bed. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Captain Tito Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 Aye mateys me has over 200 lbs of fireworks fer New Years to be set off over the lagoon. Anybody wanna help me start settin up? <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span>
DocF225 Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 Been pissed and confused fer so long it's not truewan ted a wo man never bar gained fer you lots of people talk few of them know soul of a woman was cre a ted be low Any one remembers it? Diego ... I believe we're talking about ..Dazed & Confused....off the first album. Tito, only 200#? We need more. Let me check me stash and see what I kin find. Maybe I'll strap my latest case file to one and let it explode, it's already heading for a meltdown. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Merrydeath Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 Tito, be careful with your boom booms.. no getting hurt over a few rockets! Mary, if its troubling you so, then walk away from it. BUT it maybe just a buddy cuddle. I like to hug, and not with any intent than to give a quick You're a Friend hug to someone. What you have to decide is.. can you trust him, has he done this before, and will you let it bother you enough.. good luck lass. (gives her a hug) Doc, why not use it was wadding fer a big cannon blow on the first? Just one good round and BOOOOM, there it goes into confetti. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 there are a million reasons for the things that people do... Mayhaps tryin to reach past this ones un ability to cast off and hurt yer obvious feeling on the front side is not being considered on the back end. Me thinks 'is own confusion is 'is own problems that aren't ever going to be any different until: one. you confront him in these exact words you share here. and two. you know that friendship doesn't always have to end up in bed. Um.... i know that friendship doesnt always end in bed! Excuse me for guarding my heart for once. He just worries me cause he dose have past issues and thats part of what draws me to him. In fact on the above note i have no desire of that nature because i know hes not like that nor is he ready to become involved in that way. But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Captain Tito Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 Tito, only 200#? We need more. Let me check me stash and see what I kin find. Ok we'll see if we can dig up 500LBS!!! Tito, be careful with your boom booms.. no getting hurt over a few rockets! Aye don't be worryin Merry. We'll light em and run away in time!! <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span>
Rogue Mermaid Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 Aye mateys me has over 200 lbs of fireworks fer New Years to be set off over the lagoon. Anybody wanna help me start settin up? Fireworks?!?! WOOO HOO! *Pulls out a blowtorch* I'm ready! Mary luv, try to enjoy your New Years and not think too much on this confusing man. You are a wonderfully fun person I'm sure you have something awesome planned for the big night. If not go make some plans with your mates! Party hard!
Laura Silver Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 ::saunters in, mood soaring, and sees Mary's long face:: Oh dear, more? ::spots the fireworks and grins:: Ah, the celebrations are being planned! ::gestures to a large box half hidden in the woods behind her:: Anyone care for a drink? I made sure to get a right nice variety so everyone could 'ave their fav. Arrr. Me treasure. The Silver lass with a nice....... pair of eyes. Me? Cheat? Steal? Lie? Never! Lass seeking Lad: 100% certified lap warmer looking for one (or more) strapping lad(s) with backbone for rum filled nights and plunder filled days, if interested contact Laura Silver.
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