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Billy is a new crew member?? ye gods.. our ship will certainly be rocking in the seas.

Ya have any weapons, Billy? I am the weapons tender, only mine be concealed. :ph34r:

waves to Sheila, I gots home okay but tired and poor. I need to raid something for more gold... and I got me a pirate to keep for a year or so. Sorry you missed the party for it. Guinness was flowing.

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Aye, Olaf!!! Me agrees wit ya dat dey crewe out dere in Portlando be having more dan dere share o fun. As fer meself, Capt'n. Dey bilge be cleaned out and dey weak spots inna dey hull below dey waterlind be calked an tared. Me has chased out dey bile rats but me must say dat dey dinna give up wit out a fight. Me hada take to one with me beat up cutlass and de damned ting almost got it away wit it. Me was lucky me had me axe wit me andey rat be dead altho me had ter recaulk and tar dey hull a bit 'cause o chasing after dey beast wot was tryin ter make away wit me cutlass. Me tinks dat dey crewe be needin dey rum broken out again. De Blackheart be in de best shape dat it ha bin in fer awhile. Even dey cannon and deck be shinin from all o dey work od der lasses. **winks at Shelia and MerryD** Dey ben puttin dere best endster work hard fer ye. What say ye, Capt'n Hurricane?

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The Blackheart is indeed lookin' to be in fine shape, Animal. Huzzahs to the entire crewe and extra ration of elixir, Olaf! I think we're in fine shape for the upcoming voyages on the log. And lots of pillaging and plundering for the entire crewe to enjoy. And it looks like some nuptials for Merrydeath and Scupper. Animal should be the "next best man" actually, in case Scupper is up to his duties that day... :) After all, isn't Scupper the "best man" that day?

-- Hurricane

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  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
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I will try me best Hurricane Sir. me merry brought up a point though. I'd be a kinda lonely pirate standing on the wharf and watching her set sail with you all. So, may i be signing the articles Sir?

Scupper

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aye.. Scupper is the best man, as far as I am concerned! He does need a second tho, in case he becomes woozy and faints at the sight of cake and rice. This won't be quite a WEDDING, but I think of it as a long engagement.

I am also signing up for the Freemen of the sea, Scupper's home crew. Can you think of anywhere else I would be..then around pyrates OR Free men? or next to me Scupper?

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Signing articles? Of clothing? If that be the case, I got dibs on the bra, fer me e'er growing trophy case. :P

Bring on the rum! :lol:

Welcome aboard, Scupper. Our lil' crewe is growing. *snif* I'm so proud.

Just one thing tho-

WE NEED MORE WENCHES.

The ratio of Pyrates to wenches is unbalanced. I needs counterparts with which to work the room. Them big ol' burly boyfriends ain't so uppity-huffy-puffy once they been 'wenched' real good. Keeps them in happy and their place, and me in the safe zone.

"But I have a boyfriend."

'I'm not interested in him. I'm only interested in you, my dear.'

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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Have or had??

ducks the bucket of water..

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**eyes almost falling out of his head** uhhh nice uuhhh scrubbing, Shelia, yea dats what me means. Welcome aboard Scupper me lad. Great ter be 'avin yer aboard. Hopefully ye can keep dat whip of MerryD's offen me back, altho it don't hurts as much as it used ter.

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my pleasure Animal. Now that we be handfastde, I'm sure she will use it on me from time to time. So what will ye have me doing aboard?

Scupper

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Me tinks dat ye should be in charge o keepin MerryD in line ( if that's possible ). Dey Capt'n will assign ye yer duties but me tinks dat it be a start fer yers.

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Merrydeath kept in line???

are you both mad? that would be like Sheila being chaste..and not chased like me. Or like Siren being saintly. Or Nigel being humble.. :)

Do ya mean ta say me Scupper is on board too?? woohoooo! I gots me a cabin boy!

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BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

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Ahoy, crewe! Yer gettin' ahead of yerselves a bit. Scupper was only askin' to sign the articles... and he's more than welcome too.

Go to http://www.piratesofthecoast.com and follow the join link. You can then fill out the necessary papers and forms (OK, so there's only one simple one). Then we'll be needing yer photo or etching and a short bio. Yer captain reserves the right to write whatever he wants if he don't be likin' yers.

Welcome aboard lad!

- The Captain

-- Hurricane

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http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg

  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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me paperwork be filled out and dispatched. I'll send a pic or better yet let me Merry darling pick one of me. I'll trust in me captain to write a bio worthy of a scalawag like me. Course remember, if Merry don't like it. You'll have to walk the decks at your own peril. LOL

It be a pleasure to be aboard mates!

Scupper

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!

"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."

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Cabin boy or cabin TOY??????

Animal

<_<

there's a difference?

and I'll have to look to see what I have that does justice to me handsome Scupper's face. He is a good-looking rogue.. and is good at just looking too. :)

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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**coming up from the bilge, noticing the crewe dozing off the rations ordered by the Capt'n, he gets a big pan and spoon grom the galley**

BANG BANG BANG

Wake up yer besotten lot. Dere be work ter do ana yer can have no time fer sleeping off self induced headhurts. Where be the Doc wit dey mineral sprits fer dis bunch. Dey says dat a spoon full of meediceene be taken cure o dey headhurts.

BANG BANG BANG

Upa na movin me says.

Animal

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**stands over Shelia with his pot and ladle**

BANG BANG BANG

Nun more tyme fer yer , up an movin. We gots decks ter keep clean and cannons ter clean again. Me has been down in dey bilge fer twe day patchin dey hull sos de Blackheart don sink whilst aal o yas been playin topside. Get ter it.

Animal

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grabs the pot and the spoon, and tosses them down the stairs..

next time it swims with the fishes.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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clear throat..

I asked again about PIP and got an okay from the bilge rat.. as long as I pay most of it.. I can go to PIP!! one less fight. sigh.

Rubs her hands with glee and an evil grin..

watch out Scupper and Nigel and Aminal.. I am on the loose!

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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