Sheila Posted August 25, 2004 Posted August 25, 2004 Darlin Olaf.. I wear Victoria's Secret undies..lots of boosting, very little fabric. Just ask Scupper, or Sheila. I can surely attest to that! :) Myself, I do enjoy the fineries but tend to go with natures bounty. Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Nigel Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 'Tis not only the gift inside, but the wrapping an' ribbons t'be enjoyed as well. Ah yes, the journey IS the destination. By the by, I must've been absent for quite a while.... What does this have to do with walking the plank? Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
Sheila Posted August 30, 2004 Posted August 30, 2004 Why checking for safety my dear Nigel I was begining to wonder about you. Glad you're back!! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Olaf Grumby Posted September 3, 2004 Posted September 3, 2004 Dear sire, Nigel this be like the Hors D'ouves the treat before a wet whench. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours.
Sheila Posted September 4, 2004 Posted September 4, 2004 Dear sire, Nigel this be like the Hors D'ouves the treat before a wet whench. so does that mean we are the entree? Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Merrydeath Posted September 4, 2004 Posted September 4, 2004 and the dessert, Sheila dear. The delightful dish full of sinful tidbits that tempts and lasts all night long, filling your mouth with a taste of heaven.. or the last drink of the night that makes you giggle and fall asleep.. nods. Looks back at Aminal, an sees Doc Wanna eyeing him.. oops. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Dr.Wanna Posted September 4, 2004 Posted September 4, 2004 I found the easiest way to the Animal's heart is a nightly bath in Coconut Rum. Dr.Wanna Dr. Ivana-Anne-Anita Sum Yung Guy My friends call me Dr. Wanna If you are not my friend, don't call me at all.
Animal Posted September 4, 2004 Posted September 4, 2004 mmmmm Coconut rum...... I 'ave me outfit ready fer dey compitition. M etinks dat dey original Animal incarnation would be in order fer de festival. Dey Doc an' me has securred lodgings at dey fine Southernmost Hotel. We be flying in via seagul on the 27th inna dey afternoon. We can 'ardly wait. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!
Nigel Posted September 10, 2004 Posted September 10, 2004 Dear sire, Nigel this be like the Hors D'ouves the treat before a wet whench. so does that mean we are the entree? Well then, entree vous, my dear. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
Sheila Posted September 12, 2004 Posted September 12, 2004 nummy.... Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
hurricane Posted December 8, 2004 Author Posted December 8, 2004 The inaugural National Walk the Plank Championships was a rousing success. Seven brave lads and lasses braved the briny deep and took the plunge from The Schooner WOLF for the glory. Pirate artist Don Maitz was first to go in, doing a fine handstand - good enough for second place in the competition. Jennifer won after shedding her pirate clothes, binding up her arms and diving in in true pirate fashion (she had her underthings on, don't get too carried away with the visuals). Our youngest contestant, at 9, Black Kat, aka Morgan, took third. Photos are on their way. We will see you all next year! -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
OryginalCinn Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 I knew I'd regret missing that! By all means, kill the whelp! ...or at least give him a good flogging. Better yet, let me do it. Flogger * Pyrates of the Coast Bloodthirsty Novelist Pyrate Adventuress
Ross Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 The Captain did a great job running the event. It was well planned and you could tell well thought out. Plus a whole lot of fun. Sir Nigel did a great job as a judge. Paisley looked angelic performing her duties. Lots of fun and laughter. Huzzah! Ross
Olaf Grumby Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 Mayhap a little closer to shore. Fer those less bouyant folks. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours.
Diosa De Cancion Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 Mayhap a little closer to shore. Fer those less bouyant folks. Yes Olaf, next year we already decided to make sure not to lose Nigel or Anyone else to the surf, and instead of swimming to shore, we have decided to make sure eveyone gets back on the boat next time, instead of trying to make their way to shore. But I must say, anyone who wants to beat your demeanor and back flip will have some work on the plank :) maybe next year I can tickle you right before so you can have that ticked off sabretooth look when you take your walk :) Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
hurricane Posted December 8, 2004 Author Posted December 8, 2004 Swagger just sent us this photo... I think it speaks for itself as to how much fun the Walk the Plank Championships were. This is Black Kat/Morgan walking the plank like a good girl (she finished third by the way)... And no, the water color has not been retouched. :) The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
BLACK SKOT Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 Wooo Hoooo!!!!! Black Kat Morgan had fun huh?! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 Paisley, you were above and beyond as the presiding pontiff. And the exchange between yerself and Olaf... Priceless. It was worth almost drowning. I think I would have perished had I not found some Nilla wafers floating in the ocean. Gave me strength enough to make it to the rocks, just in time to see Diosa disrobing and coming in after me. Yes, a very pleasant time. Did I mention I almost drowned? Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 Nigel Posted on Dec 8 2004, 10:29 PM  Paisley, you were above and beyond as the presiding pontiff. And the exchange between yerself and Olaf... Priceless. It was worth almost drowning. I think I would have perished had I not found some Nilla wafers floating in the ocean. Gave me strength enough to make it to the rocks, just in time to see Diosa disrobing and coming in after me. Yes, a very pleasant time. Did I mention I almost drowned? i heard something about diosa disrobing and trying to save you with a sash! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 A sash? is that what it was? I was too busy ingesting copious amounts of seawater. Next time I shall be more attentive. So I guess we all have pretty much figured out that "Nigel" is not the ancient Gaelic word for "fish" LOL Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
BLACK SKOT Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 No mate! Fish you are NOT! LOL! "Guppy"....yes! LOL! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 Nigel Posted on Dec 8 2004, 10:37 PM So I guess we all have pretty much figured out that "Nigel" is not the ancient Gaelic word for "fish" Nigel Male English Champion. From the Irish and Scottish Niall. Nigellus Male Latin Champion. Latinized from the Scandinavian Njal: (Niall) in Normandy. fish??? lmao...don't think soooo not too sure bout champion either "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 At least not in swimming. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
hurricane Posted December 9, 2004 Author Posted December 9, 2004 Here's footage of the actual Walk the Plank Championships as well as some of the action of pirates firing their guts out beachside... http://seearoomkeywest.com/Videos/pirates_...in_paradise.htm Pictured in the video walking the plank are Foulbottom (Don Maitz), Bella Donna (Kristin) and Olaf, the Wanderer. -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 wooohooo we're famous! good show gentlemen! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
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