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That does sound like fun....and even though I wouldn't be able to go this year [Not enough money to afford plane trip and hotel, alas.] I'd have no idea what garb to wear.

Since half my garb is leather based [vest and boots], I'd have to probably either wear just wrap pants or wrap pants and a sleeveless red shirt I have. Probably would depend on the water temperature!

I'm hoping this'll happen next year because [and I say this to myself EVERY year] I'm going to save up and hopefully be able to attend Pirates in Paradies next year.

Hopefully someone will take plenty of photos of the competition for those of us unable to attend can see what it looked like!

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Kilts? Who knows.........Umm *stroking his chin in though*..........

To bad a professional like myself keeps preformance secrets to himself.

You'll just have to wait and see!!!!

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A fine pair of hands I am sure you have. My question is how would you inspect these kilt. Would there be penalties for non-historical presentation.

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My only guideline is that you have to be regimental. If anything besides what you were born with be found under the kilt it shall be promptly removed however I see fit.

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Never fear Sheila, those in kilts better be regimental, or there shall be points removed from their score (in addition to anything you try to remove from their attire) by KW Pirate and myself who will be serving as 'safety oficers' since we have the ability to breathe underwater for long time periods with little metal tanks :) And a lucky thing that is, I figure those who are gutsy enough to go regimental, and happen to hit the water at the wrong angle, will be in a fetal position shortly afterwards and sink like a rock if we don't get them to the surface

And KW Pirate has selflessly offered to go to the rescue of any brave pirate who suffers that fate..... she said something about blowing the life back into them or was it out of them... hmmm... well, I am pretty sure she meant CPR.... :ph34r:

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never been inspecter for kilts, at least not offical one...

and I do grade on a curve..

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so...

you inspect the inspectors?

why didn't I think of that for bodice inspectors!!

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Let me restate my position. I'll will be in search of illegal padding or enhancement. All questionable mammaries will reqiure a close door screening with Animal and I. This inspection will be for both kilts and bodices of the female contestants.

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Darlin Olaf.. I wear Victoria's Secret undies..lots of boosting, very little fabric. Just ask Scupper, or Sheila.

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Olaf, me tinks dat MerryD be dey first one we need to inspect :huh: me tinks dat we'll make a gran pair o inpectors. Stickler fer details. **in real life I was once a prison guard, amazing what people tried to sneak in**

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don't ferget Scupper is along fer the ride.. unless he gets lost on the ship he sails from Connt.

Prison guard?? I think you are over-experienced!!

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