Captain Scurvy Dog Posted June 8, 2004 Posted June 8, 2004 well i could've gone fer admiral but it be too much stress fer jest a few dubloons more a month... & i dosen't like the name as much either as well as it makes me seem older...
Captian Wolfy Wench Posted June 8, 2004 Posted June 8, 2004 I be a captain by name, too. I like t' be captain becuase first of all, I be a woman, and I love t' order me little crewmen around! *cackles and cracks whip* But really, I be but a cabin... girl. Nothin' more... or maybe a sailor, dunno. Captain Wolfy Wench
Stynky Tudor Posted June 8, 2004 Posted June 8, 2004 . . .But really, I be but a cabin... girl. Nothin' more... or maybe a sailor. . . Arr, ya looks like a 'Dread Pyrate' ta me.
Black Hearted Pearl Posted June 8, 2004 Posted June 8, 2004 I be a captain of me own and a sailor. Being a female, I got tired of crewing for others who wanted more than crewing in return for a ride on the wind and waves. Although I can be convinced to crew if the ship is beautiful enough. {If only I lived closer to the Royaliste, } I think the real question should be: Are you a racer or a cruiser? ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
Capt. Flint Posted June 9, 2004 Posted June 9, 2004 Wolfy Wench....... We luvs cabin girls.......... Perhaps I'll change me name to Commodor Flint....... we will have to see......... Flint
PYRATE Posted June 9, 2004 Posted June 9, 2004 Wolfy Wench....... We luvs cabin girls.......... Perhaps I'll change me name to Commodor Flint....... we will have to see......... Flint Ah been a tellin' 'em how ye be one 'o the 'originals' around this roadstead, but wot the Bloody 'eck, the ne'er listen anyhoo!!... ..................Jeeesh! BHP, e'en a camel jockey kin make it 'ere afore summer's gone!..(long as ye load up the camel afore weighin' anchor!) Now, whattya waitin' for, back ta work!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stand Down, and ye may just live...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted June 9, 2004 Posted June 9, 2004 Me mate would have me hide ifin I took off to play with Captain Gary. Don't need a camel, need an au pair, abeit an ugly one though. :) ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
Grendle Posted June 14, 2004 Posted June 14, 2004 Ye needs "a pair"? Pearl, looks like ye already have one, er, two.
Black Hearted Pearl Posted June 15, 2004 Posted June 15, 2004 "au pair" is french (inventors of Maynoise) for a comely lass who watches yer youngins, cleans yer house and trys to steal your mate. That's why she has to be an ugly one. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
Grendle Posted June 15, 2004 Posted June 15, 2004 Non! C'est vraisment? I were making a funny, which has fallen flat, ever dently. Oh, pair/pare an' a comely lass. Peurile, I know, but there you go, bilingual punnery be dangerous waters fer a inter leckshally lightly gunned lugger like meself. Pardonnez mois, ma'am :: knuckle to forehead ::
Capt. Iron Faith Cutler Posted June 15, 2004 Posted June 15, 2004 No worries, Grendle, I got it! And I'm naught but a humble pyrate... Iron Faith A pyrate's life for me.
Grendle Posted June 15, 2004 Posted June 15, 2004 Ah, a dee-termined lass, ye be then? Eye-ron Fayeth. Wand rouse nom de mer ye gots there! My complements to ye, as well!
Captian Wolfy Wench Posted June 16, 2004 Posted June 16, 2004 . . .But really, I be but a cabin... girl. Nothin' more... or maybe a sailor. . . Arr, ya looks like a 'Dread Pyrate' ta me. Aw, thanks, Stynky. ^^ No, Capt. Flint, ye can't change yer name! Pyrate's right, yer one who's definately entitled to the title of Cpatin... yer an original! Well, we'll see how much I like bein' a cabin girl, and THEN we'll see about the name... Captain Wolfy Wench
Capt. Tarkanius De Morte' Posted June 16, 2004 Posted June 16, 2004 Sorry Maties But i couldnt help but Introduce my self. I be Capt Tarkanius De Morte' Of the Pirate Cuttter "Pragadon' Fleet of the Cresent Moon! If any ya Question Me Rank. It will be pistols in the tops! But really I do see your conserne with the title being used and thrown loosly on this forum. I want you all to know however It took me many years of serving from Cabin boy to First mate to earn my Rank and Title of Captain. So to all ye who have no ship and sail no colors! Blast the lot of ya! For all me mates be first rate men before the mast! And to those poor sods who have put the time in and bled as I have Here's to ye! I be Capt Tarkanius De Morte' 7 yr vet of the SCA
privateer Posted June 16, 2004 Posted June 16, 2004 arrr that went a stray. I be between boats as it were ..but many a day is spent on the water in a newport 27 or a catalina. 30 or when I really feel like moving I drag me brothers Nacra down ta belmont shores and fly a hull. as ta the title o' captain tis hard ta say. I've know a few boat owners who I wouldn't trust to to untie a mooring line. (learned that the hardway after snapping the boom from the mast, ripping the traveler out and loosing a man overboard all because I listened to the "captain") and near every time I step aboard my hand be on the till an sett'n the sails . don't know if'n I 'earned the title o' captain or not but tis an internet ocean we be saili'n in these parts an 'aff da fun be liven da dream. good wind 'n plentiful plunder to ya
Captain Raevon Morgan Posted June 17, 2004 Posted June 17, 2004 I aquired me rank when I gave birth t'two, strappin' cabin boys. There be a boat at our port but it be fer fresh water fishin' and belongs t'the first mate.However, we all know who gives the orders in this household! Capt Grey, that is a very good reason of how you received your rank. I receive my rank after I made my ex walk the plank!
Capt Grey Posted June 17, 2004 Posted June 17, 2004 Thankee, lass. We knows the heavy weight o'responsibility, don't we. I may be lookin' fer one o'them "pairs" that Pearl was talkin' about. I be willing t'have a pretty one and take me first mate off me hands before I makes him walk the plank. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature.
William Brand Posted June 17, 2004 Posted June 17, 2004 This be why I follow only the captain most in power at any given moment. ARRRR! Â Â Â
Black Hearted Pearl Posted June 17, 2004 Posted June 17, 2004 Non! C'est vraisment?I were making a funny, which has fallen flat, ever dently. Nay, I understood your humor. However, I also saw it as an opportunity to spout a line from a famous pirate movie. I couldn't resist. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
Grendle Posted June 17, 2004 Posted June 17, 2004 Aye, fergive me there, Parl, fer not notissin' yer bein' doubled over with laffter an'all, an'all. I'll try ta be more obb servant in the footcher, I will. Nay ta be a iggorant bowb ner nuffink, but what movie was that?
Capt. Tarkanius De Morte' Posted June 17, 2004 Posted June 17, 2004 It appears i hold no ground to the ladies of Rank . i tip me hat to ye! Capt Tark
Cap'n Fishking Posted June 18, 2004 Posted June 18, 2004 I captain a couple of small fishing vessels on the Great Lakes. But have crewed on 30+ weeks of tall ship cruises with Windjammer in the caribbean.
Capt. Flint Posted June 18, 2004 Posted June 18, 2004 Kind words Capt. Wolfy Wench.... Don't fret though luv..... With me as Capt. you'll luv being a cabin girl... or a deck wench.. or a miss mast... or ...... oh well...... I assure ye that there will be a great deal of adventure for ye before we ever see land.......... The Capt.
Captain Corrupting Marlow Posted June 20, 2004 Posted June 20, 2004 What can I say- I be a young lass with big dreams of feelin the spray of the see as I sail into the horizon on me very own ship- fer now though I'd settle bein a swabbie- if I could find a ship to hop on... *~~Cap'n~~Corruptin~~Marlow~~* ~~~~Drinks all around!!!~~~~
the Royaliste Posted June 20, 2004 Posted June 20, 2004 Ahoy and welcome aboard!!...Due to your proximity, ye might just contact http://www.TalesoftheSevenSeas.com Tha be lotsa pirates in your nearby waters!
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