Captain Luigi Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Ok, you take one harlot and add a bottle of rum and what do you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Sweetlove Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Freebies for the night iffn' she's a light weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Flint Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 A lightweight??? if an entire bottle of rum qualifies one as a light weight, well..... then call me extra light..... To you Capt Luigi.. I would say you get the following pussywillow cat on hard skin root passed out pleasure frozen rum sickel the king and rye the host and mrs slur and what else I'm not sure but I will think of more later.... the Capt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Sweetlove Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 cat on hard skin root *giggles* ooh! I like that one *nod nod nod* feline and punnish *toasts to the Capt Flint* *then mutters something about those Irish genes of hers being responcible for the lightweight comment* ooh! Unless its a small bottle of rum shared between two? and other thingies that might come up with a harlot and a bottle of rum: ye can practice body shots walking the plank *wink wink nudge nudge* know what I mean? She could go wild and tell ya "Arrrgh! Prepare to be boarded!" ~Though maybe that should be the other way around?~ :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redhand Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 OK again I say... A Warm Tart? A Hot Toddy?? Gee, it's just not as funny the second time around... well, back to the 'ol drawing board...wait that's where I sit everyday! bawdump-bump Redhand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Sweetlove Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 *grins* There's always Body shots... though I suppose after a few of them they become Bawdy Shots? ok, is it just me or does this sound like a filk to the tune of "What do you do with a Drunken Sailor"? Chorus: what do you do with a Drunken Harlot? what do you do with a Drunken Harlot? what do you do with a Drunken Harlot Early in the evening? A bottle of Rum and ye've freebies for th' night... Then ye'll get a cat on a hard skin root... out all night leads to a frozen rum sickel... then ye'll have to add some rum to get A Warm Tart? which all leads to passed out pleasure.... Early in the morning! *snickers* ooh... Thread Hi-jack! Has any one else seen the OH MY GOD! sized bottles of whalers rum at Costco? *faint* *cuddles up amoung the bottles* it's a pyrate's heaven that it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redhand Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Bawdy shots Try aski' fer that next time yer in yer local pub! sounds like more fun than plain 'ol body shots 'scuse while I ship off fer cosco, an pick me up several casks o rum. Got a couple parties I',m hostin' in July. Rum, Tikis an Pirates.. Woo-Hoo! has the makins fer a fine time...... Hmmmm, bawdy shots...that could come in handy!! (evil grin) after all it will be MY birthday! Redhand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Luigi Posted June 29, 2003 Author Share Posted June 29, 2003 Charity Sweetlove...join me crew fer a sing along and we'll sing yer version. I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Give me the wench n' I'll bring the rum n' you take the pictures captn'! Har Har Har! We'll be thrown off this post so fast you wouldn't beleive it! Always ready for a good time n' trouble, Black Jack Shalaq YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The WildHair'd Wench Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Ask her if she plays drums and press gang 'er into me band. She'd probably keep a meter better than what we've been getting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Freebies for the night iffn' she's a light weight. That's got my vote. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadPirate Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Freebies for the night iffn' she's a light weight. That's got my vote. Oh what a Bawdy Bunch of Bilge water balers are yew all. cap'n McCrary of the Great Lakes River Pirates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Oh hell... ye get me! ar harrrrrrrr "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redd Oktober Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 "Freebies for the night iffn' she's a light weight." Or a rich harlot iffn' yer a light weight and she's run off with yer booty. Arrr...just like this one mate o' mine in Hong Kong... YARRR! The Oktober be silent now! Just call me "REDD!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Jeesh!! Guess I never rose to the bait on this 'n.....Well, a bottle 'o rum, and a harlot??..first off, from wot I've been seein', just a half drunk harlot....and then,well, wake 'er up and send 'er off'n the ship like the rest!!!..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Or ya press gang her into service with ye, eh Gary?? heheheheh "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 :) Depends on 'er 'rum' stash, among others.............tehetehe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 Press gangs are fun! A bloody lovely way t' bring on recruits! They 'ave t' suffer wearin' me scarf though.. an' as Luck would 'ave it, I jus' washed it... I do need another one, however. Pullin' my sash off durin' a press gang was bloody difficult. I be lookin' too much like Cap'n Sparrow fightin' with that sword in th' door... "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 That's it mates!!! You've solved me romantical problems!!! I'll just pressgang a couple of drunken harlots!!! When they be bothering me, I just put em ashore. Ah i knew there would be a pyratical solution to me crisis. Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 :) A warning to ye, scupper...Aye thunk I had a similar thing brewin' once...woke up to the two 'o them sailin' away while I wuz sleepin'....didn't even act like they knew a halyard from a mizzen sheet........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Maudlin McCrumb Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 No kidding? For real?? That's horrible!!... kinda scary! You get it under control??? "You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 :) 'O course, but, they wuz 'Tehetehe'ing away,,good sailors too..ye never know....I wuz just their 'port in a storm'...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuttlefish Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Press gangs are fun! A bloody lovely way t' bring on recruits!They 'ave t' suffer wearin' me scarf though.. an' as Luck would 'ave it, I jus' washed it... I do need another one, however. Pullin' my sash off durin' a press gang was bloody difficult. I be lookin' too much like Cap'n Sparrow fightin' with that sword in th' door... But how do you force a ganger to take part the te forums? Just em a taste of the cat? and can I pull yer sash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 :) Methinks Lucky's comment was a reference to a recent 'press gang' during a birthday pirate raid...a 'contract' Shanghai'ing, so to speak......in a really small space... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 Well as I be a scury dog who has had his heart flailed to the quick, I'll sleep wih one eye open and me hand on me cutlass. Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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