Perkeo Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 A pirate captain was on the look out for buried treasure. After months of hard sailing, his ship caught site of land, the land to which his treasure map had been leading. He and his first mate disembarked on the island to search out the buried treasure, which was supposed to lie hidden deep within a swamp at the center of the island. Sure enough, at the center of the island was a swamp, and the Captain and his first mate bravely entered the swamp. Soon the swamp began to get deeper, and the pirate's feet, then ankles, and finally entire leg below the knees was covered in swamp. It was at that time that the Captain banged his shin against something hard. He reached down, searched around, and pulled up a treasure chest. Prying the lock open, the chest revealed gold and jewels beyond imagination! The Captain turned to his first mate and said, "Arrrr, matey, that just goes to show ye, that booty is only shin deep!" Help Pyrate Minicity grow, click a link below! Pyrate Population Pyrate Transportation Pyrate Industry http://pyrate.myminicity.com/sec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 I don't get it... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 That's a big ARRRGGGGGHHHHH from me. Rumba Rue **St. Erroll of Flynn prey for us** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 I heard another one: Q: What has eight legs and eight eyes? A: Eight pirates! Arrgh! Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuthroat Kim Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 Another one: This be the best joke of all time.... A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch The bartender says "Hey, you have a steering whell on your crotch" The pirate says "Arrrr, it drives me nuts!" Take what you can, give nothing back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuthroat Kim Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 Did everyone hear about the Pirate Movie? It was rated arrrrrr! Take what you can, give nothing back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imadrunkenpirate Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 I don't get it... same here... sorry! It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Tito Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 What's a Pirate's favorite vacation spot? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Arrrrrrrrrruba!! <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imadrunkenpirate Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Another one: This be the best joke of all time.... A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch The bartender says "Hey, you have a steering whell on your crotch" The pirate says "Arrrr, it drives me nuts!" HAHA... i love it! Cabinlass Maggie It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Deacon Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 No arg, but a boo hiss will sufice. -------------- "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty well preserved piece without an even a kiss your hand, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, smelling of powder, shouting ARRRG!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Tito Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 "Arrrr, matey, that just goes to show ye, that bootyis only shin deep!" Beauty is only skin deep. NOW I GET IT!!! <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saskia Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Ah, all quality quality jokes... by the way, did you get the "drives me nuts" one from the PotC fandom? I saw it there, anyway... I don't think I know any... good pirate jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Pyrate Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Of course, there are the timeless "ARRR" jokes. How did the pirate become a lawyer? He passed the bARRRRR! What happened when the pirate got caught red-handed? He was ARRRRested! What do you call a pirate who digs up old things? An ARRRRchaeologist! Those are priceless. I tell 'em all the time. Got any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuthroat Kim Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Ah, all quality quality jokes...by the way, did you get the "drives me nuts" one from the PotC fandom? I saw it there, anyway... I don't think I know any... good pirate jokes. Nah Ive just known it for years, and it be my fave joke of all time! All those other "Arr..." ones are great too...I'll have to be tellin me mateys about those as well. Who ever said "boo, hiss": What better jokes do you have??? Take what you can, give nothing back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Pyrate Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Oh man... I have literally hundreds of ARRRR jokes. All of them terrible. There are some great ones here. An example if'n yer too lazy to click on the link: Q: What's a pirate's favorite aspect of computational linguistics? A: PARRRsing sentences. Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond? A: ARRRchetype. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saskia Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 How about... How do pirates defend their country? They join the ARRRmy. What do you call a pirate who likes to make coffee? A bARRista. Oooh and how about this? What would you get if you put pirates in a famous sci-fi flick? DARRRth Vader. Ahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Q. What do a pirate and a pimp have in common? A. They both say Yo, ho! Q: How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A: A buccaneer. Q.Why was the pirate movie rated Arr? A: Because of all the booty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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