Guest Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Sorry Old Chap, We did wonder why you didn't join us.... apparently Mallcom, failed to notify you, or your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail, concerning our impromptu field trip to Africa to hunt tigers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyNell Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 There is an easy compromise to this never-ending argument. When either a male or female is done, put BOTH the seat and the lid down. I hate walking into a bathroom and seeing that gaping "hole" anyway. Especially if it hasn't been cleaned in a while. See, wasn't that easy? finally a little common sense..I mean come on... what the heck is the lid for anyway if ya never close it? “PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.” Ambrose Bierce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I put BOTH lids down just to be spiteful.... In my RV (I live by myself), I leave the lids up... so I don't have to touch either of them most of the time..... if I have to sit, then I put the lid down.... Kinda interesting how by leaving the lids up, I've never fallen into the toilet... If I have to sit, I kinda check first....For some reason.... Women can't do that.... You'll notice that it's the women peeking in here that are sujesting putting down the lids because it looks nicer, or it's cleaner.... Wot... if it's dirty just dump in some bleach, swish it around with the brush and it will be clean the next time you use it... On the subject of bathrooms.... How many men feel compelled to decorate the place... racks for guest towels (right... like I have guest towels...), molded soap (I wanna wash my hands with soap that looks like little sea shells...) and whats with the doll and crocheted dress to hide an extra roll of toilet paper.... the extra roll goes under the sink with the toilet plunger and cleaning supplies.... if it doesn't fit in the medicine cabinet on or under the sink, it probably doesn't belong in the bathroom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I hasten to add that the top need needs to be closed when using facilities devoid of plumbing. It keeps the smell out of or at least greatly reduces the smell in the place. It seems that people complain about the smell of porta-johns and then leave the lid up. Geeze. Molded soap always makes me laugh because its the same as no soap at all. Nobody uses it because they don't want to destory the beautiful molded soap. LOL Juts put a bar of soap there so it can be used. You want pretty? Then get yer arse out of the latrine! Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Personally I do not care about toilet seats left up or down. we both use them, he puts it up and does not complain he found it down, I put it down and do not compalin i found it up. And I do not like little molded soaps. The one thing that does get my goat..the laundry hamper is right there, easy to put dirty clothes and such in..Why does one still throw it on the floor? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I hasten to add that the top need needs to be closed when using facilities devoid of plumbing. It keeps the smell out of or at least greatly reduces the smell in the place. It seems that people complain about the smell of porta-johns and then leave the lid up. Geeze. Yeah.... that's one of my pet peaves also.... Porta-pottys have a pipe that vents the stink out... but people leave the seat up and fill the thing with stink..... And the women that squat so they don't get their bums wet.....and then pee all over the seat.... guys know to use the urinal.... I know that the woman just coming outta the Porta-potty didn't just sit on that wet seat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 finally a little common sense..I mean come on... what the heck is the lid for anyway if ya never close it? Fer make'n Bank Shots!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Fer make'n Bank Shots!! And I'm not saying anything about the rim-shot.....that should follow that post....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Fer make'n Bank Shots!! And I'm not saying anything about the rim-shot.....that should follow that post....... Lad's The club isn't much fun when it turns into a pissin contest. When they spoke of toilet humor they didn't mean actual toilet humor. Now, where are those cigars? Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Today is the FIRST time I have peeked in here and what do I find? Exactly what I expected ...a bunch of potty talk! ...and of course I have to put in my two cents. I do prefer the seat down in the bathroom but that is because my father spoiled us growing up. He was one man with 5 women ...he was outnumbered. Now, as to my own place ...I admit that I am the worlds worse house keeper. However, I made the mistake of watching one of those reports that shows how many germs are spread and how far they are spread when the toilet is flushed ...6 feet. My bathroom is less than 6 feet square! lol So the tooth brushes are too close for my comfort. Add to that the fact that my dog likes to drink from the bowl ...blue water and all ...I don't want the dog but I also do not wish to kill her. So the seat goes down. As to the Port-o-John. PUT THE FEKING SEAT DOWN and if you sprinkle (ladies) clean it up! You won't catch something from the seat so just sit your arse down if you have poor aim! In a woman's defense ...it is just sort of icky to sit on there and it is very difficult to turn around in that little box if you are in garb. Okay ...I think that was all I have to say ...now let's see how long I can stay away again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 stumbling in the dark to go to the bathroom and find I almost fall into the toilet when sitting down....to discover some guy left the seat up............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I hasten to add that the top need needs to be closed when using facilities devoid of plumbing. It keeps the smell out of or at least greatly reduces the smell in the place. It seems that people complain about the smell of porta-johns and then leave the lid up. Geeze. Yeah.... that's one of my pet peaves also.... Porta-pottys have a pipe that vents the stink out... but people leave the seat up and fill the thing with stink..... And the women that squat so they don't get their bums wet.....and then pee all over the seat.... guys know to use the urinal.... I know that the woman just coming outta the Porta-potty didn't just sit on that wet seat.... Excuse me! What about the guys who can't seem to hit the urinal? I've seen pee on the walls, on the floor, everywhere but in the urinal. What, they have a bad aim? Too drunk to hit the target? "Equipment" not long/large enough to make the arc that far....stand closer! And, yeah, in the porta potty, when you're done, PUT THAT SEAT DOWN! Woooheeee, what a smell if you don't! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Sorry Old Chap, We did wonder why you didn't join us.... apparently Mallcom, failed to notify you, or your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail, concerning our impromptu field trip to Africa to hunt tigers.... Byjove I did see a Liger the other day. It's a cross between a lion and a tiger. The animal was the biggest cat I have ever seen. It looked to be even larger than the tiger. It looked like not just your head but your head and shoulders would fit into the maw of that beast. Of course this leads one to only one conclusion, there's some pervert out there mating lions and tigers. Which means they are a mere step away from mating lions and tigers and bears! Oh, MY! Did you bag any tigers on your trip? I understand that there are some in Giza near the West Bank of the Nile. After paying admission you will find them all neatly kept in an enclosure. You don't even need beaters for this one, an easy kill they be. Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 We never spotted any tigers on the hunting trip to Africa, (Nigel says that they should have stripes and not be spotted, but I digress...) We did find a smashing bar with a wonderful view of Mount Kilimanjaro...,that served perfect gin and tonics.... so the trip was a rousing success.... Oh by the by..... don't be too concerned about all of the strange women in the men's bathrooms.... the servants have been instructed to escort them off the premises if they try to place a bowl of shell shaped hand soaps on the sink, or a little carpet on the lid.... Silly women, we don't tell them to leave the seat up in the girly-girl club, but they feel so compelled to come in here and tell us how we should do things their way.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 We never spotted any tigers on the hunting trip to Africa, (Nigel says that they should have stripes and not be spotted, but I digress...)We did find a smashing bar with a wonderful view of Mount Kilimanjaro...,that served perfect gin and tonics.... so the trip was a rousing success.... Oh by the by..... don't be too concerned about all of the strange women in the men's bathrooms.... the servants have been instructed to escort them off the premises if they try to place a bowl of shell shaped hand soaps on the sink, or a little carpet on the lid.... Silly women, we don't tell them to leave the seat up in the girly-girl club, but they feel so compelled to come in here and tell us how we should do things their way.... RIGHT YOU ARE! Maybe we should just tell them to piss-off? More of an instruction than an insult as it were. Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Ahem, we're not telling you to put it down in your own club. You can do what you like in your private little space. It's only when you're outside, in the real world, that we ask for a little civility. Is that so hard? Oh, and just for the record, I don't use funny shaped soap, frilly decorations, or rugs on the seat. I don't do cutesy. And, I do live with a man (A mighty fine one, at that.), so I acknowledge our anatomical differences when it comes to the use of the bathroom. However, he was raised with sisters, so was taught at an early age to put the seat back down. BTW, Patrick, glad to hear your African expedition was a success. Might we expect some tintypes of your adventure in the dark continent? A few ripping tales, perhaps? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Oh, and just for the record, I don't use funny shaped soap, Well fer the record I do use funny shaped soap. It's shaped like a brick, but you can't use it like a brick because yer wall would melt in the rain. Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 And if brick shaped soap is good enough for Kaiser Wilhelm III , the Prince of Wales and Rudolf Valentino, by George, it's good enough for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Yeah, and if you suspect anyone of being a Vampire, you can always shove your soap brick in their mouth...but I'd still run, since eventually it will melt, and the Vampire lock will be null and void. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Yeah, and if you suspect anyone of being a Vampire, you can always shove your soap brick in their mouth. I thought that is what you did to children that used dirty words.... wash their mouths out with soap.... Does anyone do that anymore? or is it child abuse and the reason we have so many foul mouthed kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 "I thought that is what you did to children that used dirty words.... wash their mouths out with soap.... Does anyone do that anymore? or is it child abuse and the reason we have so many foul mouthed kids?" Naw I believe it is a felony now. Kids know they can call abuse for almost anything and get away with it. The snot nosed lil brats. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graydog Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Kids know they can call abuse for almost anything and get away with it. The snot nosed lil brats. There's no such thing as a tough child— if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. -W.C. Fields Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salty Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 personally i perfer the kids with BBQ sauce, cuts down on the foul mouthed taste and makes a lovely marinade. Mud Slinging Pyromanic , Errrrrr Ship's Potter at ye service Vagabond's Rogue Potter Wench First Mate of the Fairge Iolaire Me weapons o choice be lots o mud, sharp pointy sticks, an string Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I just use them live 'n flop'n about; ye just run th' hook through their nose (these days they be pre-drill'd there anyhow, if not then check their tongue or even their eyebrow) then toss them over, pay th' line out 'bout twenty or thirty yards 'n troll till ye gets a bit oh, 'n always piss aft to the stern, unless ye be sail'n backward ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 BUMP!!!! I thought I would bump this just because. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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