the Royaliste Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 Walks in the stall, wonderin' whether the same logic applies at Xmas, when the whole dang harbor hangs reindeers all over the boats, and stands on decks, carrolling... mulls over the potential for so many targets, starts nite-time gunnery drills in anticipation of the 'Xmas boat parade'! :)
Zephyr Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 Aye! ye got it sir! ther interfer'n with yer right ta' expressyerself and yer religious practice (I do think this qualifies as religion...defined as a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature and purpose of the universe!....involving ritual observence devotional practice etc.....)...as guaranteed by our constitution (tha script not the ship...though that might come in handy too........) Personally I'm quite amused (use sickened on a bad day (hormones)) by the by the mentalcontractedness of those who think their practice is the only one. Senna works well. hang reindeers? sound verrry pagan....verrry pagan indeed and as fer Santa....and his Elves....and the 25th being the old pagan wintering celebration from very ancient time.........well...........
the Royaliste Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 "They're welcome ta fly by, they'd jus' best stay outta elevation 'o the gundeck!".....Fires swivel at reindeer silhouette.."Hmm, not too bad!"
Coastie04 Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 wonderin' whether the same logic applies at Xmas, when the whole dang harbor hangs reindeers all over the boats *Reply to above on the last remaining TP in the stall... I can see it now, Xmas comes around, and there's a reindeer hangin' by the gaff, another tangled in th' braces. Half a sleigh in th' mizzen top with not but a Santa hat left of the jolly old man. And, if'n ye get's lucky, ye may have a new port running light with a rack. *Salutes the hypothetical memory o' Fred, shakes, secures from dewatering detail an' leaves. Coastie She was bigger and faster when under full sail With a gale on the beam and the seas o'er the rail
the Royaliste Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 Nods ta Coastie, on me way back in...Fixin' to hang 'Ded Fred' up inna crow's nest, a' lookin' fer more 'o 'is Majesties finest, be needin' a good lookout, methinks.....Starts wirin' 'Fred' wif' 'is own weapons, so's next time it be 'even steven'.....
Saber Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 Ole Saber looks at the tree with his and Quills name on it and smiles. "Yup, I do loves her"
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 You know the dred pirate Black JackWho claims to have a furry back. Well I took the big lug Used his back for a rug And gave his bare ass a good smack. Ahhh...I see me lassie is back in da saddle again! (or should I say...Stirrups)! Yer ready ta get rowdy again? :) Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 18, 2003 Posted November 18, 2003 Hooded n' tied twas' Captn' Weaver n' I Noosed at our necks atop a gallow so high. The justice raised a ruckuss, that we'd go to hell in a bucket. Da Captn' yelled, "An we're enjoyin' da ride"! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
captweaver65 Posted November 19, 2003 Posted November 19, 2003 Hooded n' tied twas' Captn' Weaver n' I Noosed at our necks atop a gallow so high. The justice raised a ruckuss, that we'd go to hell in a bucket. Da Captn' yelled, "An we're enjoyin' da ride"! thinkin hmmm...what do I do with a pirate who knows me only weakness? gotta either love im or kill im made my choice :) Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions
Zephyr Posted November 19, 2003 Posted November 19, 2003 so ye'll be hangin the reindeer by Freds noose? still amused by the idea of mulling over the holiday decorations...good pun Captain Sir.......seems to have missed most targets though
the Royaliste Posted November 20, 2003 Posted November 20, 2003 Comes back in to the privy, steps in something, but, not much caring, he replies.."Eck, no!!....The Bloody reindeer's RRRR on the flippin' Stinkpotters boats!.. (sailor jargon for powerboat)...Aye jus' plan on swivel-gunnin' 'em offa the decks!!! Finishes up, a dribble or two 'ere an' there, an' rubs 'em away wif' me boot....leavin'
Hellava Posted November 20, 2003 Posted November 20, 2003 Loved all the clever little ditties... who'd a thunk dread pirates so witty... when all's said and done.... reading it's been great fun.... keep writing on the wall of this here privy! The Gates of Hell are flung open..... from the firey mist steps forth....The Legend.... The woman everyone warned you about.... They didn't exaggerate! ~~SAVE THE ROYALISTE~~
Zephyr Posted November 20, 2003 Posted November 20, 2003 sigh...noose is a great idea.............slips back to the sixties...t shirt save the "Sausalito One! Ded Fred ......long may he hang! Equal rites fer pyrates!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 Hooded n' tied twas' Captn' Weaver n' IÂ Â Noosed at our necks atop a gallow so high. Â Â The justice raised a ruckuss, Â Â that we'd go to hell in a bucket. Â Â Â Da Captn' yelled, "An we're enjoyin' da ride"! thinkin hmmm...what do I do with a pirate who knows me only weakness? gotta either love im or kill im made my choice :) Kill me lovingly.......please! Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 Ol' Black Jack never claimed to be the sharpest tool in the shed. So at birth Neptune blessed him with the proper tool for bed. He also learned ta plunder n' also learned ta sail. And some whar along da way, he learned ta love his ale. He got hooked up with Captn. Weaver in the southern Med. Now they're both at the end of a rope , hangin' til' they're dead. :) :) YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 Captain Weaver, Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ol' Black Jack's pasted out in his hammock. He had a 1/2 bottle of Captn' Morgan in the fridge for two weeks now. They were starin' each other down for a while now. I guess Black Jack blinked n' the Captn' won. He's being on vacation his week and next week so he's been in rare form lately.....Geeeezzzzz. Real rare form. First mate "Shanghai Sooz" YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
captweaver65 Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 Ol' Black Jack never claimed to be the sharpest tool in the shed. So at birth Neptune blessed him with the proper tool for bed. He also learned ta plunder n' also learned ta sail. And some whar along da way, he learned ta love his ale. He got hooked up with Captn. Weaver in the southern Med. Now they're both at the end of a rope , hangin' til' they're dead. :) :) *whispers* that's a right beautiful poem...in its own twisted way. thanx for the heads up,sooz. that frosty morgan's is aweful hard ta resist. Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions
RyannMacGregor Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 Laid in her berth, in the deepest of sleep, Feelin’ as miserable, as the sea is deep. Sniffly and sneezin’, coughin and wheezin’. Curled under the quilts, in a big ole heap. Not til this mornin’, did she raise, A little deep voiced, to face the sun rays, For the celebration, full of liquid libation, Not to miss one of Scupper’s birthdays. *sniffle* Captain of The Morrighan.
Rumba Rue Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 <takes knife out and etches a deep RR on the other Handicapped stall> Rumba Rue **She's a pirate wench if she's got RR on her quarters**
the Royaliste Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 "RR!..Ye gotta good eye, thar, lass!!!".... (The initals RRRRRn't bad, either!)
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted November 21, 2003 Author Posted November 21, 2003 Arrrrr yer sick too, eh Ryanne? Misery love comp'ny lass!! Ill 'Quill lay in her bed Bottle o' Pepto by her head Glad just this once at least T'wasn't aboard the Royaliste For had she been, one thing be certain At sea her belly woulda been hurtin' And she'd not lookt like much of a pirate girl leanin' o're the railin' havin' t' hurl! And it would be embarassin' anyhow T' pull into port with barf on our bow! So just this once when me belly say ouch I'll keep me arse home on ye' olde couch! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com
RyannMacGregor Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 Arrrrr yer sick too, eh Ryanne? Misery love comp'ny lass!! Aye Quill. *sniffle* Anyone else would take Cold Tylenol, But I much rather drown in alcohol. P.S. When the toes 'r cold 'n numb, warm em with hot butter'd rum. Captain of The Morrighan.
Hellava Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 Oh what a frightful plight.... our pirates be feeling not right..... mumble and cough and wheeze.... mutter and sniffle and sneeze.... for sure they be a pitiful sight! The best thing to cure all your ails.... is a deep breath an'a hardy wail.... "through the lips, over the tongue.... look out stomach here it come" lots of rum'll put the wind back in yer sails! :) The Gates of Hell are flung open..... from the firey mist steps forth....The Legend.... The woman everyone warned you about.... They didn't exaggerate! ~~SAVE THE ROYALISTE~~
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 Okay,Okay ,Okay....If I pinched, bit, spanked or fondled anyone last nite. I suppose I owe ya's an apology. And if by some chance any of ya's enjoyed it....Yer welcome. Once again Captain Morgan marooned me wit nuttin but a headache n' a queezy stomach.....what a guy! Shhhhhhhh. Me heads a bit sore taday. Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted November 22, 2003 Author Posted November 22, 2003 *'Quill, pulls out her "dagger". (She always pulls out a "dagger" in the privy rather than a "dirk" because "dirk" could so easily be misspelled with catastrophic consequences by a wench who often types too fast for her own good.) So with "dagger" in hand, LOL, she begins to carve a challenge to all the other pirates to answer...* So ye' think ye' were born to be a pirate eh? So how do ye' know? I know I was born ta be a pirate cuz me Mum powdered me bum with gunpowder!!! ARRRRR!!! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com
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