Perkeo

If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture.

- Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)

Author: Jack Handey

I made macaroni with a 4 cheese pasta sauce and slices of sausages.

gum drop bottons

my follow-up question to yours...LOL

Why is it when you need to start a big project you never have the time?

My halloween face.

Until the end of the month I'm a dispatcher for AAA hoosier motor club. I'm quiting that job and going to work for a contractor doing light service work (jumpstarts, tire changes, fuel delivery, lock-outs). I'll be able to work from home.

I got into pirates because of one word......RUM!!!!!!

Well, I'm some what kidding. I've been in the SCA for a while and I wanted a new direction from every one else. (I'm still a Viking at heart) But I started doing research on piracy in the late 1500's about 8-10 years ago and decided to go that route. I'm not a "golden-age" pirate but I am a captain employed by one of the greatest pirates of the time....Granuaile (Grace) O'Malley.

Actually, in the period my persona is in we don't have rum yet (sigh) but we do have whiskey and wine!

“Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.”-Earl Wilson -

I'm sitting in my chair with a heating pad on my back...my lower back has hurt for 2 days now.....ugh.

A friend of mine told me that he heard a guy at one of his jobs sleeping when the boss walked by and tapped him on the shoulder he jumped up and said aloud...."Amen". The boss walked away saying "oh, sorry to disturb your prayer. I don't know if it's true but it made me laugh.

I wouldn't mind taking some off your hands.

Has some one stollen our Booty?!?

“Come in the evening, or come in the morning; Come when you're looked for, or come without warning.”-Thomas Osborne Davis -

Welcome to the Pub!

LadyBarbossa there is a shot called Irish Pirate/Seaman made with Spiced Rum and Irish Cream....it is quite delectible.

The other day at work one of my female co-workers was bugging me while I was talking on the radio to a driver and getting information from a member (I work at AAA) and when I finally got off the phone I looked at her and yelled "Wench will you please leave me alone." Every one around me just kinda stopped and looked at both of us not knowing what to say....I started laughing.

You know you think about pirate stuff too much when ever you go shopping and only buy stuff that has skulls on them.

I've not registered yet but I WILL be going and bring'n my best drink'n buddy.

Coffee with lots of sugar and a dab of Vinilla/carmel cream.

Sits down at the table and places a bib in his shirt coller and grabs a knife and fork.

"Am I too late?"

Getting home from the bar.

Tiger

Mummy

Monk

Pixie

Storm Commando (80% done)

Tuskin Raider (50% done)

I think I'll be looking for the "Booty 4 Less" store.

fire

“If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like 'Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.”-Jack Handey -

Cooking some Corned Beef, Cabbage and potatos.

A friend of mine was in Germany and read this story she thought of me and told our other friends the story and they thought of me so it stuck.

There was a Vat placed under the care of Perkeo, an Austrian dwarf who served as Court Jester and Royal Wine Keeper.

It was suggested that Perkeo could drink 18 bottles of wine a day. So fond was he of the “fruit of the vine”, that legend says Perkeo died when he took a drink of water instead of his usual glass of wine.

Ok, the reason she thought of me is because I can out drink most of my friends and I refuse to drink water when I've been drinking....unless....it is mixed with a really good whiskey.