Perkeo

Most pirates have A.D.O.S.

Attention deficite....Oooooo Shiny!

I find it very very hard to figure out which one is my favorite so I'll pick:

D. all the above

Do it trembling if you must, but do it ! - Author Unknown -

If I can't sleep I just go to my favorite bar and help them kick every one out then take out the trash then sit around drinking until 1st shift comes in to make us breakfast (french toast dipped in Baileys washed down with a bloody mary). <---true story

'Curiouser and curiouser!' cried Alice.

'But then,' thought Alice. 'shall I never get any older than I am now? That'll be a comfort, one way--never to be an old woman--but then--always to have lessons to learn!'

`Who are YOU?' said the Caterpillar.

This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, `I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.'

`Now, I give you fair warning,' shouted the Queen, stamping on the ground as she spoke; `either you or your head must be off, and that in about half no time! Take your choice!'

Us men are good at that sort of thing...

My new job keeps me up kinda late. I go on call around noon and stay on call until around 2am. When I get home I'm up until at least 4am before passing out in the chair. So far, no drool on the keyboard.

Horrors! 365 scary stories.

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. - George Burns

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.- Gracie Burns

Here is one of mine I have 4 The Pirate Pub

Great! now I have a hankerin' for some bologna! Evil pirates!

Sounds klike me Perkio ...someone ELSES cooking. I love to cook but I don't cook for myself so I am not in the habit of cooking. When I have company from out of town we either go out or they cook! Isn't that just ...wrong?!

That is exactly what I do. I would rather show some one the town then cook something at home.

I love the smell of a freshly corked bottle of wine.

I love the smell of some one else cooking...

Hobbs has a very very good point!

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ~Albert Einstein

bedtime stories

Ok, here we go.

"Tanner! This entire city is infested with killer cockroaches! I repeat: killer cockroaches!"

Haggis and soda bread

Haggis from MacNivens Pub

Gas price of $2.98 per gallon

Amanda B., my freind that's pregnant

My sister Caywick

plumber's crack

"Oh! Pilot! 'tis a fearful night,

There's danger on the deep,

I'll come and pace the deck with thee,

I do not dare to sleep."

"Go down," the sailor cried, "go down,

This is no place for thee;

Fear not! but trust in Providence,

Wherever thou mayst be."

"Ah! Pilot, dangers often met

We all are apt to slight,

And thou hast known these raging waves

But to subdue their might."

"It is not apathy," he cried,

"That gives this strength to me,

Fear not but trust in Providence,

Wherever thou mayst be.

On such a night the sea engulphed

My father's lifeless form;

My only brother's boat went down

In just so wild a storm;

And such, perhaps, may be my fate,

But still I say to thee,

Fear not but trust in Providence,

Wherever thou mayst be.”

-Thomas Haynes Bayly,

I wouldn't miss my mind...I lost that years ago.

I would miss Fast food, chips and salsa, being able to be lazy etc.

“All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned—the biggest word of all—look.”

“Most of what I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandpile at Sunday school. These are the things I learned: Share every”

-Robert Lee Fulghum -

I've got some Gevalia's Amaretto.....mmmmmmm

getting lucky

From Dusk till Dawn....just watched it on HBO....