Perkeo

I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever get an issue of the magazine.

Sounds like a blast to me!

We had such a GREAT time!!!! Thanks for inviting us. We are looking forward to doing more events like this. We talked about it all the way home.

I'm still trying to figure out how to upload the videos but for now here are the pictures I took: Santa Maria 09/20/2008

I am sooooo ready for this event. YEAH!!!!! Extended ITLAPD!!!!!

I'll know more about going to this event when it gets closer. I might take you up on the camping.

Where was this festival when I lived in Wentzville?

I may have to road trip this event. It's only about 4-5 hours away.

Last night was dinking on the porch with my neighbor night. The only problem was I didn't have a lot of alcohol...little of this, little of that. So, the night started off with rum and mountain dew then ran out of rum. Switched to whiskey and mountain dew then ran out of whiskey. Finished the night/morning off with vodka and mountain dew. Stopped drinking around 6am when the sun was coming up.

Last night I was up until 6am but I couldn't post because I was too drunk....LOL

The Pirates Charles!

Movie: A Prairie Home Companion

Artist: Woody Harrelson

Song: Bad Jokes

(Feat. John C. Reilly)

The blind man's seeing eye dog

Pissed on the blind man's shoe

The blind man said, "Here Rover,

Here's a piece of beef for you."

His wife said, "Don't reward him.

You can't just let that pass."

The blind man said,

"I gotta find his mouth,

so I can kick him in the ass."

Chorus

Bad Jokes,

Lord I love them.

Bad jokes,

Can't get enough of 'em.

Oo oo oo whee,

Bad jokes for me.

You got one Dusty.

I got one Lefty.

Let's hear it.

When God created woman,

He gave her not two breasts but three.

When the middle one got in the way

God performed surgery.

Woman stood before God,

With middle breast in hand.

Said "What do we do,

With the useless boob?"

And God created man.

Bad Jokes,

Lord I love them.

Bad jokes,

Can't get enough of 'em.

Oo oo oo whee,

Bad jokes for me.

Gramps turned 80 the other day,

And everybody was there.

And he was dressed up in a brand new suit,

Sitting in his big lawn chair.

When a beautiful young naked woman,

Stood up in front of the group.

She offered gramps some super sex ,

And he said, "I'll take the soup!"

Bad Jokes,

Lord I love them.

Bad jokes,

Can't get enough of 'em.

oo oo oo whee,

Bad jokes for me.

You ready for another one?

Yea, lay it on me.

Ole went to the neighborhood dance,

And he won the big door prize.

Was a toilet brush,

And he took it home.

And the next week one of the guys,

Said, "Ole, how's that toilet brush,

The one you won from the neighbors?"

Ole said, "Oh, it works pretty good,

But I prefer toilet paper."

Bad Jokes,

Lord I love them.

Bad jokes,

Can't get enough of 'em.

Oo oo oo whee,

Bad jokes for me.

The farmer had a champion bull,

Bred 200 times a year.

The farmer's wife said, "200 times!

Isn't that wonderful dear?

Maybe you oughta watch 'em

Maybe he'll show you how."

The farmer said, "He's a heck of a bull,

But it wasn't all with same cow."

Come on now.

Bad Jokes,

Lord I love them.

Bad jokes,

Can't get enough of 'em.

Oo oo oo whee,

Bad jokes for me.

You gotta another one Dusty?

Actually I do.

You hear about the viagra shipment that got stolen?

No, who they think did it?

Well they don't know,

But they're on the lookout for hardened criminals.

You got another one?

I got another one Lefty.

Sven said to his friend,

"O, I think my wife died."

His friend said, "O, what do ya mean you think?"

"Well, the sex is still the same,

But the dishes are stacking up."

Hey Dusty.

Yea Lefty.

Did you know that diarrhea was hereditary?

No, I didn't.

Yea, it runs in your jeans.

Hey, uh, Lefty.

Yea, go aheadin.

Why do they call it PMS?

PMS, well I don't know why?

'Cuz Mad Cow was already taken.

Hey, Dusty.

Yea, Lefty.

What do you get when you cross

Holy water with castor oil?

I don't know Lefty.

What do you get?

A religious movement.

Hey, uh, hey, Lefty.

What did the elephant

say to the naked man?

What'd he say?

"It's cute, but can you really breath

through that thing?"

[Come on.]

Bad Jokes,

Lord I love 'em.

Bad jokes,

Can't get enough of 'em.

Oo oo oo whee,

Bad jokes for me.

Bad Jokes,

Man I love 'em.

Bad jokes,

Can't get enough of 'em.

Oo oo oo whee,

Baaaad, Whoo

jokes for meee.

[Hey!]

*Stands up and faces the group*

Hello me name be Perkeo and I'm addicted to Pyrate movies.

*Sits back down*

I've gotten some pretty good ones from here: Myxertones. Just put a search for 'Pirates'.

You might have to sign up for an account but it doesn't cost anything.

I am a Talent!

Talent: 69%

Lifer: 41%

Mandarin: 28%

Happy B-Day Mr. Hand!

::looks at Perkeo cautiously::: Do I have t' ensure that ye, too, won't be diving into m' spirits? Would hate t' slice off yo'r hand like I did with Pete Straw after he drank m' rum!

:::Runs to look at Perkeo's profile; curious what that drinking story be:::

Yes, Matt... ye be right. Practically every pic of Perkeo... he's drinking! LOL...

~Lady B

Have you not heard the meaning of me flag?

You know the one over there below me name.

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It's two skeletons toasting each other with alcohol with an hour glass between them.

skeletons= death toasting death

hour glass= time running out

Translation: Time is running out I've come to kill your alcohol!

I love how Perkeo always has a drink to his mouth. True Pirate !

Aye, it goes along with me background story. I put a sample of it in me profile.

Some pics of me at PyrateCon.

Perkeo in the white furry hat.. too. 

I love my thrum cap. I got to educate a lot people about it all weekend. The pyrate next to me is my buddy Grizz.

We both had a great time and looking forward to next year.

Great pics every one.

I still have more pics coming as soon as I can track down Grizz.

I didn't make it to the auction.

I had soo many people taking a picture with me. I think I need to make up some cards next year so I can get copies of them....LOL

I made it back with just a few hallucinations in the wee hours of the morning drive.

It's funny how a 4 lane highway can turn into just 1 lane.

I got home around 5am. Slept for about 5 hours and I'm back to work.

PyrateCon photos.....more to come!

I'm leaving in 1 hour!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it's 1:45am and I'm still awake. I need to go to bed so I can get up early to get my paycheck, cash it and get ready for PyrateCon. I'm leaving in under 12 hours.

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. -Edgar Allan Poe

Through my kitchen window

I see all sorts of things

Some that travel on the ground

Others on their wings

The Hawk the Owl and Bobcat

All hunt the cottontail

The deer and turkey amble by

It is a busy trail

I wonder how many things we miss

Throughout our busy day

Because we do not take the time to look

Through those windows in our way

Bo

Amen!

When ever my friends tell me they feel like they are down or stuck in a rut. I tell them to go to a place they always go to but go at a different time of day/night. It gives them a little more perspective about life.

Thursday: Partly Cloudy High: 76° Low: 65°

Friday: Scattered T-storms High: 75° Low: 55°

Saturday: Sunny High: 79° Low: 62°

Sunday: Sunny High 82°F Low 68°F

Over all it looks to be a grand weekend for partying!

RED DEATH

Combine equal parts of Crown, Absolut and Grand Marnier with just a splash, or a little more if you want, of cranberry juice in a shaker with ice.

Shake until chilled.

Serve in a shot glass. \_/

(Warning: should not drink more then 2.)