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Happy birthday Lass and I hope ye are spendin it with someone close to yer black little heart . cap'n Morgan would be good yes ? Oh an yes Marshmellies to... :)

Firing the Queen Anne is MUCH more enjoyable outdoors than in a firing range. I just shot of 3 rounds out in the field, as a tribute to TLAP Day!

ARRRRRRRR!!!!!

I find that if I load just a wee tad more than 30 grains of powder, I get a beauty little "FFFWWWMMMPPP" sound that goes nicely with the "BOOM" !!!!! It's only a little more powder... Target practice on a big bag of popcorn... works nicely, and feeds the birds at the same time.

And the smell !!!!!!! And the smoke !!!!!!!!

OH! This is far better than loading hollow-points in a six-shooter!

I'm in LOVE !!!!!!!

I am glad that ye are enjoyin yer new prize Lass as fer shooting muzzle loaders indoors I prefer the out of doors me own self . I likes to shoot upwind of all them modern smokeless rifles just to let em know which way the wind is blowing.

Mary had a little sheep

Of which wth her she took to sleep

The sheep turned out to be a ram

Mary had a little lamb ..

There once was a man from Darjeeling

Who's morals were rather revealing

He read on the door don't shit on the floor

So he casually shat on the ceiling...

Greetins there KindHeartedKylie As our Lucky Penny Hawkings says there be Pyrates here an if ye are'nt careful ye may learn more than ye wanted to so enjoy the cruise an welcome aboard .

Well Jamaica Rose I wish thee a happy an rambunctious rollicking birthday which is best celebrated with a round of rum or two.

Not havin me own page I won't be addin to yer site mate but I wishes ye well on yer endevour .

If yer lookin fer something different maybe ye should be askin the barkeep fer a " RUMFUSTION" its a little something that gentlemen of fortune would drink just to enertain their feller pyrates.

The last tyme I played with Tequila I spent two days in the scuppers with the staggers and jags I guess yer not supposed to drink that many shooters of cactus juice after quaffing the better part of a bottle of cockspur rum by yerself . The taste of tequila still gives me the willies ... :) If I stick to the mother rum everything works just fine the next day .

You can always tell when a Scottsman is up tae no good by the tilt in his kilt .

A woman once asked a Scottsman what was worn under the kilt . and he said " Nae Lass there is naught worn under the kilt everything is in perfect working order. "

There once was a man from bombay who fashioned a c*nt out of clay the heat from his prick turned the clay into brick and it wore all his foreskin away :) ..

Sounds like a great idea... I can put an entire separate section entitled:

Initiation Rites & Pub Management

New to the Pub or have a 'newbie' pyrate inquiry? Please post here first! Additionally, use this section to post questions and comments about the Pub to the moderators.

Whadya think?

I thinks that is a great idea there mate an it will give the new crew members a chance to say hello an to stand review of the rest of the crew and a chance to get some of the initiating an leg pullin done all in one spot on the forum :)

Greetins there Cap'n I am very glad to see that yer expedition were a successful one an I hope that ye aquired a fair amount o treasure fer yer effort ." Treasures bein pics and or mpegs ." And oh by the bye has ye been to the site of baum and konig clasic yacht brokers ? there a ship , frigate to be exact fer sale "152' frigate replica built 1997 . " I am sure you will recognise her when ye see's her Cap'n . She got me droolin fer sure...

I'm thinkin it may not be a bad think fer em to have a berth of their own so to speak an I wouldn't be opposed to sending them aloft fer their first tyme onboard an I lay to it a little tyme in the scuppers aint never hurt no one . This all bein suggested in a friendly an welcoming manner an such . :)

I knows that this is slightly of topic cap'n but did thee know that the Grand Turk is up for sale ? Check out Baum and konig brokerage . she is right pretty she is ...

There once was a man from Vancouver who tried to make love to a hoover , he got quite the shock when he shoved in his cock and no he is pushing up clover .

And thanks the avatar is a little somat that I had lyin around.

A sailor puts into san fransico after 10 months at sea and heads into the first brothel he comes to . He puts $400. into the Madame's hand and says that he wants the ugliest woman in the house and the madame says that for a $100. more he could have the best room in the house and the most beautiful girl in the house. To which the sailor replies " Madame you missunderstand me I'm not horny I'm homesick ..."

Just finishing up Long John Siver by Bjorn Larsson ,also bin readin Tom Kringles diary that bein the life an tymes of a young feller whats gone to sea in the 1800's and as it were written in the 1800's it makes for an interesting read.

:) Beware the Lynx Cap'n I hear she is heavilly armed an fast as well I wish ye well on yer hunt an make sure that the Lynx knows she's been in a fight.

Oh yeah I hopes ye gets a few good photos to post as well . The last bunch were beauties Sir.

Welcome aboard there tarbucket and have ye ever been to sea Billy ....?

This feller walks into a candy shoppe an walks over to the nut counter and points at a bin and askes what kind of nuts they are , the clerk says cashews at .45 cents a pound . The man says thats to high so he points to another bin and the clerk says those are wallnuts @ .35 cents a pound the man says "thats to high .." finally the man points to the clerk's nose and says what's that ? And the clerk replies thats my nose ... And the man says "Your nose I thought it was your dick cause your nuts are so high" ... :)

Ahoy there Cascabel I just thought that I should wish thee the best on yer birthday an as a feller of good character ,well actually many characters you should have little trouble findin a way to amuse yerself . Fair winds an good huntin there mate.

Well Cap'n I wishes thee fair winds an good huntin , I expects to hear a good yarn or two come outa this weekends fray just remember to keeps yer powder dry an don't let em catch ye knapping .

What do ye do when the interesting weather starts ? Do ye haul her out for the winter ?

I always thought that the holes in doughnuts was so that a man could go to a nude beach and carry a dozen doughnuts and still have both hands free to carry a coffee in each hand :)