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Rumba Rue

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  1. It figures, I finally sneak online at 12:21 in the morning and what do I see? Me and someone named Salmagundi , one hidden member and 13 guests. Hi guests! Hope you're enjoying the Pub.
  2. Ever since switching to Mozilla (via Mad Jack's advice), been happy ever since. Yup, occasional pop-up windows remind you to download the latest stuff. Unfortunately, the pop-up windows show up at the most inopportune times.... But all in all, it's a whole lot better and the hackers can't deal with it.
  3. I tried to watch the show, but I totally lost interest. Too much dark, too much military stuff, not enough storyline to carry it, and it got old quick....at least to me.
  4. I'm sure we can find you a blow-up companion....
  5. I mailed off three packages today to three here. Sorry didn't have enough booty for everyone. But I'll continue to look for nifty things.
  6. "Excerpts From The Cat's Daily Diary" Day 283 Of My Captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time. . . .
  7. Wouldn't surprise me if it's got a little secret compartment that hides a tiny heart.
  8. Well ye know I tried hard ta give ye a kiss Shipwreck John, but all I got was a smeared computer screen.
  9. ...but I was born in December... ah who cares! Enjoy anyway!
  10. oh I just cruise the Internet looking for free clip-art stuff.
  11. Well I might not be Irish, but hey who cares. Drink up me hearties yo ho!
  12. Now be a good pirate and have your drinky. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
  13. Aw, ain't it amazing that you and your husband have the same birthdate? I think that's a pretty rare thing in relationships. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
  14. I don't think the DMV has that kind of humor.... though it would be worth a try.
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