Rumba Rue

^has a nice voice with very little Texas drawl

Aye welcome back to port!

1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy? 2. Which ones are male twins? 3. Which ones are the female twins? 4. How many women are in the group? 5. Which one is the teacher? Good Luck!

Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited ..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ..... box said "2-4 years!" April Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid ..... wrong instructions .... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing....... couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later the other swimmers cheated and they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm ..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it??? October Hate M & M's ..... they are so hard to peel . November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ..... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911 . "duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR -- SO FAR -- A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again, opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it, and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" (Are you ready? This is a beauty...) My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

carpetbagger

Welcome to the Pub! A right nice strapping man ye are!

My sword canes only have one band, so it's a tad harder to tell exactly what it is other than canes. But I'm sure they would probably be detected by a metal detectors.

fondue

I'm surprised that New Providence didn't make the cut....

Thank you so much for all the people identifying!

Now that is too Cute! This picture is priceless! It's like he's upset cuz the rum is gone!

...a reason to live on a high hill....

I know some of the people, but it would help greatly if someone could put names to the people, starting with the front row....

A Lady never reveals those kinds of secrets.

Pride and Prejudice

I'd like to go, BUT since it's at night, the need for a hotel room would be needed and at this time we really can't afford it when we are trying to save money for the con itself.

Welcome! If you're in need of a name try the 'sticky's' above and try one of the name sites.

sweet nothings

Not having every been flooded, after that happens to a home/building doesn't the water cause so much damage that the place has to be torn down?

Great job, but need to lighten up the darkness on faces.

Dang I should invest in a video camera..... Loved the guy in the dress --- 'wot' ?

Welcome and enjoy the Pub!

What a cutie Lilly! I sometimes wish I could have a dog again, but it doesn't look like it will happen anytime soon...living in a place that doesn't allow dogs....one of my young cats when she hears a dog barking from the complex next door, she hisses...damn cat has never even seen a dog!

Mary Jane yes I do...

ROTFLMAF What fun! Stynky, you're a riot!