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Merrydeath

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  1. no fireworks for me, but there was a nice crew of us pillaging the bowling alley.

    Aye were ye shootin cannonballs at the pins?? :lol:

    Tito, actually we did pretend to when the pins didnt' drop like they were supposed to. AIM... Fire.. BOOOOOMMM!

    too bad we couldn't really do that, we woulda had a much better score. BTW, it were Lady B who won that night with high scores. I think she is a ringer and bowls professionally. :)

  2. "Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

    Okay this isn't one word, but it reminded me of it... (guidelines..)

  3. a friend of mine got flashed at the St Louis Arch.. her response was.. "it looks like a dick only smaller."

    yes they did arrest the guy, after they stopped laughing.

    another one I heard when someone flashed was..."I've seen bigger hangnails"

    and for the guys.. "I've seen less arse on Oprah"

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