Merrydeath

"Pat the Bunny"

Rummy,

funny story about this slogan; I worked with books and one of the most popular kids book was PAT the Bunny. But I was never sure if they meant Pat was a name, or a verb.. and then one of my co-workers was named Pat too.. started a bunch of jokes about Pat and Patty and bunnys.

Then Nigel on Pyracy had the same bunny sunning bed tattoo that I had... yes a bunny. Thus came about the Plunder Bunny and the Blunder Punnies. We would race around the pub, bouncing bunny after bunny.. 50 posts a night about bunnys and dancing and hopping and nibbling..

I did mention both bunnys were on lower hips, right? :)

I miss Nigel..and my bunny.

Buenos Noches, Sam!

cocktails.

(heads off to sleep in her stripey jamms with her blackbeard doll, carrying her jug of rum and her cutlass. She has to be up early this am, and about out on her feet. She curls up in a corner of the pub in a blankie.)

Matt dear, if that is ALL that you like stroked.. then you are not the pirate I think ya be..

nice muskles too.. and it was a pleasure to spend a few hours with ya in virtual hibernation. (woof)

belly up

nope...

(big smile)

MUFFins

lucky goyle..

nice mast btw..

we can do it by pi..

like rabbits??

Looks at the book..

Mast-er and Command-er of the seas.. or the Kama Sutures of pirate lasses.

(mumbles under her breath about ice cream..)

if I wasn't working tomorrow I would show you our version of Mast-er and Command-er..

if Scarlett was willing..

saks...

sex?

sox..

pusse' the other white meat...

and a bite or two maybe worth it.

If all them young laddies were sharks in the sea

I'd be a minnow & let them eat me.

So roll your leg over, and roll your leg over

Roll your leg over, it's BETTER that way.

easy enough to under stand.

LOL.. they are red with stars, since I already have the full moon to go with them..

Throw your leg over??????? Tell me ya know that one and make me smile..

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the c orrect aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton

balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday,

I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,

and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling

papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own ..so does she.

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A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.

One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door.

A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.

She announces, " I want to join your club."

The biker is amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.

He asks, " Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep

The little old lady replies, "Yep ... my bike's parked over there," and points to a Harley in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep ... like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs a day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I'm

shootin' pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and replies,

"Nope...but I've been swung around by the nipples once or twice."

sinking with a pocket rocket

aye.. and I'll wave me hat about first. How about I hum a few bars from Whiskey in the Jar too!

I can wave me bloomers too, but they aren't white.....

awwwwwwwww... miss ya too!

just heard Saving Jane with Girl Next Door.. I see a trend here!

Three Doors Down- Missing you

Jane

Guinness- cold barley soup, and the only beer you can chew.

on sex--and that is not a command.. yet.

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex

--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live - NBC)

I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.

--Lil' Kim

Older people exude bundles of sexuality. Older men, and women tend not run around like cats and dogs in heat.

--Jacqueline Bisset

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.

--John Ciardi

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

--Garry Shandling

Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.

--Havelock Ellis

They have to convert our agenda into something aggressive. Two guys wanting to be happy together are invading their marriages. Helping a kid who's getting beaten up at school is promoting homosexuality. If you gave me a million dollars, I wouldn't know how to promote homosexuality. Do I hire Don King?

--Barney Frank U.S. Representative

Defense of Marriage? It's like the old V-8 commercial. As though if this act didn't pass, heterosexual men all over the country would say, [smacking head] 'I could have married a guy!'

--Barney Frank U.S. Representative

same-sex marriages. The name implies that the value of heterosexual marriages goes down once you let homosexuals into the institution There goes the neighborhood. I don't buy this realtor's view of relationships. Gay and lesbian couples who want to wed aren't trying to assail the grounds for marriage. They're trying to share them. If anything, they want to stabilize the gay community.

--Ellen Goodman Syndicated Boston Globe columnist

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts

--Jeff Foxworthy

Writing is a lot like sex. At first you do it because you like it. Then you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at all...you end up doing it for money.

--Unknown

Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book.

--Madonna (1958-) US singer, actress in Q Magazine (London), Jun 1991.

Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, it's a lot more.

--Tom Fasulo

Love is a matter of Chemistry, but sex is a matter of Physics

--Unknown

The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life

--Glenda Jackson

Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided, it will light the torch of eternity.

--Joseph Fetterman

In public school systems across the country, they're indoctrinating kids to be 'sexual' under the guise of protecting them, when you know that's not true. I think it is indoctrination for left-wing agendas.

--Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!

--Austin Powers

Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.

--Jay Leno

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.

--Lora Brody, author of Growing Up on the Chocolate Diet

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

--Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Computers

Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.

--Thomas Szasz, M.D.

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

--Jackie Onassis

Sex is a discovery.

--Fannie Hurst

Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.

--M. C. Reed

Sex is unclean, not because of the pleasure, but because of the suffering it brings.

--Theodore Roeszak

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, you probably won't either.

--Unknown

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.

--Unknown

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

--Unknown

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

--Unknown

Sex is an emotion in motion.

--Mae West

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'.

--Unknown

Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.

--Mary Day Winn

You know "that look" women get when they want sex?

Me neither.

--Steve Martin

Having sex is like playing bridge.

If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

--Woody Allen

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

--Rodney Dangerfield

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.

--Lynn Lavner

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

--Camille Paglia

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

--Sharon Stone

Hockey is a sport for white men.

Basketball is a sport for black men.

Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

--Tiger Woods

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

--Jack Nicholson

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

--Barbara Bush

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

--Billy Crystal

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

--Robert De Niro

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

--Dustin Hoffman

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.

--Jerry Seinfeld

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

--Rod Stewart

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

-- Robin Williams

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

--Swami X

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

--Andy Warhol

Sex is hardly ever just about sex.

--Shirley MacLaine

Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century.

--Malcolm Muggeridge

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation - the other eight are unimportant.

--Henry Miller

Guilty. Nuff said.

not surprised! nuff said. (hug)

I try not to do any drugs, since they seem to work oddly on me. I do chocolate and rum..

as far as anyone else using them, I think its like alcohol use; if no one gets hurts by it, its not my business.

KY and rum