Graydog

Aye, that thar be a right fine book it be.

Of course ye wonders if thar be a blasted secret in that thar book, with it bein written by a "former" FBI agent, it be!

Could be he is just tryin to smoke us out and then nab us, based on no more than simply the way we be a speakin, that's fer sure. Talk about yer profilin, arrrrr.

-Greydog

This be in a new time slot startin this har week. Tuesdays at 10 pm fer me. Be checkin yer local listin's.

-Greydog

Cap'n Sage:

Now them are some right fine lookin pouches they be. In fact so right fine, I be send ye a note via other signals about gettin one for Cantakerous Jan, that I be a doin.

May yer ship not run aground on a dry lake.

-Greydog

I be likin that thar new website. It be havin plenty of information on it, it be.

Its great to be a seein a site finally up!

-Greydog

Of course t'would be Harrison Ford, but since he looks nuthin like me the only real choice is:

Cameron Diaz

Well, sure she is nuthin like me at all; which is why I will need hours and hours with her to teach her how to handle me part!

-Greydog

Aye, welcome ye.

Tis wonderful to be havin ye to this har fine establishment. It seems the quality of the premises is bein improved. Ye be a decore we can truly appreciate.

Please, sit ye down and relax.

Oh...If that purse of yer's be a might heavy, I'll offer to hold it fer ya while ye be har.

Oh, no, tis no bother, merely a gentleman's service I provide to a grand lady like yer self. I do this fer free from the bottom of me heart as it were.

Welcome.

-Greydog

Tiny Bubbles by Don Ho be island music

I agree with ye about mutiny. The crew of ladies not be realizin that they be hangin seperate because they not be hangin together. Plus, that thar Cap'n done changed the split he did, he did. Many a crew be gettin rid of thar Cap'n simply fer be a doin what he did, that they would.

-Greydog

I be speakin to Tigerlee this last weekend and he be tellin me that thar are still tickets available for this right fine and fun event.

-Greydog

This har show makes me laugh, it does, it does.

Fer more detailed information about that thar show try this link:

Pirate Master

Thar be a question about them thar coins, well har be the link to the company that makes them:

Coins

-Greydog

Aye this is the first time ever for this event. Depending on this year's event, we are hoping to do next year on a far larger and grander scale.

Looking down further in this area (Raids) of the pub, you will see that it is listed.

Thank ye kindly fer lookin in on us.

-Greydog

1. I be wishin for a tankard that would never run out of rum.

2. I be wishin I was never hung over.

3. I be wishin for a second tankard just like the first for days that I am really thirsty.

-Greydog

(I also be wishin ye not know that I pirated this joke from else whar)

I and several of me lads were thar as well. It t'were a fun event and we look forward to it fer next year.

We even captured a couple of Royal Navy Lieutenants who's inspection tour were cut a might short! Arrr. They were fine lads though, they signed the articles and be workin for us now!

-Greydog

Buying a round tis the least I could do to be with such a fine group of lads and lasses, consider it done!

-Greydog

Maybe yer compass be pointin to what ye most want instead of North?

If that be the case, from the looks of the dad blamed thing, I don't think ye know what ya want?

-Greydog

A right fine day to ye all.

I am right fine pleased to be har and meet ye all. I have only recently gone on account, but had a right fine record of historical activities (some might call that re-enacting) fer over 30 years prior to that unfortunate circumstance that started me down this profitable path of endeavors.

May ye have slipped yer anchor a full hour before they know yer gone.

-Greydog

It be " Pyrat XO Rum" it be and a godsend it be at that!

And that thar bottle be a a fun item too!

Gold, talk of gold?

Arrr, talk of gold. I always have thoughts and opinions when it be about gold, it be. Ya see, gold and ports go hand in hand they do. Fer without a port to go to gold just be ballast. And goin to port without gold be a waste of time it be. If ye have one then ye need the other. If yer without one then the other doesn't do ye much good.

Then thar always be an option of using a port as a gold mine. Just be a waitin outside of port...that way ye can be findin gold that a passer by might accidnetly be losin. Tis nothin more than retrivin that what would otherwise be lost is what I am sayin. It's more like ye be perfomin a service to ensure valuables don't wind up in Davey Jone's Locker.

Now, I know this har one port that if ye.....I think I might be better off talkin less about it.

Arrr, aye Pyrate XO is the rum fer me, but it has a habit of loosin tongues and now might be the right time to put that thar bottle down!

October 6th, 2007: Pirate Raid

Raid Website (If you get a "not found" click again- AOL portal problem. However, the website doesn't give much more info than provided below.)

On Saturday, 4 pm to 10 pm- Pirates will be given the opportunity to conduct a raid in the vicinity of Temecula, California. At this event there will be:

an attack

flogging

buried treasure

distribution of booty

wench auction

dinner

drinking

games of chance (not for real money)

and

music

This event is set on a small site and is limited to 50 people, all participants must be over 21 yrs old and in pirate or other attire appropriate for the Caribbean 1650-1750, no gunpowder allowed, weapons encouraged (but safety rules discussed and then enforced), prizes awarded at the end of the night for the Pirates that have the most gold collected at the event. Cost - $29.95 a person.

For more information contact:

MARTINblackwheel@aol.com

This is a participant only event, there will not be a viewing public.

Based on Rumba's post, I pulled my post in support of her reasoning.

Well, of course I mean the post two up that says deleted, that is.. This har post is posted. Hopefully not post dated and certainly not in the Saturday Evening Post. I think mayhaps I should just shut-up sit down and eat my postoastees

Post haste.

This post deleted by me.

Yarr.

I went to this har party last year, and first rate she claimed to be and first rate she was!