CaptainSatan

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I'm clean shaven these days. But I'm guilty of past facial hair crimes

Speaking of Walmart plunder.... I found this t-shirt for less than five dollars.

It never ceases to amaze me how lazy actors can be. The more you pay them the more they want to stay in their trailer. I've also noticed that the higher paid meat puppets take longer to herd to the set than their low budget counterparts.

We like it to moo mournfully when stuck it with a fork.

Aye! Boobies and NO QUARTER it is.

I like faires with on sight camping so that I can drink copious amounts of rhum and not have to worry about driving home. Plus I usally like to saty for the ntire weekend.

I enjoyed it well enough. Just because it's a fantasy film doesn't mean that it should have a shoddy screenplay and have to depend on a metric-arseload of CG to carry the film.The first screenplay was good the second one was poor and the third mediocre. That being said the lack of writing talent did not prevent me from enjoying the wholesale spectacle of AWE :)

Aye, I'm a bit of a Rum-Slut myself. But still, some rhums are more welcome than others :)

I enjoyed AWE a lot better than I liked DMC. For all of those millions and millions of dollars I expected a better screenplay. Instead I got an uninspiring rewrite of Return of the Jedi. All aspects of the art dept were excellent though! -CS

Never tried Sailor Jerry's rum. I'm taking my foster daughter camping this weekend. So I'll pick up a bottle to take with us .

Bush was never AWOL. That is misinformation spread by the vast left wing conspiracy. President Bush released his military records prior to running for president. Senator Kerry kept his records sealed. Perhaps he was embarrassed that he had a lower GPA than President Bush .There are plenty of complaints about President Bush that you could make without having to resort to making things up :) Please tell me that you are not implying that the National Guard is not part of the military. -CS

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Funny how the leftists were all for going to war when it helped their poll numbers... One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them. That is our bottom line." President Clinton, Feb. 4, 1998 "If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program." President Clinton, Feb. 17, 1998. "Iraq is a long way from [here], but what happens there matters a great deal here. For the risks that the leaders of a rogue state will use nuclear, chemical or biological weapons against us or our allies is the greatest security threat we face." Madeline Albright, Feb 18, 1998. "He will use those weapons of mass destruction again, as he has ten times since 1983." Sandy Berger, Clinton National Security Adviser, Feb, 18,1998. "We urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the U.S. Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to the threat posed by Iraq's refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction programs." Letter to President Clinton, signed by Sens. Carl Levin, Tom Daschle, John Kerry, and others Oct. 9, 1998 "Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process." Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D, CA), Dec. 16, 1998. "Hussein has ... chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies." Madeline Albright, Clinton Secretary of State, Nov. 10, 1999. "There is no doubt that ... Saddam Hussein has reinvigorated his weapons programs. Reports indicate that biological, chemical and nuclear programs continue apace and may be back to pre-Gulf War status. In addition, Saddam continues to redefine delivery systems and is doubtless using the cover of a licit missile program to develop longer-range missiles that will threaten the United States and our allies." Letter to President Bush, Signed by Joe Lieberman (D-CT), John McCain (Rino-AZ) and others, Dec. 5, 2001 "We begin with the common belief that Saddam Hussein is a tyrant and a threat to the peace and stability of the region. He has ignored the mandated of the United Nations and is building weapons of mass destruction and the means of delivering them." Sen. Carl Levin (D, MI), Sept. 19, 2002. "We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country." Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002. "Iraq's search for weapons of mass destruction has proven impossible to deter and we should assume that it will continue for as long as Saddam is in power." Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002. "We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction." Sen. Ted Kennedy (D, MA), Sept. 27, 2002. "The last UN weapons inspectors left Iraq in October of 1998. We are confident that Saddam Hussein retains some stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons, and that he has since embarked on a crash course to build up his chemical and biological warfare capabilities. Intelligence reports indicate that he is seeking nuclear weapons..." Sen. Robert Byrd (D, WV), Oct. 3, 2002. "I will be voting to give the President of the United States the authority to use force-- if necessary-- to disarm Saddam Hussein because I b elieve that a deadly arsenal of weapons of mass destruction in his hands is a real and grave threat to our security." Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Oct. 9, 2002. "There is unmistakable evidence that Saddam Hussein is working aggressively to develop nuclear weapons and will likely have nuclear weapons within the next five years ... We also should remember we have always underestimated the progress Saddam has made in development of weapons of mass destruction." Sen. Jay Rockerfeller (D, WV), Oct 10, 2002. "He has systematically violated, over the course of the past 11 years, every significant UN resolution that has demanded that he disarm and destroy his chemical and biological weapons, and any nuclear capacity. This he has refused to do" Rep. Henry Waxman (D, CA), Oct. 10, 2002. "In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weap ons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including al Qaeda members ... It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons." Sen. Hillary Clinton (D, NY), Oct 10, 2002. "We are in possession of what I think to be compelling evidence that Saddam Hussein has, and has had for a number of years, a developing capacity for the production and storage of weapons of mass destruction." Sen. Bob Graham (D, FL), Dec. 8, 2002. "Without question, we need to disarm Saddam Hussein. He is a brutal, murderous dictator, leading an oppressive regime ... He presents a particularly grievous threat because he is so consistently prone to miscalculation ... And now he is miscalculating America's response to his contin ued deceit and his consistent grasp for weapons of mass destruction ... So the threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass destruction is real ..." Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Jan. 23. 2003. -CS

If Al Gore is so concerned about the enviroment why does he live in a mansion that uses 20 times more electricity than the average American home (according to the Nashville Electric Service)? -CS

I always thought that Robert Newton had a lot a lot to do with what we perceive to be a pirate accent. -CS

Alfred

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BSG is my favourite tele show at the moment. It's so cool to have a space-show that's a drama first, and the robots and space ships are in the background. Don't think that the writing has been as good this season, but I'm optimistic... -CS Cylon Eye Candy

I'll drink with any wench that sports a purple hat and a pistol -CS

Hey Merrydeath I just opened a bottle of Black Bat. Come on down and I'll pour ye a stiff one. -CS

Drawn

Pirate Bus at Burning Man. This was the only image that I could find that didn't have naked poeple in the picture. -CS