theM.A.dDogge

is that like: ...a night with venus.....a lifetime with mercury.....

not sure 'bout actual campaign furniture....but definatley boxes/chests/casks to stow all the personal shtuff would definatley look more the part round a camp just off the boat...

Believe me...when given the choice of sleeping in a tent with Captain Sterling in it, and sleeping in a tent without...well, there's really no choice at all. without huh..?....that would be my choice too.....

thats another thing...somehow got to work that into my contract...every event needs to supply me with an onion bottle and a clay pipe...since i have one or the other loosed for me.... as a gage...PiP was a great time...for i had an onion bottle and a pipe broke....whoo hoo

fer me??...i havnt broke one yet.... ...(looks at Billie and Diosa)...they're such good "chums"...that they break em for me so i dont have to..... anyone else notice that you also "chum" for sharks???? ...(remind me not to go swimming with them....)

wait a minute....i saw the taping with Kosta...everyone WAS out to git me.....no wonder i'm so damn paranoid... now everytime i close my eyes...i think someone is sneaking thru my room lookin to steal the "green fairies"..... ...hide little fairies....hide...hide in the onion bottles... oh thats right...after 2 years....their both broke....anyone make em outta plastic??

So are ye sayin, all ye boys have to PAY fer it??? shame, shame... why the hell do ye think they call it rape? we are men...believe...we always pay...one way or another...we always pay...

sooo....since i never used the facilities while there....i should clean it for the slobs who did?? ...or i cant come back???? hmmmmm.......interesting personally i say close em down...be done with it....end of issue

do controversies never ceese 'round the Beach Boys??? i BELIEVE.....last year marked not only the very first time anyone had gone off sword fighting....but it was considered a TIE.....we did not win as a team....and therefore had to share the loot and title as co-champions......still in accordance with the rules then and now.... and yes...we did ask permision from both hurricane as well as captain marcy and the crewe of the wolfe...and got the ok ahead of time for the saftey aspect...and even modified it so we could do it in a safe...and yet rougish way. contrary to popular belief...there is actually quite a bit of pre-planning in what we do....behind the scenes....for saftey....we just make it look like we pulled it out of our arse....anytime we're quiet...it means we're plottin.... and somone better step up their game a bit next time....or i will be forced to withdraw from the competion and stay home a year or two....otherwise i would seem glutton...always taking home an easy prize. remember.....dont hate me 'cause i'm better than you....hate me 'cause i'm prettierthan you.....

i still dont know how you got the "burden" of stowin my gear.....i have my own trailer...for my own stuff....believe me...this will not happen again. i apologize for any and all trouble this seems to have caused you.

i actually brought a camara...just felt like i never had a chance to git it out!?!? ....damn chapionsip contest here....parade walk there....climbin fence everywhere..... if'n ya dont mind terribly...i would like to git me hands on some of those photos too.....pleeeesse

how 'bout a soft spot in the barbed-wire..... ....save monies on me silk hose that way

wot ar ye talkin 'bout..... if ya rape first....plus the cuddlin after..... ya miss all the good stuff!!!! if'n ya burn first.....thars nary a thing to rape or pillage!!!! nope...listen to the ole sea-horse marine...... plillage first....then burn... ...no wait....then rape.... .....then burn..... find a lot easier to rape/cuddle when ya gots the plunder.....they ALL like the plunder.....thars always time to rape when ya got the plunder!!!

yes sir'ree...that's our motto: pillage first!!

well then...maybe next time...i'll just hang meself!!! that'll show ya.... i can see it all now...the whole crowd yellin.....well let go ya dummy!!

well considerin the deal was to have them hand delivered from the captain...i guess the same deal goes with you!?!?..... i need them this weekend...how long of drive is it??...hope you gitsome slepp before you head this way....

Capital idea! Since you're disguised now and all. the wif thinks that i must of had too much fun...so much fun...that i found it prudent to change my appearance....just in case anyone comes askin questions...

pssst....here that Sterling.... .....YOU did a great job..... ...i really got to re-write that show.

Is this all that's left of poor Captain Sterling's tent? how come everytime there is either something burnt down or broke... ....everyone thinks it's the Archangel camp.... ...ok...usually they'd be right... ....but this time our camp was innocent... .....well of this anyhow

i can vouche for damn neer every night at ...about...3am ish....the gate were very locked indeed..... ...very locked

we have , in the past , set up various camps with a path headed in....then to a main circle....where many of our "display tents" would be accessable...and our staroge tents were not.... for example.....each "crewe"...have a different path that leads to their area...so as to a one way in...circle back out to the main path...on to the next crewe...kinda thingy.... the circle style camps offer wonderful venues for performances,demos , backdrops....as well as not stepping on others toes....and anyone not interested in having their camp "open" to the public...sets theirs off the main path a bit...less accessable to the hearding sheep of audiences. and as far as demos go....i got hit by the tour...at callenishs camp...and found my self (and mickey) giving an impromptu dissertation on the history of small arms....with all callenishs arms....so by the time i got back to my area/tent....had allready talked to the tour....so wandered about instead. but that seems to go for ...in camp...litterally everything can become a historical demo/talk...... ok....actually forgot what my point was..... .....so never mind.

yeah...i'm in....lets raise money to buy into ....i'll donate my hair....er.... ...waita sec...allready done that...how bout me beard....damg.... ....thats gone too..... ok....free publicity sounds the best then. Well....HOPEFULLY...this "America's Best" things actually gets edited worth a damn....and is picked up....if it shows this summer as promised..... ....you might just be turnin folks away.....maybe

[quote name='Capt. Sterling' date='Dec 17 2008, 09:25 AM' post= and we were camped along the path... just some folks needed to hog the view.... HA!!!....dont ask my opinion who was all Hoggin the views!!!! if i come back...looks like i'll have to come a fortnight earlier....or sleep on the surf itself!?!!? dang wall tents....

I am open to ALL ideas from the Arch Angel crewe. You black dogs outdid yerselves agin this year. Not only taken the gold, but havin a right mutiny, with the crewe hangin the captain and turning Pyrat. Now can ye see why yer crewe be our role models? We are Sunset performers and I think we can perform both types of hangins at the pier. Aye, let's have a sit down, be a blue moon yet? i'd be up for that....but first we gots to convince the wife i can come back... ...!?!?! she starting to figure out how much fun i actually did have!?!? an she aint buyin that there was even a competion.....let alone that i won anythin....considerin i didn't even git home with a trophy or nuthin.... but i do have the gold medal....i have yet to take it off....!?!?! Well ye be under contract. A BLOOD contract fer next year. We don't want to come and take yer first born hostage/ You had fun? Well ya know, if ye weren't such a camera hog there wouldn't be as much evidence. Maybe a more "pained" look on yer mug next time you are muggin up. And we couldn't send ya home wid a broken trophy. We are fixin it up and you can show her the pictures of ole "Bonesy". He is already in the shop fer the upgrade and "plate" with NOT NIGEL engraved on it. Aye, that Gold (ahem gold COLORED) Medal was well earned. Ye outchugged Kosta (but not me, the little guys can slug), and ye outplanked me and him, and almost won the damned cannon ball roll. It was supposed to be a cannon ball toss but you sissies couldn't LIFT it. Ye will be hard pressed to win agin next year. Especially with some ole worn out treasure map routing. Aye, remember the contract, and if that ain't ENOUGH, I already BOUGHT the ticked for ya. How do you spell allouwissciouss agin? aye...i DID toss the cannonball.....wife is still pissed i cant find my left testicle..... .....i think it still there on the field somewhere....