BLACK JACK SHALAQ

NQG where else?

I be Black Jack's better half "Shanghia Sooz". And I never let words bother me too much. Jack gets 'is skivies in a wad from time to time and the words fly! Wench, Harlot, Bit**, Slu*, you name it. After he fires off a couple volleys n' let's 'is barrel cool off he apologizes then it's MY turn. It usally ends up with flowers, dinner n' a show (chick flick of course!). He hasn't seen the pattern after 27 yrs. of marriage!

JUST YER EVERYDAY RUN OF THE MILL A**HOLE...IT'S A LIVIN'

Your Seduction Style: A 12 pounder with double charge n' broken glass & nails.

I'm such n' ol' smoothie

THIS IS THE EMAIL I GOT.....http://traffnew1.biz/dl/loadadv671.exe

I DIDN'T OPEN IT BY SHEAR...LUCK...THANX 4 THE WARNING.

"God has a hard-on for Marines. Cuz we keep heaven packed with fresh souls"!

"WHOA! Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it"!  :angry:

Something with Rodney Dangerfield....."Caddyshack"?

THAT'S RIGHT! Ya get a cookie!

I've had sex in a church. With a deacon's daughter. More than once. :angry:

ATTA BOY!

If you like Zim, check out "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac". Same person illustrates and writes it. It's an extremely demented, and might I say fucking awesome read.

Yeah.....my son turned me on to Johnny last year...My kinda guy too!

But that's an awful long name for my dog..."Gir" is just right!

Expresso really wires me out!

Amazed with fast posters? ^

Orange popsicles!

"WHOA! Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it"!

I thank you both.... Quite th' lot o' Gentleman Scholars about these days....

Lessee now...

"Don't... Ever speak to me again..."

Try tha' one out...

the first "HIGHLANDER" movie

Male porn star

....I DON'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS.....IT SEEMS OTHERS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LOSING !!

A 'touchy-feelie' CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked, "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist."

        The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil"! 

                               

                    HAR! HAR! HAR! I LOVE THE TRUTH

                      HAR! HAR! HAR! I LOVE THE CORPS!

                                  BLACK JACK

.......I CAN'T HELP IT...THAT STILL CUTS ME UP!....

....STILL TICKLES ME INNERS.....

IRON HORSE

Very Funny Black Jack Shalaq!  You keep that up and you may be needin' a spank! 

Try again...  Here's one more quote:

"Hatred is a very underestimated emotion."

Rob Roy? .........You kin spank me at yer earliest convenience..

HEY CUP CAKE!....WAS I CLOSE?

HELLO!!!! RUMMY????

"Ghost riders in the sky"....(his versons the best)!

i-dog is the rage.. jest got one fer me wife...

do tell...do tell

RUBBER BANDS.....After 5 or 6 rounds, They come in handy for emergency cock rings......

Hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do to keep mama smilin'

Very Funny Black Jack Shalaq!  You keep that up and you may be needin' a spank! 

Try again...  Here's one more quote:

"Hatred is a very underestimated emotion."

Rob Roy? .........You kin spank me at yer earliest convenience..

HEY CUP CAKE!....WAS I CLOSE?

I use "Irish Spring" when thumpin' me dummy. Aka strokin' me squirrel......

After extensive research , I've found "Irish Spring" lathers best!

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Slaps me wrist from time to time

(I think it turns her on)