BLACK JACK SHALAQ

Ol' Black Jack tis' reved up n' no place ta go Captn'!!

I even washed me hands!

I be waitin' out back lassie,

Black Jack Shalaq

Ain't she a beauty mate?

:) Black Jack

Aye Captn',

By the looks of yer profile yer MY type of lass! I choose pistol's n' pike. What be yer favor? Black Jack isn't easy by no means, but he can be had!

HAR HAR HAR! If you win (which you won't), Ol' Black Jack will punder yer treasure chest till yer head caves in! When I win....hee hee hee..Yer all mine lassie....All MINE! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

"Squared off n' armed to gill's fer adventure n dirty fun"

Black Jack Shalaq

Hear too ya gob of pond guppy's,

Ol' Black Jack be three sails to the gale n' lookin' ta get scratched & slapped by a few feisty harlots lookin' fer some fun! Any takers?

"Gettin' slapped is easy. It's the knowin' when ta duck tis the trick",

Black Jack Shalaq

Avast ya puddle pirates!

Ol' Black Jack has his liquor cabinet under sail!! We threw the empties over board n' she's sittin' a bit higher outta the water. We test fired our long nine n' it about capsized us but the swift action of me crew kept er' afloat.

Black Jack Shalaq

Hear too ya pus buckets!!

Me mates n' me armed me liquor cabinet with one of HMS long nines!

With powder n' shot thar's not much room on board but we got her stowed away among all these bottles n' jugs. She's sittin' in the water a bit low but spirits are high (really high)! Were scowerin' the coast fer some action, so beware!

Startin' small but thinkin' BIG!

:) Black Jack Shalaq

Give me the wench n' I'll bring the rum n' you take the pictures captn'! Har Har Har! We'll be thrown off this post so fast you wouldn't beleive it!

Always ready for a good time n' trouble,

Black Jack Shalaq

Arrrgh......rrmmm......har har har........rrmmm.....hum dee dum dee dum & a scupper -o- rum hum hmmm..>hic<...Arrrgh...>BURP<...rmmmmm......

Arrrgh! Blast yer bloated carcuss bar keep! Bring us another round n'

some grub! Har har har...arrrghmmm.................>hic<........>BELCH<........

"Three sails to the gale"

Black Jack n' The crew

Aye laddy,

Ya ready ta pull a cork n' bust some knoggens with Ol' Black Jack are ya's? HAR HAR

Made it to yet another Friday! Me liquor cabinet is well stocked n' all the holes are patched n' pitched. We be settin' sail fer the first deep lagoon we find! We'll drop anchor n' take our liberty's of the wenches n' wine til' the locals try to throw us out ( not an easy task ).

"All reved up n' ready to go"

Black Jack Shalaq n' Crew

Aye,

I got's plenty to do!...It'll take a looooong time ta beat this computer into submission! AAARRRRR! Trust Me....I'm more pirate than the lot of ya's!!!! Ol' Black Jack's spent more time at sea asleep than most did that whole lives!!

:) No Doubt, Oh Yeah!

Black Jack Shalaq

OH "YES" ...REALLY!

THE BOYZ FROM THE HOOD!

BLACK JACK

GOT THE SHELVES EMPTIED n' LINES TIED TO THE AFT. ME MATES n' ME WILL ATEMPT TO DRAG OUR LIQUOR CABINET OF THIS BLASTED REEF.....(again).....I'M SURE WE'LL BE SUCCESSFUL CAUSE....WELL....UM....UH....OK..OK..OK..WE TEND TO RUN GROUND ALOT n' WE'RE GETTIN' GOOD AT THIS ALRIGHT!!!

HEAVIN' n' HOin'

BLACK JACK n' THE BOY'S

AHOY PUDDLE PIRATES

OL' BLACK JACK'S BEEN TAKIN' A THRASHIN' FROM STEM TO STERN AS OF LATE. BUT HE'S BEEN HOLDING HIS OWN n' WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO EVEN AFTER THE LAST MAN'S DOWN. DON'T THINK THAT BLACK JACK IS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD BY NO MEANS. HE'S A SNAKE IN THE GRASS n' FEARS NO ONE FOR HE IS FEAR ITSELF. HE'S SEEN THINGS THAT SATAN WOULD BLUSH AT n' DONE THINGS WHICH HE WOULD SHAKE HIS HEAD IN DISGUST. EATEN n' DRANK THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE A BILLY GOAT PUKE. BLACK JACK IS A HARD SALT OF THE SEA n' CARES ONLY FOR HIS BATTLE MATES. THE MATES THAT WATCHED HIS BACK WHILE HE WATCHED THIER'S. THE MATES THAT SPILLED THIER BLOOD TO SAVE THE SHIP. THE MATES HE CHEWED DIRT WITH FROM BERUIT TO HONDURAS TO IRAQ. THAT, YA PUDDLE PIRATES, IS BROTHERHOOD! TAKE IT ANYWAY YOU WANNA TAKE IT CUZ THAT'S MY TRUTH !!

HOORAH !

BLACK JACK SHALAQ

CAPTN' WEAVER,

THAT EBAY RUM AD GAVE OL' BLACK JACK A GOOD CHUCKLE ( he looks like me mudda)! :)

-BLACK JACK

HEAR TOO YA POND GUPPY'S! OL' BLACK JACK SAILS A CARVED TEAK WOOD LIQUOR CABINET WITH ALL SHELVES STOWED WITH THE FINEST ROT GUT THAT COULD BE ........AQUIRED! SHE SITS LOW IN THE WATER BUT FOLLOWS THE TIDE WITH WITH "CAPTN' MORGAN "AT THE HELM OR "JIM BEAM" SPLICING THE MAIN BRACE! HAR HAR HAR HAR!

I HAVE HER TIED TO THE AFT OF ME MAN-O-WAR n' USE HER FER ME DOG HOUSE WHEN ME FIRST MATE "SHANGHIA SOOZ" GETS HER CORSET IN A WAD n' COMES AT OL' BLACK JACK WITH PIKE n' PISTOL (she get's that way from time to time ya know).......