To fit the bill - how many of the following apply?
1) Routinely stay up waay past 1?
My usual to bed is 3am up by 6:30 am, managed five hours of sleep from Thur-Tues for RF2.
2)Think nothing of some wildly inappropriate snack at 3 am?
Usually not hungry
3) Or before creeping into bed.. just before the sky lights up signaling you that you stoically shirked sleep, do you swear "tomorrow night I'll sleep"
Snigger... always...
4) Does the constant math of .."If I go to bed at 2 I'll get x hours of sleep ..which steadily melts into well, ok now it's a quarter after, so if I go to bed at X instead, I'll get x hours of sleep. Which dissolves into a short nap followed by once again swearing "tomorrow night I'll sleep"
Nap?! What nap?!
5) Do you you have a uniform of some unmatched comfortable clothes, a fuzzy robe and perhaps matching socks, perhaps not?
An old banyan and period correct nightshirt for events the rest of the time... well the old banyan still works....
6) Do you hear from friends, family "don't you sleep?" "What do you do all night?"Followed by your blank stare, a sly grin and a search for a cup of coffee..let' em guess.....
Oh they know what I do all night....
7) Are you uber familiar with the sounds only heard at night..the fridge which seems to get louder as the minutes go by, the heat coming up, the house settling, cats fighting outside..your increasing yawns..
Aye, can't remember too much yawning though
8) Feel oddly like kin to those wierd infomercial people?
nope, watch dvds or taped shows I missed earlier....hmmm maybe all those boring infomercials would put me to sleep!
9) Feel like a bull in a china shop as every step you take to the loo etc sounds like a herd of cattle in the night no matter how hard you try to be quiet?
Yes
10) Have strange revelations? "Gee I never realized the toilet paper, fridge door, my computer fan was so loud?
No
11) Have people you see (you know..those bleary shadows that think nothing of bugging you at say the ungodly hour of 10:30) who ask why your tv is set to closed captioning when your hearing is just fine?
I just shut everyone's bedroom door and listen away if I'm not reading...